Ever walk into a Chipotle and just know you're getting free guac? Sometimes you have that same premonition in school—that all the tests and home work assignments are going to go down easy, like Chipotle's special blend of avocado, cilantro and onion. Check out these... More →
Hey there seniors! You're almost there! It's been four long years (two if you're some sort of kid genius) but now it's coming to an end. Time to stop worrying about your studies (DON'T STOP WORRYING ABOUT YOUR STUDIES) and start worrying about all the... More →
THE SPARKLIFE YEARBOOK AWARDS ARE UPON US, BUTTS, AND THERE ARE RICHES, GLORY, AND INTERNET FAME TO BE HAD! But before you can enter, you've got to master one very important skill: TAKING A PICTURE OF YOUR OWN SELF USING YOUR... More →
There's already plenty of underwear on the market that uses text to say what that a sheer, lacy G-string just can't communicate on it’s own. Unfortunately for those of you who don’t love pink, and don’t see the point in advertising being a flirt once you're already in More →
You breeze through life carefree and with a halo of glittering sugar molecules around your mouth. You move fast, because life moves fast, and because these hot, fresh donuts are getting cold! You are... Ferris Bueller More →
They say a smell can replace a thousand words. (Who does? THEY DO.) Good, bad, subtle, or slap-you-in-the-face strong, the smells of the high school hallway speak volumes as far as your nose is concerned. Chances are you've experienced many of these smells. Hopefully more... More →
Ello Sparklers! It has come to my attention ( through the many many MANY people asking me how to) That some people do not know how to make your sparkler Picture a Gif.
What I mean by Gif is one of those amazing little moving pictures/short... More →
Have you ever wondered what your life would have been like if you were a different gender? JJ Levine's portrait series, "Alone Time," is a poignant riff on this question. Each portrait is a delicately constructed tableau in which one person models both genders. It's interest More →
Perhaps a peck? Maybe a mouthful? The night is going well, but should you kiss them at the end of it. Of course you should! Here's why, from the mouth of a guy with a mouth!
Reason #1: It's now or never
This is the scene. The... More →