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9 Times Your Parents Were Plain WRONG

By Nicole DiekerMarch 26, 2015
Look, we all know that our parents have a lot to teach us, from the cultural importance of movies like Airplane! and The Princess Bride to the imperative that we must attend group therapy in the literal heart of Jesus. But sometimes, our parents teach us... More  →
9 Times Your Parents Were Plain WRONG

Want to Have the Coolest Stickers in Band Camp???

By SparkLifeMarch 25, 2015
WE GOT OURSELVES SOME NEW STICKERS. We never got over stickers from childhood. We still want all the stickers. We want books of them. We want our Advanced Chem textbooks to come with that smooth insert page of SHINY PAGE-RELEVANT STICKERS ("place inside the beaker... More  →
Want to Have the Coolest Stickers in Band Camp???

We Have the Go Set a Watchman Book Cover-SLASH-Soon-to-Be-Our-Quilt-Cover

By Janet ManleyMarch 25, 2015
We have the OFFICIAL COVER for Harper Lee's new novel, Go Set a Watchman, and I am NOT SURE IF I AM IMAGINING A STICK OF GUM IN THAT TREE HOLE OR IF IT IS REALLY THERE. Either way, move over Lord of... More  →
We Have the <i>Go Set a Watchman</i> Book Cover-SLASH-Soon-to-Be-Our-Quilt-Cover

This Harry Potter Parody of "Uptown Funk" Is TOO HOT (It Makes a Hungarian Horntail Want to Retire, Man)

By ElodieMarch 25, 2015
The Harry Potter series wasn’t without flaws. (What was up with Time Turners? Were wands changing allegiance all willy-nilly during that session where Dumbledore's Army practiced disarming? Why did Umbridge have to be a person that existed?) But by far J.K. Rowling’s biggest misstep in the... More  →
This <em>Harry Potter</em> Parody of "Uptown Funk" Is TOO HOT (It Makes a Hungarian Horntail Want to Retire, Man)

A How-To Guide for Dealing With Mean Girls

By Christi ChielloMarch 25, 2015
I like to think I’m a bit of a mean-girl expert. I survived Pilgrim High School and helped my sisters do the same. PHS had more mean girls than North Shore; more hair-tossing than an Olympic dressage competition; more backhands than... More  →
A How-To Guide for Dealing With Mean Girls

What Your Bed Says About You

By Nicole DiekerMarch 25, 2015
Did you awaken to blue birds lifting the covers off your four-poster bed, or did you roll out of a pile out rumpled-up t-shirts onto the floor? Take a look at your inner-most soul through the billowing sheets (OR NOT) of your bed... If your bed... More  →
What Your Bed Says About You

BRINGING SPARKLIFE BACK

By gotstagecrewMarch 25, 2015
Hey there! I'm assuming if you clicked on this post you're interested in bringing Sparklife back! *cue Justin Timberlake's Bringing Sexy back* Anyway... I AM TOO... and so are a bunch of us! So with that we are being the SPARKLER REVOLUTION *said in big booming... More  →

Do You Hear the Sparklers?

By gotstagecrewMarch 25, 2015
*Sung to the tune of "Do You Hear The People sing" from Les Miserables. **All copyright rights go to Les Mis and the respected writers Do you hear the Sparklers sing? Singing a song of angry sparkles? It is the music of a people who will not... More  →

MUST READ: We All Looked Up Creates the Existential Angst to End ALL Existential Angst

By Olivia DolphinMarch 24, 2015

“So many millions and billions of stars. Of course you couldn’t dodge all of them forever. It would be like running out in the rain and hoping not to get wet.”– Tommy Wallach

Imagine you’re told the entire world is going to END. Finished. Imagine... More  →

MUST READ: <i>We All Looked Up</i> Creates the Existential Angst to End ALL Existential Angst