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QUIZ: Mono or Regular Teen Lethargy?

By Emma W.January 25, 2016
This is a specialized quiz. It's not for all of you out there who are jumping up at your alarm's first ring and running through the day without even a sip of Diet Coke. It's not for those of you who toss and turn at... More  →
QUIZ: Mono or Regular Teen Lethargy?

Fantastic Beasts That Wouldn't Make Very Good Pets

By Jon LyonsJanuary 25, 2016
Everyone is looking forward to Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them, but the thing about beasts is, once you've found them, now what? That's a big responsibility, especially since they don't carry magical creature food at PetsMart (and they were very confused when we ask More  →
Fantastic Beasts That Wouldn't Make Very Good Pets

The All-Villain Hunger Games!

By Elaine AtwellJanuary 25, 2016
Have you ever wished you could get your least favorite people in one room and make them slug it out (other than in the context of a presidential debate)? Well, not that we agree with the Capitol's policies on most issues, but it is fun to... More  →
The All-Villain Hunger Games!

How To Form Your Own Opinions

By Brit McGinnisJanuary 25, 2016
Everyone's got an opinion, and Bill has hundreds. From whether hot dogs count as sandwiches to whether Kings of Leon are rock or pop, there's lots of passion on both sides of any issue. Open up a forum on literally any topic, and people are lining... More  →
How To Form Your Own Opinions

Auntie SparkNotes: My BFF Hates My Boyfriend

By kat_rosenfieldJanuary 22, 2016
Dear Auntie, I have a problem and it involves a boy. The boy isn't the problem, however. The problem is my friend. We are very close, probably too close. But she doesn't like my boyfriend. For the sake of narrative, let's call the boy "Will" and... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: My BFF Hates My Boyfriend

I'm Not Sorry for This Fanfic of Gale Leading the Escape From District 12

By Janet ManleyJanuary 22, 2016
The crowd glittered under the light of the broadcast as she drew back the bow. Sudden daylight bloomed in the square, and then blackness. The crowd and Peacekeepers stalled before one another, hanging together in the moment before the orders came down. "You did it, Catnip,"... More  →
I'm Not Sorry for This Fanfic of Gale Leading the Escape From District 12

Famous Quotes (Misremembered), PART 2

By Andrew TavinJanuary 22, 2016
As a Sparkficial Sparklife Splogger, I believe it is my responsibility to inspire all of you each and every day. That's why I've strenuously researched some of the most significant figures in history for their greatest quotes. Now, I know that the last time... More  →
Famous Quotes (Misremembered), PART 2

QUIZ: What Kind of Awards Show Speech Should You Give?

By ziggykelsmanJanuary 22, 2016

"Thank you, thank you! I'm so happy to be here! It's an honor just to be nominated!" say LIARS. If you're nominated for an award, but it an Oscar, a Grammy, or Most Likely To Finish Those Onion Rings, chances are you want... More  →

QUIZ: What Kind of Awards Show Speech Should You Give?

How to Deal With Your Fear of Failure

By Nicole DiekerJanuary 22, 2016
I've failed at a lot of things. Earlier today, I failed at making a salad. (Yes, it is possible to get "stacking vegetables on top of lettuce" wrong.) I've also failed at careers, at relationships, at going after opportunities, and at least a few... More  →
How to Deal With Your Fear of Failure

Real Talk: I Majored in English & Didn't End Up Living In a Cardboard Box on the Side of the Road

By ElodieJanuary 22, 2016
English majors. They're the scarf-wearing dredges of our society. When people find out that you're an English major, they typically respond in one of three ways: "What are you even going to do with that?" "You're paying $30,000 a year to sit around and read poetry?" "So I... More  →
Real Talk: I Majored in English & Didn't End Up Living In a Cardboard Box on the Side of the Road