Ah, summer! A time for crappy jobs, vacations with your parents, and… smellier smells? Yep: heat intensifies scent. And with all that extra odor, you might want to put some extra thought into what you spray yourself with in the morning.
Whether it’s a designer scent, designer knock-off scent, eau du whatever happens to be in your backpack at the time, or your body’s natural odor (which isn’t necessarily a bad thing), there’s probably some meaning to whatever Nose Treat you’re gracing the planet with.
Below, a completely visceral analysis of what your scent says about you. (Not to knock science, but we think there’s some merit in knee-jerk reactions. They save time. Also, our lab coat is at the cleaner’s.)
Floral
You wish your name was Rain. Your idea of a good date is spinning in a field while a trio of butterflies circles around your long flowy hair. It doesn’t really matter what your date is doing. In fact, you’re not sure he’s even here anymore.
Deodorant
You are a back-to-basics type. To you, changing up your look means picking a different white, black, or grey shirt, depending on what you’re scheduled to eat for lunch on any given day. You want to be a lawyer, just like your dad, and you haven’t gotten a different haircut since 7th grade.
Spicy
You minx! You never fail to stand out, whether it’s because you wore a boa to your summer school English class this morning, or because you performed your own solo version of “Rehab” during choir practice. You’re trying to attract other free-thinkers, or someone who might go with you to see the midnight Rocky Horror.
Motor Oil
You are ALL DUDE. You have a pet snake named Ike Turner, you’ve never driven anything smaller than an H2, and your idea of the perfect girl is anyone who wears a lot of leather and gets all excited about the idea of a romantic night at a tractor pull.
Designer/Faux Designer
You’re trying to attract people who match your social stature—Valedictorians, Other Cheerleaders, and That One Guy Who Swears He’s Gonna Be President.
Artificial Grape
Your summer job is CIT at a day camp for elementary school kids, and your social life is now nonexistent thanks to a 6 a.m. start time and a day spent chasing first-graders around a scorching hot playground. When you do manage to drag yourself to a party, all you know how to talk about is Spongebob, Dr. Seuss, and shapes.
Drakkar Noir
You’re trying to attract babes. In 1995.
Chicken
You’re trying to attract dingoes.
Monkeys
You have a cooler life than we could ever dream of and, quite possibly, problems we could never imagine.
What scents do you love? What's your scent of choice? What do you thinks it says about you? And has anyone ever told you it's saying something way different?
By: Jen_MacNeil
Topics: Life
Tags: personality, summer, perfume
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