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Lifehacks You Need to Know

By ContributorApril 25, 2011
Liz_Nash is our resident ninja who's been on a secret mission for, like, a year. Finally, she's back! —Sparkitors When I think of a “lifehack” I picture a shirtless Brad Pitt typing frantically as he hacks into the Russian government’s software system while rabid... More  →
Lifehacks You Need to Know

Yeah, Voldemort Loves Lawn Bowling—You Got Something To Say About It?

By Chelsea DaggerApril 23, 2011
Don't let that clever title fool you: this is a Think Tank post, bitchez. We're trying this new thang where we don't use series' names in titles, as it can deter new audience members from clicking on certain posts. IS THE STRATEGY WORKING, SO FAR?... More  →
Yeah, Voldemort Loves Lawn Bowling—You Got Something To Say About It?

The Healthiest Drink Ever

By ShivaniApril 22, 2011
Shivani's back this week with a recipe that promises to cure our forehead acne and stress! —Sparkitors I went to a fancy-schmancy French cooking class last week and learned how to do one of the most badass party tricks of all time. It involves a bottle... More  →
The Healthiest Drink Ever

Rejected...Or Was I?

By ContributorApril 22, 2011
Geeraff asked out her crush! ...Kind of. —Sparkitors Hello, people. Before we get to the funnies part, we need to have a very serious discussion. Seriously. There will be no, and I repeat, NO jokes until every single one of you listens to what I learned... More  →
Rejected...Or Was I?

Vocab Word of the Day!

By Chelsea DaggerApril 22, 2011
EPIC VOCAB SHOUT-OUTS from yesterday's post go to: 'olwhatshername: Here's the thing about sparklers. They do, in fact rule the world. Don't mess with them.
 Non-sparkler: I lurv LOL cats. Sparklife is dumb.
 Sparkler: You REMISS,... More  →
Vocab Word of the Day!

Faye's Quest For A Prom Date: WOO! Spring Break!

By ContributorApril 22, 2011
Faye reveals her Mystery Man—but does she have a plan for asking him to prom?—Sparkitors School's out for a week-and I think we all know what that means. *wink wink*. Oh yeah, it’s been one wild and crazy night after another—just me, and my AP... More  →
Faye's Quest For A Prom Date: WOO! Spring Break!

12 Things You Can Do To Make The Earth Better (Or At Least Not Worse)!

By Jon_SkindzierApril 22, 2011
The message of Earth Day is a simple one: the Earth is our friend. That, or the Earth is prepared to kill everybody if we don't knock it off. Take your pick. Either way, here are some simple tips to stay on the Earth's good side. More  →
12 Things You Can Do To Make The Earth Better (Or At Least Not Worse)!

15 Ways to Celebrate Shakespeare's Birthday

By Kathryn_WilliamsApril 22, 2011
This April 23rd marks old Billy Boy's 447th birthday. (Amazing, as he doesn't look a day over 440.) Going to a hibachi restaurant and singing "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow" just doesn't seem to cut it for the man who penned "To be, or... More  →
15 Ways to Celebrate Shakespeare's Birthday

What Your Earth Day Celebration Says About You

By Jennifer GrudzieckiApril 22, 2011
Earth! It's great, kind of round, and we live on it! And today is its birthday! Yes, birthday—the Earth totally has one, and it is today. Fact. AND WE MUST CELEBRATE. But, like Christmas and My Birthday, everyone celebrates this holiday differently. Here's what your... More  →
What Your Earth Day Celebration Says About You

The VLOG Is BACK

By Chelsea DaggerApril 22, 2011
You asked, you pleaded, nay, you BEGGED for more VLOG after our first epic installment, and as you know, we aim to please. Unfortunately, we also aim to uphold the law and protect the good citizens of this country from any harm which... More  →
The VLOG Is BACK