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Auntie SparkNotes: My Boyfriend Went to a Strip Club

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 5, 2016
Hi Auntie, Me and my boyfriend of one year are in a wonderful relationship, even though it's long distance. We both go to two different college but always try to facetime when we're free and visit each other as often as we can. However, this past... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: My Boyfriend Went to a Strip Club

October Horoscopes!!

By Jon_SkindzierOctober 4, 2016
They say that blood is thicker than water, Aries, which explains what went wrong with your incredibly grisly fish tank. They also say that the proof of the pudding is in the eating, which excuses the failure of all your theoretical pudding proofs. In honor of Halloween, your More  →
October Horoscopes!!

The Harry Potter Movies, Ranked from Best to Worst

By ElodieOctober 4, 2016
The worst part about being alive is, inarguably, having to get out of bed every single morning. The best part is that sometimes we get out of bed to find that Warner Bros. has said, "Screw it, let’s just play the Harry Potter... More  →
The Harry Potter Movies, Ranked from Best to Worst

Auntie SparkNotes: Can I *Not* Take My Significant Other to Prom?

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 3, 2016
Dear Auntie SparkNotes, This may be the earliest prom-related letter you have received yet! So here is my situation: I am going into senior year and some of my friends are already throwing around prom ideas. This makes me remember junior prom. I went with them to... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Can I *Not* Take My Significant Other to Prom?

How to Tell if You're the Chosen One

By ElodieOctober 3, 2016
Sometimes knowing you’re the Chosen One isn’t as easy as being told, straight-up, that you’re destined for greater things. Sometimes knowing you're the Chosen One means picking up on subtle clues and slowly coming to terms with the fact that you’re the prince that was promised,... More  →
How to Tell if You're the Chosen One

Auntie SparkNotes: What If My Future Workplace Is Full of Sexists?!

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 30, 2016
Dear Auntie, Do you have any advice for me on how to handle sexist/racist/discriminatory comments and not let it discourage me from going for what I want? You see, my career plans involve becoming an army medic first (hopefully) and then going on to become a... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: What If My Future Workplace Is Full of Sexists?!

Auntie SparkNotes: I Think My Neighbor Is Spying On Me

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 28, 2016
Dear Auntie, Before we begin, I would like to say that I live in an area of town where the houses are old, close together, and walls thin. Following that, I have this neighbor. She's been trouble since she moved in a few months ago. She had... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Think My Neighbor Is Spying On Me

BREAKING: Check Out the Final Trailer for Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them!

By ElodieSeptember 28, 2016
"Time is running out, Mr. Scamander." OKAY. We are, by my count, 50 days, seven hours, and twelve emotional dry-heaving sessions away from having Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them beamed straight into our anxious eyeballs. I do not have the clarity of language to tell you how... More  →
BREAKING: Check Out the Final Trailer for <em>Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them</em>!

Auntie SparkNotes: I've Never Had a Group of Friends

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 26, 2016
Hey Auntie, I'm 22 years old, and I'm in my final year in college. I want to say that for me, college has not been that amazing four years where you meet lifelong friends through crazy experiences. I entered college with a difficult major and ended... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I've Never Had a Group of Friends

Auntie SparkNotes: I Can't Forgive Myself for Getting Intimate With This Guy

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 23, 2016
Dear Auntie, I have a situation that has been bothering me for longer than I ever thought it would. I had a thing with a guy my last semester of college. I was head over heels for him, and though we didn't talk about feelings always,... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Can't Forgive Myself for Getting Intimate With This Guy