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Supreme Dork Eddie Redmayne Might Be Playing Newt Scamander in the Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them Movie!

By ElodieApril 13, 2015
GOOD NEWS, POTTERBUTTS: Diagon Alley is abuzz with rumors that is that Oscar-winning human disaster Eddie Redmayne is a hot contender for the role of Newt Scamander in JK Rowling's upcoming Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them film. Other possible... More  →
Supreme Dork Eddie Redmayne Might Be Playing Newt Scamander in the <em>Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them</em> Movie!

Ask Jono: I Rejected A Guy, But Now I'm Falling For Him!

By Jon_SkindzierApril 13, 2015
Dear Jono, May I start by saying how awesome your column is? Your advice has helped me in many situations, so I thought I'd ask for some help in another circumstance. You see Jono, there's this boy—*sighs pathetically* We'll call him Kevin. I met Kevin a few... More  →
Ask Jono: I Rejected A Guy, But Now I'm Falling For Him!

BEHOLD: The Bertie Bott's of Ice Cream, and It's PMS-Themed

By AddisonApril 13, 2015
Periods are horrible. That Time of The Month, The Red Wedding, Red Dawn—whatever you call it, if you're bleeding, it ain't funny. Lucky for us, Parker Jones, a college senior and mighty Texan designer, totes felt our pain and came up with a special... More  →
BEHOLD: The Bertie Bott's of Ice Cream, and It's PMS-Themed

10 Signs You'd Make a Terrible Maze Runner

By Emma BarrieApril 13, 2015
You know how sometimes you just wake up in an elevator box thing and have no memory of your entire life, and then have to run through a maze that has remained unsolved for years? Of course you do! We all do. After all, we're... More  →
10 Signs You'd Make a Terrible Maze Runner

THE CRUSH CHRONICLES: Corey, the Hottest Square-Dancer in All of Up-State

By Amelia BienstockApril 13, 2015
When I was ten, I began my first of many summers at a sleep-away camp in the Berkshires, and I was MAD EXCITED having watched The Parent Trap so many times (oh the plotting that would happen at camp, you guys). The first... More  →
THE CRUSH CHRONICLES: Corey, the Hottest Square-Dancer in All of Up-State

Auntie SparkNotes: My Partner Wants HND All the Time, but I Think I Might Be Asexual

By kat_rosenfieldApril 10, 2015
Hi Auntie, My partner and I are having issues with our different libidos. She’s very into the HND, joking about how she would do it constantly if she could, but more importantly she just wants to have an idea of if it's going to happen. I’m... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: My Partner Wants HND All the Time, but I Think I Might Be Asexual

Prom Themes We'd Like to See

By ziggykelsmanApril 10, 2015
Before there were prom chaperones, there were llamas. There to protect the flock, llamas add a necessary dose of festive bleating to a prom hall, while inviting a herd of donkeys ensures the night will get JUST THE RIGHT AMOUND OF CRAZY. Just make sure you have enough fo More  →
Prom Themes We'd Like to See

THE AWKWARD GAMES: A Gracious Promposal Disaster + WE WANT MORE OF YOUR PROM DRAMA!

By Page SchumacherApril 10, 2015
So many sweet and awkward promposal stories, so little time. It was a harrowing competition, but only one story can lead the commenter to victory and this week's victor is... SMEAGOLRINGLOVER! Haha... good memories... not. I remember wanting to ask this guy and I... More  →
THE AWKWARD GAMES: A Gracious Promposal Disaster + WE WANT MORE OF YOUR PROM DRAMA!

What Your Kindergarten Self Says About Your Future Self

By Nicole DiekerApril 10, 2015
Every kindergarten classroom has a few familiar faces: the kid who is sitting in the corner reading horse books, the kid who is singing songs from Annie (or, let's be real, Frozen), and the kid who is running around the room pretending to... More  →
What Your Kindergarten Self Says About Your Future Self

Auntie SparkNotes: My Boyfriend Says He Won't Respect Me if I Drink

By kat_rosenfieldApril 9, 2015
Dear Auntie, I'm a 19-year old freshman in college and I have been dating my boyfriend—let's call him Nate—for about a year and a half. In high school things were basically perfect, and I never drank or did anything remotely bad, and neither did he. When... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: My Boyfriend Says He Won't Respect Me if I Drink