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The 5 Most Irritating People You'll Meet This Winter

By Melissa AlbertJanuary 9, 2013
As much as winter can suck, at least we're all in it together, right? Wrong. The response of your fellow humans to temperature extremes is a chilling reminder that some people are just the worst. These are the jerks who will be ... More  →
The 5 Most Irritating People You'll Meet This Winter

4 Simple Secrets To Being The Next Music Superstar

By Brandon SpecktorJanuary 9, 2013
Note: This post comes with a nifty Spotify Playlist, because we were too lazy to hyperlink everything! The year is done, and the results are in: Adele is STILL the top-selling musician in America. 21, Lady A's musical chronicle of what is quickly... More  →
4 Simple Secrets To Being The Next Music Superstar

The Best New (And Old) Monopoly Pieces

By Dan_BergsteinJanuary 9, 2013
Hasbro is updating the classic Monopoly game by adding new pieces and asking fans to vote on which old game piece should be locked away forever. Voting takes place on their Facebook page and whichever classic piece has the lowest votes by February... More  →
The Best New (And Old) Monopoly Pieces

Blogging Hostess: Zingers!

By Josh PeriloJanuary 9, 2013
Back in the day, there was a company called Dolly Madison that was Hostess's main competition. And they made a Twinkie knockoff called the Zinger. It was basically a Twinkie, only with icing. Eventually, Hostess bought Dolly Madison, eliminating their nemesis, but they kept the... More  →
Blogging Hostess: Zingers!

25 Reasons to Celebrate January 9th

By Dan_BergsteinJanuary 9, 2013
The middle of the week is here and there are plenty of reasons to shout and smile. Are you happy right now? If not, you will be. Consider that a threat. 1. Twilight sucks! Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part 2: Crazy Like a Wolf: Date Baby: Extreme... More  →
25 Reasons to Celebrate January 9th

These Are the 21 Best Cat Names We Could Come Up With-And We DARE You To Do Better.

By Josh SorokachJanuary 9, 2013
There are few things the internet adores more than cats. If Harry Potter, Justin Bieber, and a dozen kittens went on a “Wizards of Adorable Music” world tour, the internet would explode in a blaze of glory, thus finally permanently destroying all 19,984 of my... More  →
These Are the 21 Best Cat Names We Could Come Up With-And We DARE You To Do Better.

Ask Jono: My BF Won't Kiss Me

By Jon_SkindzierJanuary 9, 2013
Dear Jono, You've helped me so much to understand guys, especially the awkward and shy ones. So, hopefully, you can help me with my awkward and shy guy. My supermegafoxyawesomehot boyfriend of three months is a true gentleman. He's also adorably awkward and... More  →
Ask Jono: My BF Won't Kiss Me

Announcing the Stock GIRL Bracket

By Kathryn_WilliamsJanuary 9, 2013
Y'all are the ones who reminded us we are an equal opportunity fun palace here at SparkLife, and if our lad-loving readers get a Cute Boy Bracket, then, by golly, our lady-loving readers should get one too. Here you have it. There are just so many kinds of cute, we're not More  →
Announcing the Stock GIRL Bracket

Reasons To Thank Your Lucky Stars You Got a College Rejection Letter

By Lauren PassellJanuary 9, 2013
So you got a college rejection letter in the mail. Awww, shucks. But who needs 'em? There are plenty of reasons to be grateful you didn't get in. Thank your lucky, rejected starsyou're free! And remember, it happens to everyone.... More  →
Reasons To Thank Your Lucky Stars You Got a College Rejection Letter

13 Movies We're NOT Excited For In 2013

By Scott GreenstoneJanuary 9, 2013
2013 is going to be a great movie year, we think, but there's a stillborn baby bunny in every litter. Wait, that's horrible. What we meant to say is one out of every three puppies is born with no legs. No, that's almost worse. Here, look,... More  →
13 Movies We're NOT Excited For In 2013