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Auntie SparkNotes: I'm Totally Left Out of College Hookup Culture

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 14, 2016
Dearest Auntie, I'm a college sophomore and a lesbian. College is going great except for one thing: the hookup culture. Last year, YikYak was really popular on campus. On weekend nights, many of the Yaks there were from people asking for hookups. I joined the party, saying... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I'm Totally Left Out of College Hookup Culture

J.K. Rowling Has Confirmed That We're Getting FIVE Whole Fantastic Beasts Movies!

By ElodieOctober 14, 2016
Personally, I hadn’t yet managed to get my head around the fact that we’re being blessed with a SINGLE Fantastic Beasts movie, much less an entire trilogy. And then J.K. Rowling was like, "Nah, scratch the trilogy thing; we’re doing a full-fledged SAGA." It’s been... More  →
J.K. Rowling Has Confirmed That We're Getting FIVE Whole <em>Fantastic Beasts</em> Movies!

Auntie SparkNotes: I'm Lying to Everyone About My Orientation

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 12, 2016
Hi Auntie SparkNotes, I've got a crush on my best friend. Tale as old as time, but it gets a lot more complicated. My parents are extremely Catholic, and while they aren't homophobic, they are probably transphobic, and I get the feeling that someone being gay... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I'm Lying to Everyone About My Orientation

How to Tell If You're About to Die in a Horror Movie

By ElodieOctober 11, 2016
I have never been in a horror movie, crouching in the shadows while an ax-wielding maniac lurks ever nearer, but I have watched at least two of those things (from between my fingers, with the lights on. The TV was also muted). From this I... More  →
How to Tell If You're About to Die in a Horror Movie

21 Movies That Are Essential Viewing for Stranger Things Superfans

By Vitoria BasOctober 11, 2016
When is science going to figure out a remedy for the dysphoric state that follows the most satisfying binge-watch? Just kidding, science, you're doing great! Thanks for medicine! Keep it up! Because science clearly has a lot on its plate right now, the least we can do is hel More  →
21 Movies That Are Essential Viewing for <i>Stranger Things</i> Superfans

Auntie SparkNotes: Does He Really Just Want to Be Friends?

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 10, 2016
Dearest Auntie, Alas, I have a problem that begins with the ever-so-famous line.... "So there's this boy...." *cringe cringe* I know, but I am so lost I just need your help!!! My best guy friend, let's call him Timmy, and I have been besties since sixth grade.... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Does He Really Just Want to Be Friends?

Auntie SparkNotes: How Do I Help My Friend Realize She's Gay?

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 7, 2016
Hi Auntie! I have a girl problem! In the past year I've discovered my personal identity and am very proud to say that I am a lesbian! I've recently fallen in love with my best friend (how original, I know, but it gets worse). Let's call... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: How Do I Help My Friend Realize She's Gay?

Auntie SparkNotes: My Boyfriend Went to a Strip Club

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 5, 2016
Hi Auntie, Me and my boyfriend of one year are in a wonderful relationship, even though it's long distance. We both go to two different college but always try to facetime when we're free and visit each other as often as we can. However, this past... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: My Boyfriend Went to a Strip Club

October Horoscopes!!

By Jon_SkindzierOctober 4, 2016
They say that blood is thicker than water, Aries, which explains what went wrong with your incredibly grisly fish tank. They also say that the proof of the pudding is in the eating, which excuses the failure of all your theoretical pudding proofs. In honor of Halloween, your More  →
October Horoscopes!!

The Harry Potter Movies, Ranked from Best to Worst

By ElodieOctober 4, 2016
The worst part about being alive is, inarguably, having to get out of bed every single morning. The best part is that sometimes we get out of bed to find that Warner Bros. has said, "Screw it, let’s just play the Harry Potter... More  →
The Harry Potter Movies, Ranked from Best to Worst