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The Answer Is: Make a Zine

By SparkNotesNovember 29, 2016
The streets of heaven are crowded with people trying to sell their manuscripts. And in the aftermath of NaNoWriMo, the inboxes of literary agents look basically like this. (Don't give up hope, tho! Pitch, pitch, pitch!) Still, maybe after NaNoWriMo all you have are... More  →
The Answer Is: Make a Zine

Auntie SparkNotes: I Can't Stop Pining for the Perfect Girl

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 28, 2016
Dear Auntie SparkNotes, I'm a 16-year-old cishet guy in my junior year considering for the first time in my life actually asking someone out to Homecoming. I've never had a real girlfriend in my life, but I've gotten on a... very close level to some before.... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Can't Stop Pining for the Perfect Girl

Auntie SparkNotes: I'm Torn Between Pro-Life and Pro-Choice

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 23, 2016
Dear Auntie, This is a topic that has been leaving me so winded and depressed lately. I didn’t want to email you at first because I knew I would just spread my depressiveness to you and everyone reading this, and I would just start a fight... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I'm Torn Between Pro-Life and Pro-Choice

The Characters from Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, Ranked in Order of Hair

By ElodieNovember 22, 2016
I'm not saying I have my priorities completely in order; I am saying my enjoyment of a movie depends largely, if not solely, on how good everyone's hair is looking. This is why any movie with Emma Stone in it is the best movie I've ever seen, and this is why Taylor Lautne More  →
The Characters from <em>Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them</em>, Ranked in Order of Hair

Auntie SparkNote: How Can I Give Love Advice to My Crush?

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 21, 2016
Hey Auntie, I have a bit of a problem, and I think it's girl related. I'm a 20-year-old college guy and I have a habit of having extended conversations with my love interests. Most of the time this had led to them being close to... More  →
Auntie SparkNote: How Can I Give Love Advice to My Crush?

Auntie SparkNotes: I'm Too Weird to Date

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 18, 2016
Dear Auntie, I'm currently a senior in high school, and I've never been in a relationship. Like ever. Don't get me wrong, I know there's a lot of people out there with the same problem, and it doesn't mean I'm going to die alone or anything. And... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I'm Too Weird to Date

6 Spoiler-Free Reasons You Should See Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

By ElodieNovember 18, 2016
Most of us have about ten dollars to our name at any given time—we can’t just go around seeing movies willy-nilly. So why should you throw your hard-earned Hamiltons at Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them? We could have written a list where items... More  →
6 Spoiler-Free Reasons You Should See <em>Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them</em>

What Every Zodiac Sign Should Write Their College Application Essay About

By Maura Barry-GarlandNovember 17, 2016
College essay season is upon us. Now it might be tempting to make up an inspiring story about, I don't know, saving a drowning kitten from sharks in the middle of a hurricane or something. But admissions officers aren't looking for cookie-cutter essays, or even... More  →
What Every Zodiac Sign Should Write Their College Application Essay About

Auntie SparkNotes: Is My Controlling Boyfriend Abusive?

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 16, 2016
Greetings Auntie! I've been in a relationship with this guy who I've been dating for about two years now. We were everyone's favorite couple and everyone thought we were goals. But, this year he's been acting off. Sometimes he can have a mean streak a mile... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Is My Controlling Boyfriend Abusive?

15 Questions Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them Needs to Answer

By ElodieNovember 16, 2016
Can you believe it’s here? That it’s happening? On November 18th, we will wake up to a world where you can just GO SEE Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. You can just BUY A TICKET. You can sit in a theater and VIEW... More  →
15 Questions <em>Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them</em> Needs to Answer