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Valentines Throughout the Ages

By andrew joanisFebruary 13, 2015
Think you have it hard this Valentine's Day? Try hauling a bigass boulder up a hill, only to be turned down by the only lady without a beard in the nabe.History has your back with these tales of Valentine's woe throughout the ages! More  →
Valentines Throughout the Ages

These Bookish Felines are Wooing their Valentines with Literature (Almost)

By Allison EmmFebruary 13, 2015
Did you honestly think humans were the only ones capable of desperately using pretentious literary references to find dates? Clearly, well-read felines have way more Valentine game than we do. If it makes you feel any better, they ARE taking quite a few liberties with the More  →
These Bookish Felines are Wooing their Valentines with Literature (Almost)

Disney Princes Read and Look Like Princes in Hot Dudes Reading Instagram

By Amelia BienstockFebruary 13, 2015
It may be 2 degrees outside (for the East-Coast Sparklers, anyway) but it just got about 98 degrees hotter on Instagram (think Liam Hemsworth trapped in the Goblet of Fire, but somehow not getting burnt... that hot.) It is a truth universally acknowledged that girls of... More  →
Disney Princes Read and Look Like Princes in <i>Hot Dudes Reading</i> Instagram

Enchanting Harry Potter Pickup Lines for Each Hogwarts House!

By Lanie NajjabFebruary 13, 2015
We here at SparkLife know you've probably been FAR TOO BUSY re-reading Harry Potter to find a date for Valentine's Day (US, TOO), so we came up with seven FOOL-PROOF magic spells/pick-up lines for each Hogwarts house (including Ravenclaw, even though WE ALL KNOW THEY... More  →
Enchanting Harry Potter Pickup Lines for Each Hogwarts House!

THE AWKWARD GAMES: Presenting Your WORST Valentine's Day Story and a Call for Romance Horrors

By Page SchumacherFebruary 13, 2015
You butts have had some SERIOUSLY disappointing Valentine's Days. We were VERY IMPRESSED with the stories of romantic despair offered up to the February 14 gods in last week's Awkward Games. Group hugs and gorging ourselves on bottomless bread sticks at Olive Garden... More  →
THE AWKWARD GAMES: Presenting Your WORST Valentine's Day Story and a Call for Romance Horrors

Rookie Valentine's Mistakes

By andrew joanisFebruary 13, 2015
MAY YOU STAND ON THE SHOULDERS OF OUR FAILURES THIS VALENTINE'S DAY, AND TRIUMPH ON BEHALF OF MANKIND. More  →
Rookie Valentine's Mistakes

Auntie SparkNotes: How Can I Tell My Immature Friends to Grow Up?

By kat_rosenfieldFebruary 12, 2015
Dear Auntie SparkNotes, I have a couple of friends who are 16, but they act very immaturely. They are both very sweet and nice, but sometimes they are so immature and awkward that I'm embarrassed to be around them. For example, while hanging out with my... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: How Can I Tell My Immature Friends to Grow Up?

Cats Welcome Soldiers Home, Confirm That Felines Are Man's Worst Friend

By Emily BrownFebruary 12, 2015
We’ve all probably done minor tear-duct water damage to our keyboards-slash-triggered some serious osmosis in our saltless eyesockets after watching videos of soldiers being welcomed home by their dogs. The dogs go more nuts than the half jar of peanut butter I spooned... More  →
Cats Welcome Soldiers Home, Confirm That Felines Are Man's Worst Friend
YA Valentines for Our Favorite Paper People!

YA Valentines for Our Favorite Paper People!

By SparkLifeFebruary 12, 2015
If we're honest, this Valentine's Day most of us are going to be down at the local playground, operating those bulldozer sandclaw machines all on our lonesome. WHICH IS WHY WE WANTED TO GIVE YOU THE BIGGEST INTERNET BEAR HUG OF ALL TIME.We already made a bunch of The Fault More  →