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8 Weirdly Specific Types of Friend That Everyone Has

By ElodieMarch 14, 2017
Before anyone calls me out on this most egregious lie, let me set the record straight: no, I don’t actually have eight friends. Not eight solid friends, anyway. I probably have four at most, and then something like twelve other people who don’t want me... More  →
8 Weirdly Specific Types of Friend That Everyone Has

The Harry Potter Movies, Ranked from Best to Worst

By ElodieMarch 14, 2017
The worst part about being alive is, inarguably, having to get out of bed every single morning. The best part is that sometimes we get out of bed to find that Warner Bros. has said, "Screw it, let’s just play the Harry Potter... More  →
The <em>Harry Potter</em> Movies, Ranked from Best to Worst

Auntie SparkNotes: I Broke Up Badly with My Friend-with-Benefits

By kat_rosenfieldMarch 13, 2017
Dear Auntie, I am writing to you because I have hurt my best friend deeply and I am unsure of how to repair the relationship. My best friend, who we will call Ben, and I were friends with benefits from the start of our friendship. I am... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Broke Up Badly with My Friend-with-Benefits

How to Be Alone Without Being Lonely

By Emily BrownMarch 13, 2017

Truth: If given the choice between eating at a restaurant alone and casually prancing into the hellscape of their nightmares, I'm going to guess 80% of society would choose the hellscape.

The taboo on doing things all by our lonesome makes me sad, guys. I partially blame the outcast/loner character trope,... More  →

How to Be Alone Without Being Lonely

Auntie SparkNotes: How Can I Make Friends at My New School?

By kat_rosenfieldMarch 10, 2017
Dear Auntie, Recently I moved high schools. I am a freshman and transferred in in the second semester. Throughout my life I don't think I've ever had a solid group of friends, and I think I know the reason. When I was in elementary school, I... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: How Can I Make Friends at My New School?

The 9 Stages of BLARGH Before a First Date

By Maddy AaronMarch 10, 2017
It’s finally happening. Either through sheer luck, weeks of unrelenting stalking, or ACTUAL DARK MAGIC (sorry not sorry, Dumbledore), you’ve got yourself a first date. As the wise sages we are, we have been on a combined TWO first dates, and are therefore rife with knowl More  →
The 9 Stages of BLARGH Before a First Date

Auntie SparkNotes: I'm So Confused About My Gender

By kat_rosenfieldMarch 8, 2017
Hi Auntie, I'm a female who identifies as male, and I've been aware of it for a couple years now. I've been accepted by my family, friends, and even my boyfriend. The thing is, I don't know if I really identify as a guy, or if... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I'm So Confused About My Gender

Auntie SparkNotes: I'm Jealous and I Hate It

By kat_rosenfieldMarch 7, 2017
Dear Auntie, I'm sort of seeing a guy and things are good, we're sort of between FWB and relationship on the whole scale (we haven't labelled it but I got him a card and chocolate for Valentine's and he bought me lunch in return. Side... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I'm Jealous and I Hate It

Turn Your Platonic Friendship into a ROMANTICAL ROMANCE in 5 Steps

By Jon_SkindzierMarch 7, 2017
Falling for your friend is like falling down the stairs—it happens all at once, but also kind of in slow motion, and you are very confused, and then you wind up lying on the floor and weeping. Maybe it starts because you begin to notice some things. Was his smile always More  →
Turn Your Platonic Friendship into a ROMANTICAL ROMANCE in 5 Steps

March Horoscopes!!

By Jon_SkindzierMarch 6, 2017
It's time to make a statement this month, Aries, such as "Yes" or "Maybe." In honor of Everything You Think Is Wrong Day (March 15th), let us clear up some common misconceptions for you; yours is that Twinkies do not actually have an indefinite shelf life. In fact, the mom More  →
March Horoscopes!!