This is a specialized quiz. It's not for all of you out there who are jumping up at your alarm's first ring and running through the day without even a sip of Diet Coke. It's not for those of you who toss and turn at... More →
Everyone is looking forward to Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them, but the thing about beasts is, once you've found them, now what? That's a big responsibility, especially since they don't carry magical creature food at PetsMart (and they were very confused when we ask More →
Have you ever wished you could get your least favorite people in one room and make them slug it out (other than in the context of a presidential debate)? Well, not that we agree with the Capitol's policies on most issues, but it is fun to... More →
Everyone's got an opinion, and Bill has hundreds. From whether hot dogs count as sandwiches to whether Kings of Leon are rock or pop, there's lots of passion on both sides of any issue. Open up a forum on literally any topic, and people are lining... More →
Dear Auntie,I have a problem and it involves a boy. The boy isn't the problem, however. The problem is my friend. We are very close, probably too close. But she doesn't like my boyfriend. For the sake of narrative, let's call the boy "Will" and... More →
The crowd glittered under the light of the broadcast as she drew back the bow. Sudden daylight bloomed in the square, and then blackness. The crowd and Peacekeepers stalled before one another, hanging together in the moment before the orders came down.
"You did it, Catnip,"... More →
As a Sparkficial Sparklife Splogger, I believe it is my responsibility to inspire all of you each and every day. That's why I've strenuously researched some of the most significant figures in history for their greatest quotes. Now, I know that the last time... More →
"Thank you, thank you! I'm so happy to be here! It's an honor just to be nominated!" say LIARS. If you're nominated for an award, but it an Oscar, a Grammy, or Most Likely To Finish Those Onion Rings, chances are you want... More →
I've failed at a lot of things. Earlier today, I failed at making a salad. (Yes, it is possible to get "stacking vegetables on top of lettuce" wrong.) I've also failed at careers, at relationships, at going after opportunities, and at least a few... More →
English majors. They're the scarf-wearing dredges of our society. When people find out that you're an English major, they typically respond in one of three ways:
"What are you even going to do with that?"
"You're paying $30,000 a year to sit around and read poetry?"
"So I... More →