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This Morning Sucks Less Thanks to Chris Hemsworth & the Epic In The Heart of the Sea Trailer

By Chelsea DaggerOctober 21, 2014
MORNINGS ARE THE WORST. Case in point: I awoke today to find page 348 of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows stuck to my forehead (my super-glue-like drool had affixed it there after I fell asleep reading. THUS PERISHES THE ILLUSION THAT I LEAD A... More  →
This Morning Sucks Less Thanks to Chris Hemsworth & the Epic <em>In The Heart of the Sea</em> Trailer

16 Reality Shows That Would Be Better Than 16 and Pregnant

By Jason SaenzOctober 21, 2014
MTV just wrapped the fifth season of its hit reality show 16 and Pregnant, but is a weekly rage reel of teenagers dealing with the repercussions of unprotected HND really the best thing to put on television? Couldn't there be something more uplifting and positive... More  →
16 Reality Shows That Would Be Better Than <i>16 and Pregnant</i>

Auntie SparkNotes: Is It Too Late for Me to Ever Fall in Love?

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 20, 2014
Hello Auntie, This may seem like a really weird and really vague question, but do you think there is an age limit on love? Like if you don't kiss someone by a certain age or have a relationship by a certain age then you will have... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Is It Too Late for Me to Ever Fall in Love?

Kristen Stewart Talks Twilight, Haters, & Hollywood's Double Standards

By ElodieOctober 20, 2014
When we all embarked on the journey of personal growth and hilarious CGI werewolves that was the Twilight franchise, I don’t think any of us anticipated that Kristen Stewart would turn out to be interview gold. She cuts through all the crap, calls... More  →
Kristen Stewart Talks <em>Twilight</em>, Haters, & Hollywood's Double Standards

In Defense of Bodgy, Homemade Halloween Costumes

By Janet ManleyOctober 20, 2014
Which will be the top-selling Halloween costume this year? NOT THE BEST ONE. I mean that. The best costume won't be Black-Widow-from-a-bag or Sassy-Optimus-Prime-from-a-bag or (audible head slap) Flirty-Teenage-Mutant-Ninja-Turtles-from-a-bag. The best costume will be the wonky papier mache ham costume... More  →
In Defense of Bodgy, Homemade Halloween Costumes

100 Things To Do Instead of Your Homework

By Chrissie GruebelOctober 20, 2014
Some people say life is the greatest teacher. Most especially, procrastinators. But there is an argument that rote learning is ineffective in the long-term, and that EXPERIENTIAL LEARNING is a magic tonic that will expand your brain. But what should you experience? Start with this... More  →
100 Things To Do Instead of Your Homework

Auntie SparkNotes: I Rejected This Guy and Now He's Everywhere

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 17, 2014
Hey Auntie, So to cut right to the chase, I am a senior girl in high school, and a close friend of my older brother has recently taken a rather strong liking towards me. I have known this guy ever since we were little, but I... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Rejected This Guy and Now He's Everywhere

Alby Returns Monday

By Emily WinterOctober 17, 2014
Hey! Sparklers! Emily here, on behalf of THE GREAT AND POWER-ISH REID FAYLOR. Reid is currently trapped in a room with lazy bears. Well, they aren't "lazy" exactly, it's actually kind of a sad story. The bears used to dance and dance, and then they were... More  →
Alby Returns Monday