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Books to Loan Your Crush (And What They Say About You)

By Melissa AlbertAugust 20, 2012
You're in love! But you can't figure out how to express your feelings in talking, because when your crush is around all that comes out is "PLEASED TO MEET ME." So why not loan your crush a book, and let an expert on the written... More  →
Books to Loan Your Crush (And What They Say About You)

Victoria Justice Is in a New Movie!

By Jennifer GrudzieckiAugust 20, 2012
Your favorite Nickelodeon star and bully fighter Victoria Justice is starring in a new teen movie, Fun Size. It's got your basic teen movie plot: girl is invited to party by hot crush, girl is informed by mother that she must babysit younger... More  →
Victoria Justice Is in a New Movie!

Blogging Disney: The Rescuers

By Scott GreenstoneAugust 20, 2012
Alright, well, here's the deal. I don't like The Rescuers. I don't like the plot. I don't like the lack of character development. I don't like the logic. I'm not a huge fan of the animation, either. This movie has never impressed me,... More  →
Blogging Disney: The Rescuers

Faye's Guide for Not Being Naked in College

By ContributorAugust 20, 2012
And the second place winner, first place loser award goes to Sparkler Gurgle-gurgle for her comment/question, “Dressing in college. PLEASE, PLEASE HELP ME WITH THIS! HOW DO YOU DO THIS?! (...I've had a uniform all my life...).” Gurgle-gurgle, your caps-locked prayers have... More  →
Faye's Guide for Not Being Naked in College

Animals Week is Here!

By Jennifer GrudzieckiAugust 20, 2012
Animals work hard: they comfort us, they star in our favorite YouTube videos, they protect us, and they make a great subject for small talk. And that's why we're devoting an entire week to celebrating the furry, cuddly, scaly, hairy creatures that make us laugh... More  →
Animals Week is Here!

Happy Birthday, Andrew Garfield

By Jennifer GrudzieckiAugust 20, 2012
...And hopefully this slideshow will convince him to show up to the private date birthday party we invited him to. How do we love thee, Andrew Garfield? Let us count the ways... More  →
Happy Birthday, Andrew Garfield!

20 Weird Animal Habits

By RG DanielsAugust 20, 2012
The Wandering Glider dragonfly is known for its two sets of wings that allow it to glide through the air. However, it is not known that when no one is looking the dragonfly sneaks a few bites of bacon, which it has stashed in... More  →
20 Weird Animal Habits

What You'll Learn When You Visit a College Dorm

By ContributorAugust 17, 2012
I’m old, fellow Sparklers. I’m a senior in high school, I’m filling out papers about what diseases I’m vaccinated against, and I’m twelve years older than my youngest siblings, so they’re probably going to forget they have a sister for large stretches of time. Oh,... More  →
What You'll Learn When You Visit a College Dorm

Never Fear, the Friwards are Here!

By Jennifer GrudzieckiAugust 17, 2012
It's come to our attention that a few of you noticed that the Friday Awards were missing last week. Here's what we're thinking went through your heads: HOW COULD YOU SPARKITORS BETRAY US LIKE THIS? WE TRUSTED YOU AND YOU LET US DOOOWWWWNNN!!! The world is coming... More  →
Never Fear, the Friwards are Here!

Metalhead Gets a Gig! (And Goes Back to School)

By ContributorAugust 17, 2012
Metalhead here! Haven't written anything about NBK in quite some time, have I? Well, it's good to be back. First of all, school starts in two weeks down here, and I'm both worried and excited. Worried because of homework (I have... More  →
Metalhead Gets a Gig! (And Goes Back to School)