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Need a Creative Idea For a Prom Date? A Teen Asked Netflix to Prom, and Netflix Said Yes!

By Josh SorokachApril 15, 2014
What type of corsage should we buy? Where should we place our hands when we slow dance? Our breath! For the love of Dawson and his creek, what do we do about our breath?! Those were the type of problems we dealt with when we... More  →
Need a Creative Idea For a Prom Date? A Teen Asked Netflix to Prom, and Netflix Said Yes!

Writer Wars: Lies!

By reidfaylorApril 15, 2014
A happy Writer Wars, to you, you bunch of liars. "Whoa, Reid! Why would you say such a thing? Are you trying to start something with a rude diss?" Not in the least! Last week's prompt asked you to craft a convincing lie, and you all did so wonderfully. You all lied some seri More  →
Writer Wars: Lies!

Ways to Get Out of Finals #523: Snakes!

By Janet ManleyApril 15, 2014
Good news for students in the southern Kyrgyzstan district of Alay: School's out for snake infestation! Up to 30 snakes have been spotted hanging around this spring, presumably up to no good, and maybe smoking near the bike lockup or playing the pass-out game. After... More  →
Ways to Get Out of Finals #523: Snakes!

If People Behaved Like Disney Characters, the World Would Be a Creepy Place

By Valerie BurnApril 15, 2014
Have you ever noticed how... creepy most Disney characters are? Take Ariel, for example. She has never even met Eric, and yet she's in love with him and spies on him all the time. Eric meets a perfect stranger—who doesn't seem to know how to... More  →
If People Behaved Like Disney Characters, the World Would Be a Creepy Place

How to Get in the Mind Zone for Summer!

By Christi ChielloApril 15, 2014
Need help getting your mind right for the summer season now it's finally warming up? Look no further!  Here's a how-to guide for getting in the zone like Britney Spears circa 2003! SEE YA, SWEATERS! Clean out the skeletons in your closet! And by “skeletons” I’m talking... More  →
How to Get in the Mind Zone for Summer!

What Trampolines Taught Me About Life

By Monique MadridApril 14, 2014
For Christmas when I was in high school, we got a giant trampoline for the backyard. This awesome gift from Santa made our house a Destination. (Sorry mom, but baked kale and carob chips weren't going to entice the cool kids to come over when... More  →
What Trampolines Taught Me About Life

How to Go Stag like a CHAMPION

By ElodieApril 14, 2014
If you’re going stag to prom, it either means a) you’re an Animagus like James Potter and things are about to get awesome at Hogwarts, or b) you’re going to prom Han style… as in SOLO. (Anyone?) But why does that have to... More  →
How to Go Stag like a CHAMPION

Voices

By WaffleloveApril 14, 2014
Alone yet not really alone. No warm body beside, But there is no place to hide From the shadows: My pursuers on every side.   They lurk and they speak Awful things and they reek Of death. Of fire and misery. Murderous crows with bloody sharp beaks. Unsinkable ship with a thousand leaks.   The voices, these... More  →

Rihanna Rocks Granny Panties & Shailene Goes Green: The Hottest Looks from the 2014 MTV Movie Awards!

By Chelsea DaggerApril 14, 2014
BUTTS, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. There are free donuts in the SparkNotes cafeteria, and if I don't get there in the next 17 seconds, ALL THE CHOCOLATES WILL BE GONE, AND MY LIFE WILL BE A BOTTOMLESS ABYSS OF DESPAIR. There's no time for dilly-dallying or lolly-gagging when frosti More  →
Rihanna Rocks Granny Panties & Shailene Goes Green: The Hottest Looks from the 2014 MTV Movie Awards!

Emoji Lovers Rejoice! Apple to Update Keyboard With More Races

By Valerie BurnApril 14, 2014
Diversify your text game, Sparklers! After a lot of talk, Apple announced it will update its emoji keyboard to include more racially/culturally diverse characters. If you're unfamiliar with emojis (also, hey, welcome to Earth, it's weird here but you'll get used to it), they're a small... More  →
Emoji Lovers Rejoice! Apple to Update Keyboard With More Races