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August Horoscopes!

By Jon_SkindzierAugust 7, 2017
Remember this month that it's what's inside that counts, and boys with no internal organs are not boyfriend material. They also say that clothes make the man, but you should not make a man out of clothes and practice kissing him unless you are someplace very hidden. August i More  →
August Horoscopes!

Snapchats from Hogwarts

By ElodieAugust 7, 2017
You know what's cool? Magic. Spell-casting. Dragons. You know what's less cool? Snapchat, if you're a loser like me. I live a very dull life, so when all the world's non-losers send me snaps of their hooligan parties, I am forced to respond with poorly lit selfies in bed More  →
Snapchats from Hogwarts

Auntie SparkNotes: My Mom Says I'm a Disappointment

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 4, 2017
Dear Auntie, I have been spending the summer abroad in a developing nation for research and volunteering. I had initially thought that this would be an amazing experience (as I've gone abroad before and loved it) but after 2 months I can't stand living here any... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: My Mom Says I'm a Disappointment

Is "Bro Code" a Real Thing?

By Jon_SkindzierAugust 4, 2017
Note to all the bros out there: It should go without saying that absolutely none of the below is relevant if the girl you and your bro are interested in has zero interest in you. As Princess Jasmine made clear, no one can dibs/win/claim a human being, so SIT THE EFF DOWN WIT More  →
Is "Bro Code" a Real Thing?

Auntie SparkNotes: Am I Too Trusting?

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 3, 2017
Dear Auntie, I am going to be a college freshman this fall, and I am rather naïve when it comes to…well, lots of things. Particularly related to how much I trust people. I tend to assume the best in people, which hasn’t been a SERIOUS problem... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Am I Too Trusting?

4 Tips for Prepping for the SAT & ACT This Summer

By Titus WillisAugust 2, 2017
Summer break removes the burden of lengthy school days, extracurriculars, and homework, so even if you’re spending 30 hours per week getting coffee for adults who hate their jobs (just think, one day that will be you!), there's still more time to prepare for standardized... More  →
4 Tips for Prepping for the SAT & ACT This Summer