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16 Signs You Were a Leash Kid

By Anthony DeVitoApril 18, 2014
That man is a little off! That’s because, as a boy, he was never off... the LEASH, that is! Here’s a couple ways you can tell you were a leash kid! When you see a dog chained to a fence or a bike rack... More  →
16 Signs You Were a Leash Kid

It's About to Get GATSBY Up In Here: Brett Blogs Prom!

By SparkLifeApril 18, 2014
Catch up on Brett's previous posts right here! Guess what my prom theme is? It’s……THE GREAT GATSBY!!!!!!!! Okay, okay, I know this book is a tragedy and whatnot, but can we just forget that insignificant fact for one night? The Great Gatsby is not only a... More  →
It's About to Get GATSBY Up In Here: Brett Blogs Prom!

The 8 Alter-Egos of Katniss Everdeen

By kat_rosenfieldApril 18, 2014
Katniss Everdeen, the Girl on Fire, and the reigning champion of the 74th Annual (and final!) Hunger Games. But we bet you've never been introduced to... More  →
The 8 Alter-Egos of Katniss Everdeen

The 12 Kinds of Hugs

By Bo Larkin and Caitlin JefkoApril 18, 2014
To hug or not to hug? Once you’ve decided to answer that question with a warm embrace, the next decision to make is what kind of hug you're embarking on. Would you hug a tree the same way you’d hug your mother? If the answer is yes, please contact us immediately. You may More  →
The 12 Kinds of Hugs

ALBY Returns Monday!

By Emily WinterApril 18, 2014
I despise bearing bad news (shouldn't have gotten that tattoo that says "We've run out of cheese."), but the gods at SparkNotes HQ sent us a last-minute email saying our office is closing at 1 today, and we should get the heck out and enjoy... More  →
ALBY Returns Monday!

Bust Out Your Astronaut Glue, Butts, 'Cuz We're Gettin' CRAFTY

By Chelsea DaggerApril 18, 2014
Now that we've mastered (and/or permanently tarnished) the culinary arts, I've decided that we should broaden our DIY horizons! Today, we're taking on the craftiest of all crafts: GLUING STUFF TO SUNGLASSES TO TURN THEM INTO EVEN BETTER SUNGLASSES. Confused? Dazzled? Suffering from seasonal... More  →
Bust Out Your Astronaut Glue, Butts, 'Cuz We're Gettin' CRAFTY

Red-Carpet Worthy Prom Looks Inspired By Emma Watson, JLAW, and TSwift!

By Chelsea DaggerApril 18, 2014
Tell me if this scenario sounds familiar: You're standing outside Emma Watson's apartment. You're dressed in a superbly unconvincing homemade tree costume. You're primed and ready for Emma to walk by, at which point you will drop-tackle her, steal a single strand of her hair More  →
Red-Carpet Worthy Prom Looks Inspired By Emma Watson, JLAW, and TSwift!

A Mankler's Guide To Prom: Slaying the Mid-Prom Beast

By wesley_fouseApril 18, 2014

When we last left off, you were taught how to successfully pick up your date for prom while smelling fresh and delicious. With a fresh bottle of OldSpice in hand, you may feel that the crusade is over, but I assure you

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A Mankler's Guide To Prom: Slaying the Mid-Prom Beast

Come On Down to India's Big Democratic House Party! BYOV (Bring Your Own Votes)

By H. Alan ScottApril 17, 2014

India has the second-largest population in the world, clocking in at over 1.24 billion people, just 100 million shy of China, but who’s counting? That’s like, three times how many people are in the United States. Now consider how screwy the U.S.

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Come On Down to India's Big Democratic House Party! BYOV (Bring Your Own Votes)