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Presenting the 2015 Teen Choice Awards, ALL-CAPS-RECAPPED FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE

Presenting the 2015 Teen Choice Awards, ALL-CAPS-RECAPPED FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 17, 2015
GREETINGS ON THIS SUB-PAR MONDAY, BUTTSKIS. Do you remember when I posted that All-Caps Recap last month and was like, "I'M TOTALLY GOING TO DO THESE EVERY WEEK!" And then you guys just shook your heads and smiled knowingly and thought, "Oh Chelsea, you sweaty, all-caps- More  →

Would You Rather... (Grab Your Deep Thinking Hats and BUCKLE UP)

By ElodieAugust 17, 2015
:It turns out asking "Which of these studly stud-muffins would play Sirius Black in a Marauders TV show?" is a good way to ignite the fires of reasoned debate. So basically, last time, we just talked about hair. We didn't reach a consensus about which actor more aptly embo More  →
Would You Rather... (Grab Your Deep Thinking Hats and BUCKLE UP)

Here's Why I'm Dying to See "Hamilton" (And You Should Be, Too)

By Emily BrownAugust 17, 2015
It's no longer a secret that of all my historical crushes, Alexander Hamilton is by far the biggest (Suleiman the Magnificent is honorary side-bae). You'd be lying if you took a good look at a ten dollar bill and told me the... More  →
Here's Why I'm Dying to See "Hamilton" (And You Should Be, Too)

Auntie SparkNotes: How Do I Avoid Negative Body Comments?

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 15, 2015
Dear Auntie, I've always had low self-esteem, and I used to be your generic fat kid. Recently, I went through a period of weight loss where I lost 50 pounds. And I really thought that I cleaned myself up pretty well. I got a new haircut,... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: How Do I Avoid Negative Body Comments?

Cereal Bars Have Arrived; We Can All Be Kids 4EVA

By Janet ManleyAugust 14, 2015
We are a little closer to a utopia today amid news that a cereal bar is set to open in New York City (there is already a cereal restaurant chain!). KITH EATS will reside inside a sneaker shop and offer two dozen... More  →
Cereal Bars Have Arrived; We Can All Be Kids 4EVA

Would You Rather... (It's Sirius Black vs. Sirius Black!)

By ElodieAugust 14, 2015
Last time we established that MOST PEOPLE (besides harrypotterandtimeywimeystuff, AvatarKyoshi, and my mom) would rather have a Marauders prequel than a Harry Potter TV show. In a fair world, we could have both, but this isn't a fair world. It's actually just a callousl More  →
Would You Rather... (It's Sirius Black vs. Sirius Black!)

Want Effortless Beachy Waves? Lucero's Got Ya Covered!

By LuceroAugust 14, 2015
Have you ever wanted to have gorgeous, effortless beachy waves but were not blessed by the genetic gods with perfect hair? We're in the same boat, you and I. But it's okay, today we're going to go on a journey to bouncy, shiny locks together! More  →
Want Effortless, Beachy Waves? Lucero's Got Ya Covered!

Auntie SparkNotes: I Hate How My Boyfriend Talks to Other People

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 13, 2015
Dear Auntie, I have a problem with my boyfriend. But it's not a problem between us—it's when we're with other people. We've been dating for about a year and a half. During this time, he's been sweet, funny, caring, basically everything a girl can ask for. He... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Hate How My Boyfriend Talks to Other People

The Internet Is Ruining Things for Matchmakers

By Janet ManleyAugust 13, 2015
Would Taylor Swift have gotten together with Calvin Harris without the matchmaking skills of Ellie Goulding? Would Phoebe and Mike have found one another if Joey didn't walk into a bar and recruit the first guy who answered to "Mike"?* Would... More  →
The Internet Is Ruining Things for Matchmakers