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Auntie SparkNotes: My Boyfriend Has No Motivation

By kat_rosenfieldApril 29, 2015
Hello Auntie! My boyfriend and I have been dating for over a year now and we are both attending the same college. We are very serious about our relationship and we see a future together but there is just one problem that is really bothering me.... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: My Boyfriend Has No Motivation

Which Fictional Character Should You Take to Prom?

By Christopher CalogeroApril 29, 2015
Sure you say you want to ask Chris Evans to prom, but everyone knows what you really mean is that you’d like Captain America to escort you, shortly before being attacked by space creatures that he valiantly defeats while barely breaking a sweat and looking good while doi More  →
Which Fictional Character Should You Take to Prom?

Reid Drew Your Pets-AND THEY ARE SPECTACULAR

By reidfaylorApril 29, 2015
He's drawn your terrifyingly brilliant ideas for Horcruxes, he's illustrated the scent of your deliciously intoxicating and highly illegal Amortentia potions, and now, artistic genius Reid Faylor has captured your furry, barfy best buddies in ink—using only your hilarious More  →
Reid Drew Your Pets-AND THEY ARE SPECTACULAR
Batman v Supes and COOKIE CAT in This Week's Geek Quiz

Batman v Supes and COOKIE CAT in This Week's Geek Quiz

By Josh PeriloApril 29, 2015
There's a whole lotta singing goin' on this week! We've got the answers to last week's insanely hard Star Wars quiz (with questions by our resident Star Wars genius, Ryan Britt [whose book, Luke Skywalker Can't Read and Other Geeky Truths is being published by... More  →

Terrible Dating Advice From an Old Dowager

By andrew joanisApril 29, 2015
Shockingly, acreage and annual salary are no longer the main features you seek in a potential partner. Also, the whole cousin thing is probably illegal. Don't worry though, this old dowager is full to bursting with more out-of-date relationship advice! More  →
Terrible Dating Advice From an Old Dowager

What to Do When Your Pals Who Said They Wouldn't Get Dates ALL GOT DATES FOR PROM

By Sean McCarthyApril 29, 2015
Prom can be a trying time. Many a guy and girl have been parties to “no-prom dates” pacts that have been ripped up as though they were an international accord on climate change action ("I thought it was understood that if either of us had... More  →
What to Do When Your Pals Who Said They Wouldn't Get Dates ALL GOT DATES FOR PROM

Auntie SparkNotes: How Can I Stop Attracting the Wrong Guys?

By kat_rosenfieldApril 28, 2015
Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I'm almost 20 and I've never had a boyfriend, and here's why (or at least I think): All the guys that I have gone on dates with have had some huge turn off that I just cannot ignore. I don't think I'm... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: How Can I Stop Attracting the Wrong Guys?

Stephen Hawking Weighs in On Zayn Leaving One Direction, Makes Our Geeky Dreams Come True

By ElodieApril 28, 2015
Sparklers, we're about to type a sentence that has heretofore existed only in our wildest fantasies: Over the weekend, Stephen Hawking appeared in hologram form and hilariously addressed Zayn Malik's departure from One Direction. YES. WE FEEL LIKE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A DREAM WE HAD... More  →
Stephen Hawking Weighs in On Zayn Leaving One Direction, Makes Our Geeky Dreams Come True

Five Ways to Take Your Fanfic Mainstream

By KathApril 28, 2015
It's 2015, which means that any minute now, fan fiction will become as prolific and profitable as biblical fan art was in Renaissance Italy. We're already closer than ever; Kindle will give you actual moolah if you write and publish in one of their More  →
Five Ways to Take Your Fanfic Mainstream

Auntie SparkNotes: Sex Ed Bonus Round: The STD Talk

By kat_rosenfieldApril 27, 2015
Hey Auntie! For Sex Ed week, I need some help. Admittedly, at the moment, I am a little young for the HND. But I have some questions I think are important for any type of intimacy. As you know, STIs/STDs can be a big issue.... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Sex Ed Bonus Round: The STD Talk