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Who Would Be Cast in Friends If It Premiered Today?

By Janet ManleyOctober 9, 2014
A bunch of people have been saying that Big Bang Theory is the new Friends, and I have anal retentively made the case that New Girl IS Friends, but if we are honest with ourselves, THE ONLY FRIENDS IS FRIENDS. Nowhere else can you find Chandler's breakup sweats, More  →
Who Would Be Cast in <i>Friends</i> If It Premiered Today?

How to Wind Up in the Emergency Room (& Other Things I Learned During My Internship)

By ElodieOctober 9, 2014
A little-known fact about being an intern is that there is an element of danger involved (particularly if you, like me, attract embarrassing disasters like an embarrassing magnet). I mean, let’s be real here: all interns are disposable, like red shirts on Star Trek. Interns... More  →
How to Wind Up in the Emergency Room (& Other Things I Learned During My Internship)

The Worst Cafeteria Foods Ranked

By Jason SaenzOctober 9, 2014
Cafeterias are notorious for having the worst food in the world. What you need to understand about shopping for a burger, or wet taco, or thing made of corn on the cafeteria line is that you aren't looking for the best burger/wet taco/corn thing, you're... More  →
The Worst Cafeteria Foods Ranked

Auntie SparkNotes: I Feel Empty and Bored All the Time

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 8, 2014
Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I feel awful saying this, but I have a problem. I think. I don't feel right. I'm a sophomore in college right now, and I feel useless. I'm not in any clubs or sports this year because last year my grades weren't the... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Feel Empty and Bored All the Time
30 Stylish Celebs Get the ALL-CAPS TREATMENT

30 Stylish Celebs Get the ALL-CAPS TREATMENT

By Chelsea DaggerOctober 8, 2014
GIRD YOUR LOINS, SPARKLEBUTTS, for another ALL-CAPS STYLE RECAP is nigh! Our favorite famouses have been putting on quite the sartorial show over the last few days, and as the world's greatest living style expert extraordinaire (read: I HAVE ZERO QUALIFICATIONS AND AM AT More  →
ATTENTION FRED WEASLEYS! We Want Sparkler Writing That Will Laugh Us to Death

ATTENTION FRED WEASLEYS! We Want Sparkler Writing That Will Laugh Us to Death

By SparkLifeOctober 8, 2014
GATHER ALL YE ROUND FOR AN EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT! CEASE TILLING THE FIELDS. BE NO LONGER RUNNING THE MAZE. ARREST YOUR BASKETRY AND PUT DOWN THAT MUG OF BUTTERBEER. SparkLife is looking for tiny Oscar Wilde/Nearly Headless Nick hybrids to pen majestic posts about life, the universe and... More  →

True Stories: That Time My Battery Died and It Ruined My Life

By SparkLifeOctober 8, 2014
The following post is brought to you by our sponsor, the tablet Microsoft Surface, which boasts baller battery life.  Have you ever had your entire life ruined because of a battery going dead at just the wrong moment? WE HAVE. Here are our turrrrible tales... More  →
True Stories: That Time My Battery Died and It Ruined My Life

29 Ominous Signs Your Careers Counselor Has No Clue

By Jason SaenzOctober 8, 2014
Until sorting hats become a real thing, we are left to determine our futures with little more guidance than aptitude tests (you saw how that worked out in Divergent) and careers counselors. But all careers counselors are not alike. The following present red flags that should... More  →
29 Ominous Signs Your Careers Counselor Has No Clue

Tom Hiddleston & Hugh Laurie Are Starring in a Mini-Series Together: FINALLY, ALL YOUR DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE

By Andrew TavinOctober 8, 2014
Impossible question of the day: who's more devilishly charming, Loki or Dr. House? You can’t chose, can you? Well now, you don't have to—because Tom Hiddleston and Hugh Laurie are going to star in a new mini-series together! (You may commence... More  →
Tom Hiddleston & Hugh Laurie Are Starring in a Mini-Series Together: FINALLY, ALL YOUR DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE

Auntie SparkNotes: Am I a Rapist?

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 7, 2014
Dear Auntie, I am in desperate need of help, and I know your advice might be the best thing I need. So let me come clean: I think I raped somebody. Let me tell you what happened: I was with a girl who goes to university with... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Am I a Rapist?