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Liger, Schmiger: We've Got Your New Animal Hybrids Right Here

By Bo Larkin and Caitlin JefkoApril 3, 2014
Welcome to the Sparklife Hybrid Animal Burrow and Menagerie (SHABAM)! Here you can see some of the rarest, most dangerous animals on the planet, and maybe even take one home with you (we can't be held responsible for gorings, feeding mishaps, or cuddling disasters). Pet at y More  →
Liger, Schmiger: We've Got Your New Animal Hybrids Right Here

Fro-Yo, Tornadoes, & the Thrill of the Hunt: Emma Goes to PRAHM!

By SparkLifeApril 3, 2014
Catch up on Emma's previous prom posts right here! THE HUNTING PARTY: Three valiant and skilled huntresses (April, our other bestie Avani, and myself) THE LOCATION: A long and perilous voyage through the chiffon jungle (a prom dress store 30 minutes away) THE TARGET: THE ONE!... More  →
Fro-Yo, Tornadoes, & the Thrill of the Hunt: Emma Goes to PRAHM!

Shailene Woodley's Hottest Looks, As Ranked By Her Maybe-Boyfriend Theo James

By Chelsea DaggerApril 3, 2014
AH, TRIS AND FOUR, the two best-lookin' Dauntlesses (Dauntlessi? Dauntleesers?) in post-apocalypse Chicago. They've been struttin' their butts across the globe to fete their blockbuster film, and with each stop of the press tour, Shailene seems to get more gorgeous. But what More  →
Shailene Woodley's Hottest Looks, As Ranked By Her Maybe-Boyfriend Theo James

The Worst Parental Ideas in Movie History

By Monique MadridApril 3, 2014
Movies can bring the whole family together and create memories that last a lifetime. However, they can also be an inspiration for stupid parenting ideas. Really, Footloose, you thought it was a good idea to ban dancing? What did you think would happen when you outlawed... More  →
The Worst Parental Ideas in Movie History

Blogging Vampire Academy: Part 7

By Jason SaenzApril 2, 2014
Velcome back, neckbiters! Last time on Blogging Vampire Academy, the Queen of the Moroi, Tatiana, visited the school and reamed out Lissa in front of the entire academy. Mia used Jesse to spread the rumor that Rose is a blood whore! It's not looking... More  →
Blogging Vampire Academy: Part 7

The New Nerd Holidays

By Bo Larkin and Erika GeorgeApril 2, 2014
Ahoy, mateys! It’s not talk like a pirate day, nor do we think that needs to be done more than once a year. What does need to happen is the creation of more fun, nerdy themed holidays. Think of it as the shamrock in your shake, the glitter on your pony, the Elvish loanwo More  →
The New Nerd Holidays

Your Peers Have Voted: Here Is a List of "Cool Things"

By Janet ManleyApril 2, 2014
I'm calling fiddlesticks on this list of things compiled from a Reddit thread that asked teens "what's cool?" First, there is NOTHING—nothing—more daggy than sidling up to someone and asking, "So, hey, I was wondering... what's cool nowadays?" "Nowadays!!!" lollollollollollollol One of the items... More  →
Your Peers Have Voted: Here Is a List of

13 Signs You'll Always Be a Girl Scout, and You Like it That Way

By Chrissie GruebelApril 2, 2014
There’s SO MUCH MORE to being a Girl Scout than the whole cookie madness: for real, being a scout is a whole thing. There are laws to learn. There are promises to remember. There’s a uniform! And if you were a member of an illustrious troop... More  →
13 Signs You'll Always Be a Girl Scout, and You Like it That Way

April 2014 Horoscopes

By Jon_SkindzierApril 2, 2014
Spring is in the air, Aries (but only due to an explosion at a nearby spring factory). If you are in Minnesota you are still surrounded by snow drifts. But stay positive; pleasant weather is right around the corner (but only in the sense that if you turned the corner and wal More  →
April 2014 Horoscopes