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A Roundup of Obama's Coolest Moments

By Emma W.June 3, 2016
I'm married, and I did vote for Hillary in 2008 (don't throw rocks!), but I feel like it's okay to say that I still have an ENORMOUS crush on President Obama—because, I mean, no matter who you are, you'd be pretty crazy, IMO, not to: he... More  →
A Roundup of Obama's Coolest Moments

QUIZ: Which Voldemort Are You?

By Amanda BellJune 3, 2016
Whether you prefer to call him by his given name (Tom Marvolo Riddle), his chosen name (The Dark Lord), or the non-names that some wizards whisper in place of either out of pure petrification (You-Know-Who/He Who Must Not Be Named), Lord Voldemort was... More  →
QUIZ: Which Voldemort Are You?

Coping With Your Parents' Divorce

By Kelly HoffmacherJune 2, 2016
In my short life, I’ve weathered not one, but two divorces within my family. My sophomore year of high school, my mom and dad sat me down in the kitchen and as soon as they said, “Kelly, we have something to tell you,” I knew... More  →
Coping With Your Parents' Divorce

We Bought a Product Called Nothing and It Gave Us Exactly What We Expected

By Josh PeriloJune 2, 2016
We could get all philosophical here and ask big questions like "Is nothing really a thing?" or "Can space be empty if it's filled with air?" or "How, by the flaming sword of Zeus, are Theo James's eyes so penetratingly memorizing?" But these are all... More  →
We Bought a Product Called Nothing and It Gave Us Exactly What We Expected

June Horoscopes!!

By Jon_SkindzierJune 2, 2016
They say there's more than one way to skin a cat, Aries, but if anyone actually does say that to you, then you probably shouldn't talk to him anymore. You have always been a very down-to-Earth person, mostly due to gravity. You very rarely float up into the stratosphere, and More  →
June Horoscopes!!

Auntie SparkNotes: Do I HAVE to Go to This Awful Person's Grad Party?

By kat_rosenfieldJune 1, 2016
Hi Auntie, I have a dilemma here, and I’m writing to you because I am completely unsure of what to do about this. I had a best friend in high school, let’s call her A, who happens to be several years younger than me. A and I... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Do I HAVE to Go to This Awful Person's Grad Party?

Real Talk: I'm Addicted to Junk Food

By Kelly HoffmacherJune 1, 2016
A strange thing happened to me when I was anorexic. I became addicted to junk food. I ate “whatever I wanted,” but ate very little. My best friend just reminded me the other day of my diet: black coffee, Pop Tarts, and Advil. If you... More  →
Real Talk: I'm Addicted to Junk Food

We LOVE These Printable Grad Cards

By Steffi LynnJune 1, 2016
Let us say "Good luck on your journey into the void" for you! More  →
We LOVE These Printable Grad Cards

The Most Important Game of Thrones Theories

By Amanda BellMay 31, 2016
If you’re like us, Sunday nights are fast becoming one of our favorite times of the week because Game of Thrones takes away the usual “OMG it’s almost Monday again” sting of its time slot and actually gives us... More  →
The Most Important <i>Game of Thrones</i> Theories

Auntie SparkNotes Live: Help, I'm Too Pretty to Date Anyone!

By kat_rosenfieldMay 31, 2016
Some "problems" don't really seem like problems, right? "Oh dear lord, I'm drowning in nacho cheese dip!" "These diamond encrusted elephant tusk clogs are a little too tight." "I'm too pretty for anyone to think I'm approachable." Is it possible that being too pretty is an... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes Live: Help, I'm Too Pretty to Date Anyone!