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How NOT To Break Up With Someone With Emojis

By Jason SaenzAugust 28, 2014
Let's face it: the English language is dying. LONG LIVE EMOJIS! It how everyone should communicate. But if your desire is to break up with someone, maybe using a turtle with a top hat isn't the best way to do it. People deserve to be broken... More  →
How NOT To Break Up With Someone With Emojis

23 Lines to Make Those People Who Ask "What's Your Major?" Go Far Away

By Chrissie GruebelAugust 28, 2014
If you’re at college, obviously it means you’ve already figured out what you want the rest of your life to look like, right? It makes perfect sense that at 17, you’d be at peace with and ready to go confidently toward your future calling—whatever that... More  →
23 Lines to Make Those People Who Ask

Auntie SparkNotes: Why Did My Crush Start Ignoring Me?

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 27, 2014
Dear Auntie, I have come to you with a problem. Please bear with its generic-ness. So let's call this guy Mr. Moo. Don't judge. I met Mr. Moo in September last year, and literally fell for him within two days (no really, I tripped over a two-dimensional... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Why Did My Crush Start Ignoring Me?

Lover's Sway

By WaffleloveAugust 27, 2014
The blazing sun Hisses as it sinks Into the boiling seas. The gulls cry above As I wish for you To be here with me. A thousand miles Crash and burn Between us as the Sun blazes, glitters Bright across the waters. Licks of red orange Fire churn with The rich cool blue Of the deep and Settle as hot... More  →

Penny the Fox Is Your Spirit Animal, and Ours

By SparkLifeAugust 27, 2014
You may have seen yourself in a LOLcat, you may feel like a sloth on some days, but you have not met your ultimate spirit animal UNTIL NOW.Penny the Fox is a one-year-old fox who has been adopted by three bipeds from Penny's parents' home. She has thousands of Instagram foll More  →
Penny the Fox Is Your Spirit Animal, and Ours

Your Essential Back-to-School Playlist

By ShivaniAugust 27, 2014
Pumpkin spice lattes are officially back and your mom is yelling that you're going to be late to school. √Oh summer, let me sing you a song, for you were brief and left only sun-dappled memories and sand in my pants.Oh, let us cry... More  →
Your Essential Back-to-School Playlist

The Seven People You'll Meet on Student Council

By Andrew TavinAugust 27, 2014
Running for office? You're probably already busy planning your student council campaign, but be sure to think beyond your victory to the people you'll have to share the honor with—it's a student COUNCIL, not a student DICTATORSHIP. That means you'll have to be prepared to... More  →
The Seven People You'll Meet on Student Council

Auntie SparkNotes: It Is Wrong That I Skipped My Brother's Wedding?

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 26, 2014
Dear Auntie, This summer has been a blur for me, from camps to vacation to starting college in 2 weeks, but there's been one thing bothering me since graduation: my brother. My brother, who is an extremely intelligent person who could have gotten into any grad school... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: It Is Wrong That I Skipped My Brother's Wedding?

The Worst Things You Could Possibly Say in a New Class

By Erik BergstromAugust 26, 2014
NEW SCHOOL YEAR, NEW BLANK SLATE. NEW SLATE YOU HAVE NOT YET SMASHED OVER THE HEAD OF YOUR SECRET CRUSH. NEW CRUSH YOU HAVE NOT YET RUINED BY OPENING YOUR MOUTH. HERE IS WHAT NOT TO SAY WHEN YOU SIDLE INTO CHEMISTRY CLASS AND ARE STRUCK... More  →
The Worst Things You Could Possibly Say in a New Class