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If Fictional Characters Could Text, PART THREE

By ElodieFebruary 24, 2017
In the last installment of If Fictional Characters Could Text, we learned that no matter who you are or where you’ve been, it is a truth universally acknowledged that everyone goes through a phase when they use WAY too many emojis—even Mr. Darcy. (Perhaps especially  More  →
If Fictional Characters Could Text, PART THREE

Auntie SparkNotes: My Boyfriend and I Have Nothing to Talk About

By kat_rosenfieldFebruary 22, 2017
Dear Auntie, I have the following questions to ask: is it possible to be intellectually attracted to someone only? How can I keep my long-distance relationship with my boyfriend healthy or exciting? Let me explain the context: I currently have a boyfriend; we've been together for four... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: My Boyfriend and I Have Nothing to Talk About

What You'll Be Doing on Spring Break vs. What Everyone Else Will Be Doing

By ElodieFebruary 21, 2017
If you’re actually doing something over spring break, well, that’s cool, I guess. Congrats on having a life. Anyway, you might as well clear out now; there’s nothing here for you. Today I’m speaking directly to those who will, like me, be practicing the age-old... More  →
What You'll Be Doing on Spring Break vs. What Everyone Else Will Be Doing

5 Ways Depression Lies to You (& How to Make It Stop)

By Jon_SkindzierFebruary 21, 2017
Depression! Can't live with it, can't live without it. Well, you can, but not if you are a person who has depression. Its defining feature is that it never really goes anywhere. Depression is like being stuck with a terrible roommate who always ruins everything, except the r More  →
5 Ways Depression Lies to You (& How to Make It Stop)

Auntie SparkNotes: My Parents Don't Trust Me Online

By kat_rosenfieldFebruary 20, 2017
Dear Auntie SparkNotes, I am a high school sophomore girl who has always dealt with overprotective parents (I mean, dating? HAHAHA FORGET IT). But right now I feel like it’s gone a little bit overboard. Both my younger sister and I have agreed that it has.... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: My Parents Don't Trust Me Online

The Most Under-Appreciated Characters in All of Harry Potter

By Vitoria BasFebruary 17, 2017
TBH, we can't wait for the inevitable day that Vitoria Bas teams up with J.K. Rowling herself to illustrate the forthcoming edition of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Hashtag-Ban (IT's A FIRST DRAFT, OKAY?). But until then, we get to keep soaking up her brilliant HP ima More  →
The Most Under-Appreciated Characters in All of <i>Harry Potter</i>

These Flowcharts Can Predict When You'll Get Your First Kiss

By reidfaylorFebruary 16, 2017
Is there any quest more fraught with peril than that of landing your first kiss? Yes. Loads of 'em. Hiking to Mount Doom in order to cast the Ring back into the fires from whence it came before Sauron covers all the lands in a second darkness, for one. Talking to your crush More  →
These Flowcharts Can Predict When You'll Get Your First Kiss

Auntie SparkNotes: I'm a Freshman with a Senior Crush

By kat_rosenfieldFebruary 15, 2017
Dear Auntie, Here's yet another boy problem for you to help with: I'm a freshman in love with a senior. We were in the school play together and I developed a pretty strong crush on him. He's the whole package: caring, talented, funny, and one of... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I'm a Freshman with a Senior Crush

11 Things We're Reclaiming on Behalf of Girls Everywhere

By Paulina BasFebruary 15, 2017
Remember when Trump acted really grossed out at the prospect that Hillary Clinton occasionally needed to pee? Well, for everyone who believes women's butts should be seen and not heard, we present the 8 GIRLIEST that any delicate flower can do. Enjoy! —edsThis slideshow wa More  →
11 Things We're Reclaiming on Behalf of Girls Everywhere

QUIZ: Which Underrated Literary Heartthrob Is Your Soulmate?

By Maddy AaronFebruary 15, 2017
Oh, everyone has pictures of Harry Potter, Gale Hawthorne, and Laurie (aka Teddy aka Theodore Laurence) plastered across the walls of their room, but some of us like to show a little chill in the characters we self-ship; literary buffs are,... More  →
QUIZ: Which Underrated Literary Heartthrob Is Your Soulmate?