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Voices

By WaffleloveApril 14, 2014
Alone yet not really alone. No warm body beside, But there is no place to hide From the shadows: My pursuers on every side.   They lurk and they speak Awful things and they reek Of death. Of fire and misery. Murderous crows with bloody sharp beaks. Unsinkable ship with a thousand leaks.   The voices, these... More  →

Rihanna Rocks Granny Panties & Shailene Goes Green: The Hottest Looks from the 2014 MTV Movie Awards!

By Chelsea DaggerApril 14, 2014
BUTTS, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. There are free donuts in the SparkNotes cafeteria, and if I don't get there in the next 17 seconds, ALL THE CHOCOLATES WILL BE GONE, AND MY LIFE WILL BE A BOTTOMLESS ABYSS OF DESPAIR. There's no time for dilly-dallying or lolly-gagging when frosti More  →
Rihanna Rocks Granny Panties & Shailene Goes Green: The Hottest Looks from the 2014 MTV Movie Awards!

Emoji Lovers Rejoice! Apple to Update Keyboard With More Races

By Valerie BurnApril 14, 2014
Diversify your text game, Sparklers! After a lot of talk, Apple announced it will update its emoji keyboard to include more racially/culturally diverse characters. If you're unfamiliar with emojis (also, hey, welcome to Earth, it's weird here but you'll get used to it), they're a small... More  →
Emoji Lovers Rejoice! Apple to Update Keyboard With More Races

Rest in Peace Sue Townsend, and Thank You for Adrian Mole

By kat_rosenfieldApril 14, 2014
True story: The first time we heard about a series of books featuring one Adrian Mole, we pictured a sort of "Wind in the Willows" situation—a story centered on the life and times of a burrowing rodent in a tiny waistcoat and spectacles. Imagine our surprise... More  →
Rest in Peace Sue Townsend, and Thank You for Adrian Mole

A Guide to Asking Someone to Prom With the KFC Chicken Corsage

By Janet ManleyApril 14, 2014
For a finger lickin' good promposal, consider a $20 KFC fried chicken drumstick corsage (comes with $5 KFC gift card for an all-expenses paid honeymoon to the KFC of your choice). As you can see from the above picture, a chicken drumstick corsage, surrounded tastefully... More  →
A Guide to Asking Someone to Prom With the KFC Chicken Corsage

The Anti-Binary Code: Facebook Changes Its Gender Options

By Valerie BurnApril 14, 2014
Many people, and virtually every Disney character ever, identify as male or female. However, there are lots of people that identify as both, neither, something in between, or something else altogether. Facebook recently acknowledged the group of people that don't identify with one of the... More  →
The Anti-Binary Code: Facebook Changes Its Gender Options

22 Signs You've Already Won This School Year

By Jason SaenzApril 11, 2014
Ever walk into a Chipotle and just know you're getting free guac? Sometimes you have that same premonition in school—that all the tests and home work assignments are going to go down easy, like Chipotle's special blend of avocado, cilantro and onion. Check out these... More  →
22 Signs You've Already Won This School Year

The Ultimate Senior Bucket List

By Andrew TavinApril 11, 2014
Hey there seniors! You're almost there! It's been four long years (two if you're some sort of kid genius) but now it's coming to an end. Time to stop worrying about your studies (DON'T STOP WORRYING ABOUT YOUR STUDIES) and start worrying about all the... More  →
The Ultimate Senior Bucket List

Check YO' Selfie Before You Wreck Yo' Selfie: The Chelsea Dagger VLOG

By Chelsea DaggerApril 11, 2014
THE SPARKLIFE YEARBOOK AWARDS ARE UPON US, BUTTS, AND THERE ARE RICHES, GLORY, AND INTERNET FAME TO BE HAD! But before you can enter, you've got to master one very important skill: TAKING A PICTURE OF YOUR OWN SELF USING YOUR... More  →
Check YO' Selfie Before You Wreck Yo' Selfie: The Chelsea Dagger VLOG