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Auntie SparkNotes: Which Guy Do I Choose?

By kat_rosenfieldApril 12, 2017
Our beloved Auntie SparkNotes, I'm in a bit of a pinch and I'm not sure what I am to do. The beginning of my problems was the fact that I was broken up with the day before Valentine's day (I cried for about an hour) but... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Which Guy Do I Choose?

"I Wanna See You Be Brave": Empowering Lyrics by Our Fave Female Artists

By Steffi Lynn and Lizzie OwenApril 12, 2017
Every song lyric in this stunning slideshow is pretty much our life motto; we try to say "Who run the world? GIRLS" and "I LOVE MY BUTT AND I WON'T SHUT UP," at least once a day (sometimes more, depending on how good we're feeling about our butts in a given 24-hour period). More  →
"I Wanna See You Be Brave": Empowering Lyrics by Our Fave Female Artists

30 Things You Could Be Doing Instead of Homework

By ElodieApril 11, 2017
You weren’t planning on doing your homework today anyway. Don’t lie to me, I know you. I’ve been you. Here are a bunch of things you could be doing instead, so at least you’re doing something: 1. Floss. 2. Watch YouTube videos of guinea pigs running mazes... More  →
30 Things You Could Be Doing Instead of Homework

Weird Signs That a Guy Might Like You

By Jon_SkindzierApril 11, 2017
A boy is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside of some clothes, hopefully. Sometimes he will demonstrate he likes you by saying "I like you," to you, with his mouth. Other times he will demonstrate that he likes you by hiding behind a potted plant until you have left the ro More  →
Weird Signs That a Guy Might Like You

Auntie SparkNotes: I Want to Be Ready to Date

By kat_rosenfieldApril 10, 2017
Hi Auntie, I have been dealing with this issue for a while now. First off, I made a promise when I was younger that I wouldn't date till college. Now I'm a college freshman who wants to date, but still don't feel ready—even though I want... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Want to Be Ready to Date

April Horoscopes!

By Jon_SkindzierApril 10, 2017
To make a long story, short, Aries, you should just omit most of it. In honor of April being Volunteer Month, your volunteering idea is to collect coats from the closets of people who are detrimental to society and throw them into the ocean. More  →
April Horoscopes!

Sparklers, We Made These Illos JUST FOR YOU

By Lizzie OwenApril 3, 2017
SPARKLEBUTTS, our entire lives are devoted to a single purpose: MAKING YOU HAPPY. (And also starring alongside Chris Pratt in the big-screen adapation of our forthcoming autobiography, Love in the Time of Velociraptors, Or How We Kidnapped Chris Pratt and Forced Him to St More  →
Sparklers, We Made These Illos JUST FOR YOU

Auntie SparkNotes: I Hate College

By kat_rosenfieldMarch 31, 2017
Dear Auntie SparkNotes, I started college this past fall and, thanks to some accelerated courses in high school, I am considered a sophomore. Being a sophomore means that I need to decide a major ASAP so I can start taking the necessary courses. The problem, however,... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Hate College

The 15 Most Important Slashfic Pairings of Our Time

By ElodieMarch 31, 2017
Let’s take a hot second to talk about why slash fiction is important. If you’re outside the cultural milieu on this one, slash fiction is a sub-genre of fanfiction that focuses on same-sex relationships, and it’s a result of a society that’s largely heteronormative. More  →
The 15 Most Important Slashfic Pairings of Our Time

Tough Conversations 101: How to Say What's On Your Mind

By Emily BrownMarch 31, 2017
The New Year (soonish) feels like a good time to have a chat about tough conversations—the ones that put a little knot in your stomach, or, if you're me, make you stress-eat a sleeve of pistachio cookies. Mustering up the courage to... More  →
Tough Conversations 101: How to Say What's On Your Mind