So there's this girl that I met at a summer camp, and I really like her. But while we were at camp, my cabin mates told me that they heard her say that she wasn't interested in dating, but I can't know for sure... More →
fns112 writes of an act of hilarious heroism; just another day in the life of Bergstein. –Sparkitors
This is the tale of how Dan Bergstein saved my junior year. I'll begin at the beginning:
I'm one of those reasonably intelligent people who hangs out with people... More →
cheezepleeze is basically a bronzed goddess year-round. Us and our pasty elbows are trying VERY hard not to be jealous.—Sparkitors
I know my title doesn't sound as good as The Perks and Perils of Being Pale, but... More →
TanTan does a favor for ladies everywhere and tells dudes to tone down the tool 'tude. (That alliteration was awful, but we apologize for nothing.)—Sparkitors
I had a terrible dream last night. It involved clowns, zombies, hula-hooping leprechauns, and scuzzbags. Lots... More →
Colleen, we're pretty sure that Dan is going to frame this post and hang it above his jello mold collection.—Sparkitors
So, here's the thing. In my day to day life, I'm surrounded by idiots.
Maybe that's mean, but I think it's honest. The people... More →
EmilyP summons up an amazing amount of enthusiasm for a job that frequently involves poop. –Sparkitors
Though I'll tell anyone who cares to listen that babysitting is the best job EVER, that doesn't mean it's without its downside. In the interest of helping all... More →
After reading my article, Dan's Advice for Aspiring Writers, you should be well on your way to becoming a writer. What type of life can you look forward to? Here’s a peek into my average day. 10:00 a.m.
Wake up. The nice thing about... More →
Let me paint you a little picture: it’s a late summer’s night, and I’m a hot mess. In fact, I’m teetering somewhere between "okay, it's cool, I can finish this essay on time" and "SWEET MOTHER OF GOD, THIS ESSAY IS GNAWING AWAY AT MY... More →
lia.lovegood has put together a priceless collection of some of the most hilarious words ever written on SparkLife. You better put on your laughing pants.—Sparkitors
I'm just an average teenager who is (GASP!) completely obsessed with the Harry Potter phenomenon and reading in general.... More →
alexsarcastic221, we second all of these emotions. —Sparkitors
Dan, oh Dan, how shall I describe thee?
With your luscious brown beard come sit here beside me.
Tell me of werewolves and jetpacks and swords
Of wizards named Harry and dark, evil lords
While Edward and Jacob and Bella... More →