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BREAKING NEWS: Chris Hemsworth Is The Sexiest Man Alive! (Like, Officially. There Was A Vote.)

By Andrew TavinNovember 19, 2014
Did we all already know that Chris Hemsworth was the sexiest guy in the world? OF COURSE WE DID. WE HAVE EYES. But today, he went from "Chelsea Dagger's Trombone-Playing Boyfriend" to ACTUAL HOTTEST PERSON DRAWING BREATH ON THE FACE OF... More  →
BREAKING NEWS: Chris Hemsworth Is The Sexiest Man Alive! (Like, Officially. There Was A Vote.)

A Brief History of Time According to Willow and Jaden Smith

By Janet ManleyNovember 19, 2014
We don't always trust the Growns to treat Youngs with all the respect when doing those cheesy celebrity profiles, but the batcrazery in the recent New York Times interview with Willow and Jaden Smith can only, I am afraid, be attributed to Will Smith's... More  →
A Brief History of Time According to Willow and Jaden Smith

Auntie SparkNotes: Should I Ditch My Best Friends?

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 18, 2014
Hi Auntie! So, let's get right to it. I've had the same five best friends since first grade. We've been through everything you could possibly imagine, stuck with each other through thick and thin. I've always been sort of the problem solver of the group, the... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Should I Ditch My Best Friends?

How To Deal With The Awkward Moment When You're Pooping At The Same Time As Someone Else

By Katherine MollyNovember 18, 2014
We'd like to offer a sweaty SparkLife welcome to Sparkler-turned-Splogger Katherine Molly, who was one of the winners of our recent writer auditions! This is a post that Gred and Forge Weasley would be proud of, and we think you'll lurve... More  →
How To Deal With The Awkward Moment When You're Pooping At The Same Time As Someone Else

Liam Hemsworth Says JLaw Made Their Kissing Scenes As Gross As Possible (Which Somehow Makes Us Love Her More)

By ElodieNovember 18, 2014
If we here at SparkLife had the opportunity to smooch the smaller Hemsworth brother, we would probably weep profusely, or faint, or maybe just die, and we would follow up our death with a round of teeth-brushing that lasted the better part of a year.... More  →
Liam Hemsworth Says JLaw Made Their Kissing Scenes As Gross As Possible (Which Somehow Makes Us Love Her More)
WHAM, BAM, ALL-OUT GLAM: The Latest Looks From KStew, JLaw, & the Entire <em>Mockingjay</em> Cast!

WHAM, BAM, ALL-OUT GLAM: The Latest Looks From KStew, JLaw, & the Entire Mockingjay Cast!

By Chelsea DaggerNovember 18, 2014
Butts, your eyeballs are about to behold so much gorgeousness that they may very well explode—but believe me when I tell you that IT WILL BE WORTH IT, becayse this week's celeb style recap is packed with inumberable beautiful famouses (and by "inumerable" I mean "more than More  →
Scenes from High School as Depicted by Famous Artists

Scenes from High School as Depicted by Famous Artists

By ziggykelsmanNovember 18, 2014
Sometimes it takes a great artist to show you the profundity in the every day things—cans of soup and slimy lily pads, for example, or the terrible lunchroom fare at your high school.That's why we've created several pieces de resistance in honor of your quotidian high scho More  →

WINNING POST: A Seven-Step Guide to Taking an Exam That You Probably Shouldn't Follow

By RubyNovember 18, 2014
IT IS AN EXCITING DAY HERE IN THE KINGDOM, AS WE HAVE READ AND RE-READ ALL THE AMAZING ENTRIES IN OUR SUPERB SPARKLER SPLOGGER SEARCH AND ARE READY TO DEBUT ONE OF THREE BRILLIANT WINNERS. YOU WILL GET TO DISCOVER THE WORK OF... More  →
WINNING POST: A Seven-Step Guide to Taking an Exam That You Probably Shouldn't Follow

Should the Word "Feminist" Be Banned? Or Will Beyonce Disappear With It?

By Andrew TavinNovember 18, 2014
Okay, so we don't read Time magazine, (Time is for the people in doctor's waiting rooms who don't want to read about the Duggars, but also can't be bothered to get through The Economist), but we DO have some thoughts on Time's recent poll to decide which word... More  →
Should the Word