Dear Auntie Sparknotes,
I have always been told I am a nice guy. I am polite and always treat girls with respect. For some reason, I haven't been able to find a girlfriend for probably 4 years now. The same thing always seems to happen. I... More →
Gaining self-confidence is easier than making Cream of Beet Soup. Just follow these 567 8 steps!
IngredientsA loud tweed suit. It just sounds confident.
A glo-hawk. It’s a cross between a Mohawk and a glow stick. If... More →
There's not much I hold back from you, my beloved Sparklebutts. For example, you know that I thought periods resembled cherry Kool-Aid and that I harbor vestigial teeth under my gumline. What you may not know, however, is that I've spent... More →
A good disaster is hard to come by these days. Sure, you can buy your disasters-in-a-box at the store, but they're overpriced and probably stuffed full of preservatives. Why, only yesterday we bought a box of disasters and when we opened it, it was half... More →
carlorossiriver kicks off SparkLife Recipe Week! —Sparkitors
I'd just like to share my infallible knowledge on cooking with you imbeciles. I am a very great chef. To give you an idea of my awesomeness when it comes to the kitchen, I'll give you a... More →
THERE'S NO TIME FOR HEAVY-HANDED INTRODUCTIONS. WATCH FIRST, HYPERVENTILATE LATER.
DEEP BREATHS, BUTTS. Our reaction to this tiny piece of cinematic magic? Mostly, we're in awe. Mostly, this trailer makes us want to become amateur-professional archers (we would practice our aim on pigeons, risking possible jail... More →
GUYS, WE NEED MORE OPEN THREAD PICTURES (otherwise Chelsea Dagger will be forced to upload a million more lack-luster images of her supa-fresh sneaks—and trust us, you do NOT want that to happen). Remember, you have to have TAKEN THE PHOTO YOURSELF; if you steal... More →
Courtney Guth's relationship sounds as healthy as low-free yogurt! (That's a good thing.) —Sparkitors
According to some, monogamy in college is a myth. It ranks right up there with unicorns, the abominable snowman, the Loch Ness monster, and other imaginary beings. Most college students... More →
How do you pack when the weather report just says "zombies"? Chirii's here to help. –Sparkitors
Hello again fellow Sparklers and, welcome to the final installation of the rules of the zombie apocalypse! Today we will discuss the items you... More →