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Famous Quotes (Misremembered)

By Emma W.February 13, 2017
These quotes are historical favorites, the famous-est of the famous, the quotes that endure, year after year. Why? Because they inspire, because they're wise...and because even though they were said decades ago by some old, white dudes, they can still seem eerily releva More  →
Famous Quotes (Misremembered)

Why It's Hard to Be Friends With Someone of the Opposite Sex

By Tom LisiFebruary 13, 2017
I am a guy who’s attracted to girls, and my best friend in the world, who is also my oldest friend in the world, is a girl who’s attracted to guys (and girls in her case). We’ve been close for over 10 years. I was... More  →
Why It's Hard to Be Friends With Someone of the Opposite Sex

Auntie SparkNotes: How Can I Move On from This Great Experience?

By kat_rosenfieldFebruary 10, 2017
Dear Auntie, I recently performed in the most incredible musical experience of my life. The opportunity was very unexpected, so now, I'm terrified that I will never get a chance like that again. I just can't seem to move on from that time in my life,... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: How Can I Move On from This Great Experience?

Send YOURSELF a Valentine This Year

By Ruby WoodsFebruary 10, 2017
Given that we're in the golden age of #TreatYoself, Valentines Day is now more about self-love than ever. This February 14th, use these Valentines by the LOVELIEST and TALENTED-EST Ruby Woods to channel Tom and Donna, to remember to wink at yourself in the mirror, More  →
Send YOURSELF a Valentine This Year

These *Are* the Star Wars Valentines You're Looking For

By Lizzie OwenFebruary 10, 2017
Star Wars has a way of targeting you RIGHT IN YOUR WEAK SPOT and leaving an asteroid belt of feels in its wake. What better way, then, to tell that special someone/Jedi/droid they're The One than a Star Wars Valentine card? More  →
These *Are* the <em>Star Wars</em> Valentines You're Looking For

6 Valentines You Should DEFINITELY Give to Your Crush

By Jon_SkindzierFebruary 9, 2017
Though we can't predict the future*, we can say with 100%** certainty that if you give one of these valentines to your crush, they will fall completely and irreversibly in love with you.*** Hey, have we ever been wrong before?**** We have not.***** *We CAN predict the futur More  →
6 Valentines You Should DEFINITELY Give to Your Crush

Auntie SparkNotes: Should I Try to Have a Better Relationship with My BF's Jerk Father?

By kat_rosenfieldFebruary 8, 2017
Dear Auntie, I'm having some problems with my boyfriend's father. Not in the typical "you're dating my kid so I have to see if you're OK or not" kind of way, but the "I have a bad relationship with my kid so I'm taking it out... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Should I Try to Have a Better Relationship with My BF's Jerk Father?

The Valentesidents' Day Mash-Up You've Been Waiting For

By ziggykelsmanFebruary 8, 2017
Valentine's Day and Presidents' Day have always been neighbors. But before now, they were the kind of neighbors who called the cops on each other for playing the music too loud. But all that's about the change. For the first time in HISTORY, we present a mash-up of the two m More  →
The Valentesidents' Day Mash-Up You've Been Waiting For

Horrible Ways I Have Broken Up With Innocent People

By Elaine AtwellFebruary 8, 2017
In honor of Valentine's Day, we broke this baby—originally published in Feb 2016—outta the SparkLife vault! In my whole life, I have been broken up with only once. (Ryan from fifth grade. Cried for a week.) The rest of the time, in relationships long or short,... More  →
Horrible Ways I Have Broken Up With Innocent People

These Flowcharts Solve Every Possible Valentine's Day Problem (Except the Fact that Chris Pratt Is Married. There Is No Solving That.)

By reidfaylorFebruary 7, 2017
Reid Faylor has made flowcharts for Christmas, crushes, New Year's resolutions, going to back to school, and how many dogs you've seen, so it seemed only right that he add the love-iest/loneliest day of the year to his collection. If you don't have a date for the 14th, don't More  →
These Flowcharts Solve Every Possible Valentine's Day Problem (Except the Fact that Chris Pratt Is Married. There Is No Solving That.)