EXCITING NEWS, SPARKLEBUTTS(even more exciting than the news that Joseph Gordon-Levitt's attorney has finally lifted the restraining order against me, due in large part to the fact that I kidnapped him and forced him to listen to me sing More →
Sparkler confuzzledmuggle wrote this essay for the common college application, and elected the "choose your own topic" topic. This itself is a brave move that tells reviewers right away "my splendid yet disciplined imagination NEED NOT BE CONTAINED by your draconian attempts to... More →
Science Fact:Guys are more likely to make impulsive spending decisions if they believe that available women are scarce.
Explanation: If you're a guy, and one without a ton of money, you've probably been in a situation where you spent some of it... More →
All hard-core gamers like to carry their gamer identity with them in when they're not mashing buttons in front of the screen. Here is a collection of bad-ass Etsy accessories that will let you rep your favorite games wherever you go. More →
I cannot begin this review without addressing the elephant in the movie theater. The fact that Here Comes the Boom is not titled Here Comes the Boom! is quite possibly the greatest cinematic error in the storied history of the human race. If I saw... More →
A high school English teacher tackles your questions. Q: Why does everybody love TheCatcher in the Rye soooo much? I just read it and it was awful. Holden was whiny and annoying, not to mention pretentious. So why do all my classmates think he's... More →
Let me start off by saying I’m prime brony material. I’m male, way too old to be watching kids’ shows, and I don’t have any children of my own (or even nieces and nephews to hang out with). That said, I've got absolutely... More →
We're reading The Casual Vacancy by JK Rowling. This is our 10th installment of the book club. Join our discussion in the comments!
Today's top story in news everyone already expected: Mollison wins! Miles Mollison wins! By a landslide! I'm moving to Canada! Or... More →