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20 Things You Can ONLY Do When You're Single

By Monique MadridApril 24, 2014
Sure, being in a relationship has its perks and can be especially convenient during the holidays, but outside of the crappy made-up holiday (we're looking at you, V Day), being single is a status to be celebrated! Especially, because there are some things you can... More  →
20 Things You Can ONLY Do When You're Single

THE CRUSH CHRONICLES: BEN

By Janet ManleyApril 24, 2014
Janet has crushed on just about everything, from boys to rowing coaches to English teachers to ski patrollers to boys with mohawks to Jack Black to Nick Miller. At times, she has worried that her crushability might not have a limit. What next, she has worried, a... More  →
THE CRUSH CHRONICLES: BEN

TRAGEDY STRIKES: Student Falls for Miss America, Is Suspended

By Ashley Brooke RobertsApril 24, 2014
Once again, “the man” is trying to keep “civilians” (a high school student) away from “the royalty” (Miss America). Is this a CLASS THING? Isn’t this a free coutry? WHAT IS IT WITH STATUS AND SEPARATION? WE ARE ALL CITIZENS OF HUMANITY! HOW MANY STAR-CROSS'D... More  →
TRAGEDY STRIKES: Student Falls for Miss America, Is Suspended

HEATIN' UP: 5 Outfits We Can't Wait to Wear This Summer!

By Chelsea DaggerApril 24, 2014
If I had my sweaty druthers, we would all wear air-conditioned space suits anytime the temperature rose above 72 degrees. UNFORTUNATELY, air-conditioned space suits have yet to be invented, which is the single greatest failure of our generation (well, that and our apparent i More  →
HEATIN' UP: 5 Outfits We Can't Wait to Wear This Summer!

Blogging Vampire Academy: Part 10

By Jason SaenzApril 23, 2014
Last time on Blogging Vampire Academy, Rose and Lissa went shopping for the big dance but Rose broke her ankle on the way home. Yikes! Thankfully, Lissa was there to heal her although she just about sapped herself into the mat doing it.... More  →
Blogging Vampire Academy: Part 10

Quiz: Are You Rosencrantz or Guildenstern?

By KathApril 23, 2014
Are you always a courtier and never a Hamlet? Are you destined to play the fool, submitting ignorantly to your own destiny before being hung by pirates? We can't all be heroes, and not all fools are alike! Take our quiz and see... More  →
Quiz: Are You Rosencrantz or Guildenstern?

Worst Pamphlet Ever Instructs Kids To Enable Bullies

By kat_rosenfieldApril 23, 2014
If there were a prize for the worst bullying awareness backfire in history, it would be officially awarded, forever, to Zeman Elementary School in Lincoln, Nebraska. Last week, a group of unsuspecting Zeman fifth graders were sent home with a list of instructions detailing proper... More  →
Worst Pamphlet Ever Instructs Kids To Enable Bullies

100 Ways to Kiss

By Brandon SpecktorApril 23, 2014
Kissing someone for the first time is always scary. What if you kiss boring? What if your breath smells? What if the person you’re kissing is actually just a tower of French bulldogs in a human costume? Embarrassment almost surely awaits. The good news is that... More  →
100 Ways to Kiss

It's Da Newz With H. Alan!

By H. Alan ScottApril 22, 2014
Hey Sparklers! I'm gonna lay down all the news from this week that you'll need to know in order to sound smarter and more fly and well read. You're welcome! For next week, pop any issues you'd like me to discuss in the comments! - H. ... More  →
It's Da Newz With H. Alan!

Pickup Lines For Inside A Jet Wheel Well

By Monique MadridApril 22, 2014
This week, a teen survived a flight from California to Hawaii in the wheel well of a commercial 747, despite freezing temperatures and a cruising altitude of 38,000 feet. In case you ever find yourself holed up in a Boeing wheel well with someone... More  →
Pickup Lines For Inside A Jet Wheel Well