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Today is the Luckiest Day of the Year, Astrologically Speaking

By Jessie GaynorAugust 26, 2015
Today, August 26th, is basically the calendrical equivalent of Felix Felicis. According to Astrologist (...to the STARS!) Susan Miller, today is the day that "the Sun has [its] annual meeting with Jupiter, expanding all of Jupiter's good fortune!" No matter what your sign,... More  →
Today is the Luckiest Day of the Year, Astrologically Speaking
Josh Has a Heart to Heart with the Gar-Ster in This Week's Back to School Geek Quiz

Josh Has a Heart to Heart with the Gar-Ster in This Week's Back to School Geek Quiz

By Josh PeriloAugust 26, 2015
OH NO! When we last left Josh, he seemed to be blinking in and out of reality. It's been two long weeks, but it looks like he's back, and boy does he have some words for Gary. Now, let's be honest. It's tough out there for... More  →

Here Are 7 MORE Harry Potter Fan Theories (Including 1 That Got the J.K. Rowling Stamp of Approval!)

By ElodieAugust 26, 2015
Pardon my word vomit, but ASDFGHJKLALKD! J.K. Rowling, the goddess herself, has descended from her literary throne to muddle about with the likes of us trash Muggles (who are up to our depraved, obsessed eyeballs in fanfiction, bad jokes, and saucy Harry/Draco fanart) so More  →
Here Are 7 MORE Harry Potter Fan Theories (Including 1 That Got the J.K. Rowling Stamp of Approval!)

"Dylan O'Brien's Hands" Is a Real Tumblr; We Analyze His Palm for All Our Sakes

By Janet ManleyAugust 26, 2015
It has recently come to our attention that there exists a tumblr dedicated to Dylan O'Brien's hands (pictured above, with Dylan O'Brien). The tumblr is a place where fans of Dylan O'Brien and his hands can come together to church, to... More  →
"Dylan O'Brien's Hands" Is a Real Tumblr; We Analyze His Palm for All Our Sakes

Presidential Election Overrun by Potty Mouth, Cats

By Janet ManleyAugust 26, 2015
In case you missed our exclusive, if succinct, interview with the 15-year-old behind the Deez Nuts third-party candidacy, the teen's historic ball-themed run for president has since inspired a flurry of butts and breakfast cereals to enter the race. New York Magazine reports... More  →
Presidential Election Overrun by Potty Mouth, Cats

Notes to the THINGS WE HATE and the PEOPLE THAT ANNOY US

By Christi ChielloAugust 25, 2015
Today we are TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS. We've got a jar full of pens, a giant pile of notecards, and puh-lenty of stamps, and anyone that gets in our way is going to HEAR ABOUT IT FROM OUR SECRETARY IN THREE TO FIVE DAYS. Pickles that keep finding their way into our sandwiches More  →
Notes to the THINGS WE HATE and the PEOPLE THAT ANNOY US

Da Newz With H. Alan: Oh No the Economy, American Heroes, and Korean Negotiation Tactics

By H. Alan ScottAugust 25, 2015
No Trump this week (not because he didn’t make news, but because I’m bored of writing about him). Instead we’re going to dive deep into the economy, what’s going on with North and South Korea, and how I’m going to marry the three Americans that stopped the gunman o More  →
Da Newz With H. Alan: Oh No the Economy, American Heroes, and Korean Negotiation Tactics
Grown-Lit Sequels for All Your Fav YA Novels

Grown-Lit Sequels for All Your Fav YA Novels

By Nicole DiekerAugust 25, 2015
You are never too old to read YA fiction (confession: we re-read Are You There God, It's Me, Margaret every year just to breathe a sigh of relief that we aren't 12 anymore), but sometimes you get to the end of a book and want the story to go further than "and then I kissed h More  →

The 13 Most Useful Harry Potter Spells for the Muggle World

By andrew joanisAugust 25, 2015
Using their brand new formula, the Harry Potter mathematicians at SparkLife HQ (yes, we have those) recently calculated that there is an 800% chance that 239% of the earth's population wishes they were functioning members of wizarding society. Click through for the spells a More  →
The 13 Most Useful <i>Harry Potter</i> Spells for the Muggle World