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Auntie SparkNotes: Should I Give Up on My Closeted Crush?

By kat_rosenfieldDecember 30, 2016
Dear Auntie, I am a 16-year-old gay male. I have never had a boyfriend before. I have had a crush on this guy for a long time now and I don't know if I should go for it or move on. He is a senior and... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Should I Give Up on My Closeted Crush?

The 10 Best and Worst Movies of 2016

By ElodieDecember 30, 2016
We saw a lot of movies this year. Some of them were good, some of them were bad, and some of them were Swiss Army Man, which I’m still not entirely sure about. But I'm not here to talk about the Swiss Army Mans of 2016, those middling cinematic enigmas—I'm here to talk More  →
The 10 Best and Worst Movies of 2016

12 (Trivial) Reasons 2016 Was The Absolute Worst

By Kelly HoffmacherDecember 29, 2016
Obviously, there's plenty about 2016 that was genuinely terrifying (more on that here)—I read the news (okay, Twitter). But this list deliberately excludes some of the more glaring nightmares, in favor of the quotidian indignities that 2016 visited upon us. 1. Kim Kardashian is off social... More  →
12 (Trivial) Reasons 2016 Was The Absolute Worst

Auntie SparkNotes: I Am Still One Percent Interested in My Ex

By kat_rosenfieldDecember 28, 2016
Dear Auntie, I am literally so fricking confuzzled right now. Well I mean, at this point in life, everything is running a bit smoother now, buuuutttttttt I still need some help. Basically, last year I had this huge crush on this guy. Let's call this guy... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Am Still One Percent Interested in My Ex

"Give Her Hell For Us, Peeves": 8 Iconic Lines By Our Fave Fictional Characters!

By Tyler FederDecember 28, 2016
First Tyler brought her awesome, quirky style to our favorite romantic rivalries, and now she's captured the most memorable quotes by eight characters we absolutely adore. Click through to see confessions of love, hilarious quips, and heroic declarations, then hit the comme More  →
"Give Her Hell For Us, Peeves": 8 Iconic Lines By Our Fave Fictional Characters!

Auntie SparkNotes: A Christmas Crush Confession

By kat_rosenfieldDecember 23, 2016
Dear Auntie SparkNotes, I'm sure you get a lot of this sort of question, but I figured I'd send it anyway. My problem is pretty standard; I have a raging crush on one of my best friends and have for over a year, although he's been... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: A Christmas Crush Confession

Awards for When You Need a Pat on the Back (You Deserve Them ALL)

By Steffi LynnDecember 22, 2016
Because awards in the post-elementary school phase of life are few and far between, we asked the lovely Steffi Lynn to illustrate trophies you should present yourself ANY time you need a little extra mood boost.-The EdsP.s. THEY ARE AHHHH-DORABLE.P.p.s. Pro tip: Print t More  →
Awards for When You Need a Pat on the Back (You Deserve Them ALL)

Get Your Yule Ball ON With These Harry Potter Holiday Cards

By Eugenia ClaraDecember 22, 2016
When the holidays roll around, part of us is kind of unimpressed with all the pageantry, and part of us is like GET ME THESE ELF SHOES WITH BELLS ON THEM TO WEAR AROUND THE DORM IMMEDIATELY.Don't fight the cheer; send your besties these beyond perfect holiday cards by the ta More  →
Get Your Yule Ball ON With These <em>Harry Potter</em> Holiday Cards

Auntie SparkNotes: Should I Get New Friends?

By kat_rosenfieldDecember 21, 2016
Hello, Auntie. I am a freshman in high school and have this group of friends that constantly takes me for advantage. In one of my friend situations, I have this friend who every time I talk to him brushes me off and acts like he is... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Should I Get New Friends?

The 12 AGGRESSIVELY ADORABLE Stages of Christmas

By Cuddles and RageDecember 21, 2016
Are you ready for the bedazzled, candied, blinking, eating free-for-all that is Christmas? Think candy canes and confetti cookies and holiday cupcakes are too too cute? Beware; the cute holiday foodstuffs are an army that march on Christmas with dire warnings about the pe More  →
The 12 AGGRESSIVELY ADORABLE Stages of Christmas