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Auntie SparkNotes: My Prom Date Had Ulterior Motives

By kat_rosenfieldJune 14, 2016
Hello! I have boy and society troubles to get advice on. I got asked to prom a week before the event by one of my guy friends. Ryan and I were pretty good friends but I assumed it was a very casual thing; he forgot to... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: My Prom Date Had Ulterior Motives

If the Avengers Could Text in Captain America: Civil War

By ElodieJune 13, 2016
Texting is pretty much the pinnacle of mankind's rich tapestry of innovation. You can send someone a poop emoji or tell them that their hair looks stupid, and you don't even have to look at them while you're doing it. In fact, I spend most of my time texting. I haven't spok More  →
If the Avengers Could Text in <em>Captain America: Civil War</em>

I Swear By These Weird Skincare/Beauty Hacks

By Emily BrownJune 13, 2016
I'm a real sucker for beauty tips, in that I click on every single article beginning with "Hacks," "Skincare," and "You'll NEVER Believe What This Common Pantry Item Did to My Pores." So far, I've read about three hundred of these. Seeing as I'll probably never stop (/will continue to look... More  →
I Swear By These Weird Skincare/Beauty Hacks

Are You a Bigger Conspiracy Theory Nut Than Trump?

By H. Alan ScottJune 13, 2016
We all love conspiracy theories. Was Avril Lavigne killed and then replaced by an actress imposter? Are Illuminati symbols hidden in our money? I kind of want to believe! Perhaps no one loves conspiracies more than the Republican nominee for president,... More  →
Are You a Bigger Conspiracy Theory Nut Than Trump?

Auntie SparkNotes: My BF Froze Me Out So That I Would Dump Him

By kat_rosenfieldJune 10, 2016
Dear Auntie, I'm at a loss right now. I had been dating my incredible boyfriend for eight months—my first boyfriend, we're both recently 19. The first seven months was a literal fairy tale. He got on with my family, we were a perfect support system... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: My BF Froze Me Out So That I Would Dump Him

Motivational Gifs to Get You Through Even the Most Sucktastic Day

By Kate Allan and Chelsea DaggerJune 10, 2016
Has your day been less fun than Harry Potter's formative years at the Dursleys? Do you find yourself wishing for the sweet relief of being drafted as a tribute in the Hunger Games? Have you spent upwards of 18 minutes crying into a giant jar of chunky peanut butter, and then More  →
Motivational Gifs to Get You Through Even the Most Sucktastic Day

Awaken the Crafting Force with These ADORBS DIY BB-8 Sneakers

By Sydney ScottJune 10, 2016
If you didn't squee as soon as you laid eyes on these BB-8-inspired sneakers, then we've got bad news: there's a solid chance that you're Kylo Ren. (In which case, HOW DARE YOU, SIR.) If you did squee, however, you're definitely a Rey/Poe/Finn at heart, and... More  →
Awaken the Crafting Force with These ADORBS DIY BB-8 Sneakers

We Critique Famous Kisses

By Taylor NolesJune 9, 2016
Everyone's got a technique. More lip. Less tongue. In the rain, mid-sentence, while proclaiming love, while proclaiming hatred, while bleeding, just before being devoured by a shark... we called up our resident kissing expert (translation: I put on my straw hat and ate a banana... More  →
We Critique Famous Kisses

This 3D Printed Magic Magnet Will Bring Out Your Inner Science Geek

By Josh PeriloJune 9, 2016
You thought that, by the age of eight, you'd seen everything that magnets can do, right? WRONG. This weird contraption both attracts AND repels depending on how you twist it. It's the kind of insanely simple thing that could totally eat up hours of your time.... More  →
This 3D Printed Magic Magnet Will Bring Out Your Inner Science Geek

CALLING ALL SPARKLERS: Who Would You Cast in the Movie of Your Life?

By ElodieJune 9, 2016
Whenever I’m lying awake at night, it’s usually because I’m hungry and I’m wondering if I should make a quick snack, thus compromising the state of my just-brushed teeth. Lately, however, it’s because I’m trying to figure out who would play me in a movie about... More  →
CALLING ALL SPARKLERS: Who Would You Cast in the Movie of Your Life?