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Presenting Your 2014 Grammy Nominations!

Presenting Your 2014 Grammy Nominations!

It's the most wonderful time of the year! Whoa, not so fast, Christmas; you'll have your time to shine. How about decking your halls with some patience? We're talking about Grammy season! The 2014 Grammy nominations have been announced, and we're here to provide you with all the information. The King of Brooklyn himself, Jay-Z, leads the field with 9 total nominations, including one for Best Rap Album. Justin Timberlake, Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, Pharrell, and Kendrick Lamar also have reason to throw some confetti in the air like they just don't care, earning 7 nominations a piece.

Let's take a look at the nominees in a few of the most prestigious categories!

1. "Get Lucky" -Daft Punk & Pharrell Williams
2. "Royals" -Lorde
3. "Locked Out Of Heaven" -Bruno Mars
4. "Radioactive" -Imagine Dragons
5. "Blurred Lines" -Robin Thicke Featuring T.I. & Pharrell

1. "Just Give Me A Reason" -Pink Featuring Nate Ruess
2. "Locked Out Of Heaven"  -Bruno Mars
3. "Roar" -Katy Perry
4. "Royals" -Lorde
5. "Same Love" -Macklemore & Ryan Lewis Featuring Mary Lambert

1. James Blake
2. Kendrick Lamar
3. Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
4. Kacey Musgraves
5. Ed Sheeran

1. "The Blessed Unrest" - Sara Bareilles
2. "Random Access Memories" - Daft Punk
3. "Good Kid, M.A.A.D City" - Kendrick Lamar
4. "The Heist" - Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
5. "Red" - Taylor Swift

There's a lot to like and and even a little to love regarding this year's Grammy nominations. We're going to take a look at a few of our favorite stories with a little game we're going to call: "Like, Like, LOVE." It's similar to "Duck, Duck, Goose" except you won't be forced to touch the disgusting, unwashed SCALPS of all your classmates.

Get your act together, adults who come up with children's games!

Like: Ed Sheeran's Best New Artist nomination.

Like: Lorde's "Royals" Song of the Year nomination.

LOVE: Sara Bareilles' Album of the Year nomination for "The Blessed Unrest."

When Bareilles found out about her nomination, the talented singer-songwriter said she "proceeded to scream into the phone for about 20 minutes" and described herself as being "over the moon" regarding the nomination. This is what we're looking for in a Grammy Award winner! And good music too, I suppose.

Bareilles' nomination is like a nomination for all underdogs. A win for her would be like a Grammy for all of us, and until the Grammys add a "Most consecutive days wearing pajama pants" category, Bareilles is the best shot we have at winning.

While "The Blessed Unrest" is a deserving nominee, we understand the realities. If any female singer-songwriter captures the Album of the Year award, it will most likely be Taylor Swift. Listen, we adore Taylor Swift. Her youthful, energetic tunes and tongue-in-cheek romantic foibles are endearing, but Swift needs another Grammy like I need another peanut butter sandwich. And guess what, I'M ALLERGIC TO PEANUTS.

Swift's award show dominance is so prodigious that the Internet needs a separate Wikipedia page to list her bevy of (deserved) musical accomplishments. Sara Bareilles or bust for Album of the Year.

The Grammy Awards will air on CBS January 26th, 2014 at 8 p.m. EST. You can view the entire list of nominees on the official Grammy Awards website.

Who will you be rooting for on Grammy night?

[Via Huffington Post]

Topics: Celebs & Stuff
Tags: katy perry, taylor swift, music, pop music, bruno mars, daft punk, pink, sara bareilles, the grammys, ed sheeran, imagine dragons, macklemore, robin thicke, james blake, kendrick lamar

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