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Twin Peaks Spoke to Me

By Vitoria BasMay 25, 2017
Starting with the theme song... More  →
Twin Peaks Spoke to Me

Auntie SparkNotes: I Joined the Alt-Right 'Cause I'm Mad at My Ex

By kat_rosenfieldMay 24, 2017
Dear Auntie, I'm a 19-year-old college student with a bone to pick with the millennial sex life. Or the millennial political environment. Or really anything my professors tell me I'm supposed to like. The last girl I dated was an ardent feminist, which I also followed along... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Joined the Alt-Right 'Cause I'm Mad at My Ex

Awards for When You Need a Pat on the Back (You Deserve Them ALL)

By Steffi LynnMay 23, 2017
Because awards in the post-elementary school phase of life are few and far between, we asked the lovely Steffi Lynn to illustrate trophies you should present yourself ANY time you need a little extra mood boost.-The EdsP.S. THEY ARE AHHHH-DORABLE.P.P.S. Pro tip: Print t More  →
Awards for When You Need a Pat on the Back (You Deserve Them ALL)

Auntie SparkNotes: How Can I Distance Myself from My Needy Sorta-Boyfriend?

By kat_rosenfieldMay 22, 2017
Hi Auntie SparkNotes! 1. How can I help a trans friend who struggles with dysphoria and depression, whose parents refuse to allow them to go to therapy? 2. More importantly, how can I do this from a distance, because this "friend" is actually more of a... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: How Can I Distance Myself from My Needy Sorta-Boyfriend?

Every Conversation You Will Have at the End of the School Year

By ElodieMay 22, 2017
Things change, but at least the conversations we’re having at the end of every school year will always stay the same. The end of times could be nigh, and we would still be saying, “Have a great summer!” as civilization crumbled around us, provided it... More  →
Every Conversation You Will Have at the End of the School Year

6 Common Mistakes People Make When Choosing a College

By Catherina GioinoMay 22, 2017
Congratulations! Your hard work, persistence, and all of that excessive lying subtle padding on your applications have finally paid off: you got into college! Now it’s time to kick back and relax with many, many burritos and all of the Netflix: your work here is done. EXCEPT IT’S... More  →
6 Common Mistakes People Make When Choosing a College

Auntie SparkNotes: What's the Big Deal with Forgiveness?

By kat_rosenfieldMay 19, 2017
Dear Auntie SparkNotes, I am, as the kids say, suffering. I'm in a really complicated situation with one of my best friends and my dad right now and I could really use some unbiased, third-party advice. My dad is a selfish person and emotionally abusive. He's forced... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: What's the Big Deal with Forgiveness?

What You Should (& Shouldn't) Take Into Consideration When Choosing A College

By Orli SpiererMay 19, 2017
Choosing a college is a lot like competing in the Triwizard Tournament—you make the wrong choice, and all of sudden Cedric Diggory is dead, and you’re in a creepy graveyard with a dumb trophy and Lord Voldemort. (This analogy may be... More  →
What You Should (& Shouldn't) Take Into Consideration When Choosing A College

Dream Graduation Speakers, Ranked

By Taylor NolesMay 18, 2017
With graduation comes commencement speeches, and with commencement speeches comes a 3-hour monologue about the misery awaiting you in the real world, delivered by your profusely sweaty principal. Thrilling, yes? No. Here are some fresher choices for your consideration: 10. Maleficent Pros: Killer cheeckbones, fierce, fashionable, elegant, great speaking... More  →
Dream Graduation Speakers, Ranked

Auntie SparkNotes: Am I a Sheeple?

By kat_rosenfieldMay 17, 2017
Dear Auntie, It's been dawning on me lately that I might be easily persuaded into things with hardly any critical thought, even though I'm already twenty years old. Not sure if this is the case, though, so I wanted to ask you for advice. Let me... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Am I a Sheeple?