“Kids these days” is a phrase that’s been around virtually forever, since that’s how long teens have been doing bad things in their basement with parents just upstairs. America’s youth has always experimented with strange new behaviors, styles, and attitudes. Lots of times their innovations... More →
Before we go any further, I should confess: this is not a story of my first ear piercing. My first ear piercing was no big deal, actually; I was ten (or thereabouts), and my mom—who had somehow reached the positively ancient age of forty without... More →
theatregeek_bookworkm<3 brings you the second installment of her prom series! Be warned: there are hives, man pushups, and CUTE BOYS involved.--Sparkitors
I'm so sorry, Sparklers. I have let you all down tremendously...because nothing has happened to me over the past week.
No prom revelations. Not... More →
We're jumpin' on the Jeremy Lin bandwagon and we know you want to tag along, so here are the top 10 most important things you need to know about this breakout NBA all-star:
1. You can make so many puns with his name: Jeremy-oh-My! Jeremythinks the... More →
It seems like everyone is always worrying about the state of things. The state of the economy. The state of the environment. The state of the union, whatever that means. The state of your bedroom, young lady, it's disgusting, you're not going anywhere until you... More →
altophone135 has a playlist to meet all your angst-ing needs. Listen to this, and you'll be able to whine just like Harry in the Order of the Pheonix. And seriously, who wouldn't want to angst like that?
"You Don't Know Me"... More →
alexsarcastic221 says she thinks of Joe as a little brother. Do we believe her?? —Sparkitors
Military school is like a different world—an alternate universe, really. A place where "yo mamma" jokes run rampant, and where directors threaten to turn guys playing eunuchs into actual eunuchs.... More →
I'm sorry, but I just can't stop it. I can't stop these turtle facts. It's like a faucet, and the water keeps coming out, and right when I try to turn it off I remember that I'm afraid of faucets. And also, instead of water,... More →
In order to tell the story of me getting my ears pierced, I need to back up a little bit to something not at all related to shooting a hole in my earlobe and stuffing it with a cheap, gold-plated stud. I was... More →