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10 Awakenings You'll Have First Semester

By Jason SaenzOctober 7, 2014
Heading off to college is filled with life lessons, but none will be as shocking and UNAVOIDABLE as these 10 here. So buckle up, young freshman. You are about to get some serious credits in the class called Life. 1. You Can Eat Whatever You Like,... More  →
10 Awakenings You'll Have First Semester

You've Officially Been Out-Geeked: Meet the World's Biggest Harry Potter Fan!

By Ashley Brooke RobertsOctober 7, 2014
Contrary to popular belief, YOU are not the world’s biggest Harry Potter fan; instead, it's Asher Silva Vargas, a 37-year-old lawyer from Mexico. He’s spent the last 14 years amassing figurines, sweaters, wands, and every scrap of Potter merchandise that comes his way (including that sweet... More  →
You've Officially Been Out-Geeked: Meet the World's Biggest <em>Harry Potter</em> Fan!
HOW GOOD ARE YOUR EYEBALLS? Take Our Spot-the-Difference Vision Test

HOW GOOD ARE YOUR EYEBALLS? Take Our Spot-the-Difference Vision Test

By andrew joanisOctober 7, 2014
There are four differences between the top and bottom picture. CAN YOU IDENTIFY THEM BEFORE THE CLOCK RUNS OUT?Answers:Jim needs a break from his internship. More  →

Auntie SparkNotes: Should I Date When My Body Is Such a Mess?

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 6, 2014
Hi Auntie! I apologize in advance if this seems like a headache squished into email form, but I am genuinely so confused and sick of overthinking that I would love a second opinion. The problem started when I lost about 50 pounds over the course of eight... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Should I Date When My Body Is Such a Mess?

What Your Patronus Says About You!

By Andrew TavinOctober 6, 2014
If you've read Harry Potter (who are we kidding with that "if"), you probably know all about the Patronus charm. In case you need a refresher, it's a spell that produces a sparkling, animal-shaped guardian, often used to ward off dementors. A Patronus reflects its... More  →
What Your Patronus Says About You!

How to Party Like a Philosophy Major

By Jason SaenzOctober 6, 2014
Some people study rocks at university, while others study vertebrate taxonomy, or economics or languages. But SPECIAL PEOPLE study things like "why do I exist?" and "are we all just the dreams of a flying tortoise?" Whether or not you're studying philosophy, you can harness... More  →
How to Party Like a Philosophy Major

Homecoming Themes: Real or Fake?

By Jason SaenzOctober 6, 2014
Every school wants to make its homecoming dance THE dance to go to, but sometimes in the quest to attain true originality, student councils can go a little overboard. Think you've seen every weird homecoming theme in the book? Then take this quiz, answering "real"... More  →
Homecoming Themes: Real or Fake?

I Went to Australia and All You Got Were These Am*zing Videos of Koalas and Wombats!

By Janet ManleyOctober 6, 2014
For the past couple of weeks, chief responsibility for the Cumberbatch watch, John Oliver crushathon and coverage of Harry Potter conspiracy theories has fallen to the other Sparkitor geniuses while I frolicked in my homeland, New Holland Australia. BUT IT WAS... More  →
I Went to Australia and All You Got Were These Am*zing Videos of Koalas and Wombats!

The Story of the OT - Chapter 1

By KoalapearOctober 6, 2014
So this is the first chapter. I honestly have no idea where this is going. Kudo's if you spot both references (which shouldn't be too hard). Please excuse the less than wonderful picture. I will try to have better ones next time.   The Story of the... More  →