Zoe Dee explains how to dress like Liz Lemon from 300 Rock. (Note: sense of humor required.) —Sparkitors
Liz Lemon and I have a lot of things in common: we’re both pale, we’re both brunettes, we’re both incredibly dorky whilst being insanely hilarious, we... More →
'Sup, Sparklebutts? Here's what: Dagger is in the hizz-ouse to hand out some MAD CASH MONIES. (And by "mad cash monies," we of course mean "trivial, meaningless awards.") All y'all ACED the heezy out of last week's riddle—and many of you deemed it much too... More →
EPICVOCABSHOUT-OUTS from yesterday's post go to:mysticjadeshoe: When Dumbledore informed the school that Draco wore diapers, it was quite defamatory to Draco's poor, nonexistent reputation.
sparkles9513: Rebecca Black's failed attempt at becoming a... More →
Everyone is here for a reason, and sometimes that reason is to make dumb, insulting comments to other people who are just here to mind their own business and maybe eat some sushi. The hardest part about unexpected mean remarks is knowing what ot say... More →
We've been doing an absolutely MISERABLE job at keeping up with birthday shout-outs as of late, especially since Interview With a Sparkler is on a temporary hiatus. But we're going to make it up to you, we promise. How? No, not by buying... More →
We all knew that Chelsea Dagger would one day make the history books—we just didn't realize she'd make the PE class history books, and that her name would be misspelled. Oh well. You take what you can get.
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Charlotteness, we can hardly refill a stapler without breaking a limb. Robots are bit beyond our comprehension level.—Sparkitors
I bet you're all thinking "Woah! Build robots? This girl is crazy! People don't do that!" but you're wrong, they do! I do, in fact.... More →
Whimzy could be the next winner of Project Runway; this girl's got sewing SKILLZ.—Sparkitors
I can finally see the light at the end of tunnel! The dress is all put together (and it fits!) and at this point, my big concern is handwork. The... More →
crimsonandclover23 is one of the bravest Sparklers we know, and we're sure you'll be as inspired by her story as we are!—Sparkitors
Hi, Sparklers! Today, I'm here to share my story with you; I'm sure we're a lot alike, but my life has... More →