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Let's All Punch Acne Until It Dies

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 11, 2011
If there is one irrefutable truth in this world (aside from "Chelsea Dagger is a better wizard than Harry Potter"), it's that acne SUCKS. It sucks violently. It sucks more than anything else has ever sucked—and don't be all, "what about blood diamonds, Dagger? Surely... More  →
Let's All Punch Acne Until It Dies

Open Thread for July 11

By SparkLifeJuly 11, 2011
Squee-gee Master sent us the Urban Dictionary definition of SparkNotes, and we've gotta say, it's pretty accurate. Mankind's greatest invention? DEFINITELY—but Harry Potter, Cheez-its, and sweat-wicking underpants all run a close second.... More  →
Open Thread for July 11

Seven Crazy Roommates?

By ContributorJuly 8, 2011
Faye's getting ready for college by reading the No. 1 college guide, THE NAKED ROOMMATE. —Sparkitors I’ve always thought that there were two kinds of people in the world—Crazies, and everyone else. You fall into the everyone else category if you can carry on... More  →
Seven Crazy Roommates?

This Could Go One of Four Ways...

By ContributorJuly 8, 2011
Talie's got an awkward friend-date coming up! —Sparkitors My summer is moving slower than a snail hitch hiking to France. Which is pretty dang slow, if you think about it. Gah this sucks on SO MANY LEVELS. The last summer before college is supposed to... More  →
This Could Go One of Four Ways...

Everybody Looks Better in a Cowboy Hat

By ContributorJuly 8, 2011
TanTan is back with the newest installment of his brand new column—and ya'll better saddle up, 'cuz it's gonna be a bumpy ride.—Sparkitors Yeehaw! Giddyup all you cowboys and cowgirls, it’s time for the rodeo! Okay, maybe not, but I needed a snazzy sentence to... More  →
Everybody Looks Better in a Cowboy Hat

Drums, Girls, & Dangerous Pie

By ContributorJuly 8, 2011
Lonks reviews a book with the EXACT title we were planning on using for our memoirs. DANG.—Sparkitors Book #42: Drums, Girls, & Dangerous Pie Author: Jordan Sonnenblick Reason for Reading: The media specialist at my former middle school, who is... More  →
Drums, Girls, & Dangerous Pie

You Know You're From Palmer, Alaska When...

By ContributorJuly 8, 2011
PurplePenInkOfTheForgottenW will definitely be ready for the snow apocalypse—because she's already survived it, like, 8 times.—Sparkitors I just had to write one of these “You know you're from...” because I live in Palmer, a small town in Alaska that you’ve never... More  →
You Know You're From Palmer, Alaska When...

Legally Brunette

By ContributorJuly 7, 2011
undercoverolive is following her dreams—all the way to a top college!—Sparkitors If you're a female with a pulse, you've probably seen one of my all-time favorite movies, Legally Blonde. If you haven't, go watch it now. The... More  →
Legally Brunette

How to Host A Killer Deathly Hallows Party

By ContributorJuly 7, 2011
Squelette is going to make sure that Harry Potter goes out in style!—Sparkitors If you’re anything like me, you’re feeling a mixture of mind-numbing excitement mixed with a bit of melancholy at the prospect of the release... More  →
How to Host A Killer Deathly Hallows Party

Ask Jono: Picking a Guy Who Is Not a Disaster

By Jon_SkindzierJuly 7, 2011
Sup Jono! Sup. So I'll just give you the rundown of my problem! Basically, I really liked this guy this year, and he was into me but it didn't end up working out because he tried to make me jealous or something by hooking up... More  →
Ask Jono: Picking a Guy Who Is Not a Disaster