You take things without asking. You want an extra helping. You're getting fat. All you think about is other people's stuff and how to get it. You dream about gold statuettes. You coo ecstatically when you see a dollar. You covet, basically, although Moses said thou shalt better not!

But what does it all mean? How greedy are you, really? That is, if someone, in a test-like format, assigned a number to your "Greediness," what would that number be? You think about that.

Only the SparkNotes Greed Test will tell you for sure!