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I Went to the "How Cats Took Over the Internet" Exhibit and Found Out a Feline Dictatorship Is Imminent

By Emily BrownAugust 27, 2015
Because it is a universally acknowledged truth that cats have taken over the internet, it is only a matter of time before they emerge from their virtual fiefdom and inherit the earth. I speculate that the seeds of world domination have been sown in the... More  →
I Went to the "How Cats Took Over the Internet" Exhibit and Found Out a Feline Dictatorship Is Imminent

This Secret Hair Removal Device Is Here to Save You From Adolescent Awkwardness

By Janet ManleyAugust 27, 2015

Between the ages of 12 and 25, you will waste an estimated 179 hours trying to bleach, wax, electrocute, shave and ~laser~ various populations of body hair. Who estimated this? Me. I did. Ideally, you would rock the leg fuzz and wear

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This Secret Hair Removal Device Is Here to Save You From Adolescent Awkwardness

Would You Rather... (CALLING ALL BOOKWORMS, WHICH MEANS ALL OF YOU)

By ElodieAugust 27, 2015
There are two kinds of hypothetical question-answerers in this world: 1) the people who take the question seriously and have frank discussions about time travel and pirates, and 2) the people who totally suck butts and say things like, "Neither scenario's ever gonna happen, More  →
Would You Rather... (CALLING ALL BOOKWORMS, WHICH MEANS ALL OF YOU)
Your Fave Fictional Characters Head Back to School

Your Fave Fictional Characters Head Back to School

By SparkLifeAugust 27, 2015
The list of things that can ease the pain of going back to school is woefully short: there are gratuitous shots of Chris Pratt's torso, industrial-sized bags of gummy worms, last-minute Netflix binges, and THIS SLIDESHOW. Our highly impressive team of crackerjack illustr More  →

Your State's Most Popular Emoji, Decoded

By Ashley Brooke RobertsAugust 26, 2015
Forget the official state bird—nothing says state pride quite like an emoji, and now, thanks to the good folk at SwiftKey, we know which U.S. state has the strongest hold on each emoji. Someone at SwiftKey, whose actual real job it is to spend... More  →
Your State's Most Popular Emoji, Decoded

Cats Are Taking Over Your High School

By Christin GestAugust 26, 2015
Cats are basically the mean girls of the animal kingdom: beautiful, aloof, mercurial, withholding. It always feels like they're doing something cooler than you, and you aren't invited. So it's only natural that one Bubba the cat is allowed his run of Leland... More  →
Cats Are Taking Over Your High School

Today is the Luckiest Day of the Year, Astrologically Speaking

By Jessie GaynorAugust 26, 2015
Today, August 26th, is basically the calendrical equivalent of Felix Felicis. According to Astrologist (...to the STARS!) Susan Miller, today is the day that "the Sun has [its] annual meeting with Jupiter, expanding all of Jupiter's good fortune!" No matter what your sign,... More  →
Today is the Luckiest Day of the Year, Astrologically Speaking
Josh Has a Heart to Heart with the Gar-Ster in This Week's Back to School Geek Quiz

Josh Has a Heart to Heart with the Gar-Ster in This Week's Back to School Geek Quiz

By Josh PeriloAugust 26, 2015
OH NO! When we last left Josh, he seemed to be blinking in and out of reality. It's been two long weeks, but it looks like he's back, and boy does he have some words for Gary. Now, let's be honest. It's tough out there for... More  →

Here Are 7 MORE Harry Potter Fan Theories (Including 1 That Got the J.K. Rowling Stamp of Approval!)

By ElodieAugust 26, 2015
Pardon my word vomit, but ASDFGHJKLALKD! J.K. Rowling, the goddess herself, has descended from her literary throne to muddle about with the likes of us trash Muggles (who are up to our depraved, obsessed eyeballs in fanfiction, bad jokes, and saucy Harry/Draco fanart) so More  →
Here Are 7 MORE Harry Potter Fan Theories (Including 1 That Got the J.K. Rowling Stamp of Approval!)

"Dylan O'Brien's Hands" Is a Real Tumblr; We Analyze His Palm for All Our Sakes

By Janet ManleyAugust 26, 2015
It has recently come to our attention that there exists a tumblr dedicated to Dylan O'Brien's hands (pictured above, with Dylan O'Brien). The tumblr is a place where fans of Dylan O'Brien and his hands can come together to church, to... More  →
"Dylan O'Brien's Hands" Is a Real Tumblr; We Analyze His Palm for All Our Sakes