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February Love-o-Scopes!!

By Jon_SkindzierFebruary 9, 2018
It is the month of the Valentimes, Aries. Prepare yourself for these times by carrying flowers on your person every single day and wearing anything that protects you from the arrows of a winged baby. Keep in mind that swatting a baby out of the air is against the law, even i More  →
February Love-o-Scopes!!

Auntie SparkNotes: I Got Black-Out Drunk and My Girlfriend Dumped Me

By kat_rosenfieldFebruary 9, 2018
Hi Auntie, I'm a 19-year-old first-semester college freshman right in the midst of my first finals week. But an overload of academically-based stress isn't what I'm writing to you about. I'm a recently out bisexual who began dating my 20-year-old girlfriend about three months ago.... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Got Black-Out Drunk and My Girlfriend Dumped Me

The 10 Worst Words in the English Language

By ElodieFebruary 8, 2018
On the whole, I'm in favor of words. They're the only thing standing between us and a world in which everyone just points at stuff and grunts. But while some words are useful and necessary, others are just terrible, and I would rather throw myself into... More  →
The 10 Worst Words in the English Language

Auntie SparkNotes: I Was Adopted Because of a Lie

By kat_rosenfieldFebruary 7, 2018
Dear Auntie, I'm the centerpiece of my current family conflict. I'm the adopted child of my mom and dad, and I was told all fifteen years of my life that part of the reason they adopted me was because they had trouble conceiving their own... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Was Adopted Because of a Lie

11 Romantic Movies You Should Watch Before Seeing The Notebook for the Millionth Time

By Maddy AaronFebruary 7, 2018
You've seen Bridget Jones's Diary 100 times (and the subpar sequel at least 50). You can recite every line from Love, Actually, even the ones in Portuguese. You've watched When Harry Met Sally, Titanic, Pride and Prejudice (BBC and Keira versions), and Gone with the Wind un More  →
11 Romantic Movies You Should Watch Before Seeing <em>The Notebook</em> for the Millionth Time

Auntie SparkNotes: Am I a Jerk for Wanting My Boyfriend to Grow a Beard?

By kat_rosenfieldFebruary 6, 2018
Hey Auntie, I have a really small issue which is having a surprisingly large impact on my relationship: Is it okay to want my boyfriend to have a short beard, even though he doesn't like them? I'm 19 and my boyfriend is 21. We've been together a long... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Am I a Jerk for Wanting My Boyfriend to Grow a Beard?