If there is one irrefutable truth in this world (aside from "Chelsea Dagger is a better wizard than Harry Potter"), it's that acne SUCKS. It sucks violently. It sucks more than anything else has ever sucked—and don't be all, "what about blood diamonds, Dagger? Surely... More →
Squee-gee Master sent us the Urban Dictionary definition of SparkNotes, and we've gotta say, it's pretty accurate. Mankind's greatest invention? DEFINITELY—but Harry Potter, Cheez-its, and sweat-wicking underpants all run a close second.... More →
Faye's getting ready for college by reading the No. 1 college guide, THE NAKED ROOMMATE. —Sparkitors
I’ve always thought that there were two kinds of people in the world—Crazies, and everyone else. You fall into the everyone else category if you can carry on... More →
Talie's got an awkward friend-date coming up! —Sparkitors
My summer is moving slower than a snail hitch hiking to France. Which is pretty dang slow, if you think about it.
Gah this sucks on SO MANY LEVELS. The last summer before college is supposed to... More →
TanTan is back with the newest installment of his brand new column—and ya'll better saddle up, 'cuz it's gonna be a bumpy ride.—Sparkitors
Yeehaw! Giddyup all you cowboys and cowgirls, it’s time for the rodeo!
Okay, maybe not, but I needed a snazzy sentence to... More →
Lonks reviews a book with the EXACT title we were planning on using for our memoirs. DANG.—Sparkitors Book #42: Drums, Girls, & Dangerous PieAuthor: Jordan Sonnenblick
Reason for Reading: The media specialist at my former middle school, who is... More →
PurplePenInkOfTheForgottenW will definitely be ready for the snow apocalypse—because she's already survived it, like, 8 times.—Sparkitors
I just had to write one of these “You know you're from...” because I live in Palmer, a small town in Alaska that you’ve never... More →
undercoverolive is following her dreams—all the way to a top college!—Sparkitors
If you're a female with a pulse, you've probably seen one of my all-time favorite movies, Legally Blonde. If you haven't, go watch it now. The... More →
Squelette is going to make sure that Harry Potter goes out in style!—Sparkitors
If you’re anything like me, you’re feeling a mixture of mind-numbing excitement mixed with a bit of melancholy at the prospect of the release... More →
Sup Jono!
Sup.
So I'll just give you the rundown of my problem! Basically, I really liked this guy this year, and he was into me but it didn't end up working out because he tried to make me jealous or something by hooking up... More →
