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If Your High School Life Were a Movie

By Ashley SpencerSeptember 8, 2010
Is your real life like any of the amazing and cheesy movies about teenagers? Probably not, unless your mom happens to be an awesome screenwriter who’s actually writing something loosely based on your life in order to pay for your college tuition. But if your... More  →
If Your High School Life Were a Movie

Movie Review: Going the Distance

By Rachel KorowitzSeptember 7, 2010
Once upon a time, I was in a long-distance relationship, and to say that it was "terrible" would be doing a disservice to the word "terrible." Save this information for later. Now, the recap! AND PRETTY MUCH SPOILERS FROM HERE ON IN. Meet Drew Barrymore! She's' a no-nonsense... More  →
Movie Review: Going the Distance

"You Go, Glen Coco!" Let's Discuss Mean Girls

By Dan_BergsteinSeptember 3, 2010
Mean Girls is that rare comedy that lives up to the hype. Usually when a friend recommends a funny movie or book, he is over-selling it. (BTW: Hot Tub Time Machine isn’t that great. So stop telling me how great it is, Grandma.) But... More  →

A Sparkler's Favorite 90s Shows

By ContributorSeptember 3, 2010
Thanks, Purpleabsofsteel. Now we have the GUTS theme song stuck in our heads. —Sparkitors I will admit that there are some pretty fantastic TV shows out there, like Dr. Who and Glee, for example. But for some reason I’m attracted to shows that will... More  →
A Sparkler's Favorite 90s Shows

The Best of YouTube

By ContributorSeptember 2, 2010
Thanks for all the awesome video recommendations, SamanthaTheCherry!—Sparkitors I'll admit it: I'm more than a little in love with YouTube. I probably check it 7-12 times a day to see if charlieissocoollike or ... More  →
The Best of YouTube

How to Get Rid of the SparkNotes Stalker Using Twilight Torture

By ContributorAugust 31, 2010
LilyChrome and randomness2325 refuse to believe that "/account/" is as site glitch. *shakes head and walks away* —Sparkitors All you Sparklers have a stalker, and it's the same "person" stalking all of you. If you don't believe us, go to Manage Sparkfriends... More  →
How to Get Rid of the SparkNotes Stalker Using Twilight Torture

7 Things Never to Text Your Crush

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 31, 2010
Over the course of human history, texting has always been the preferred way for lovestruck young people to flirtatiously interact with their would-be crushes—dating all the way back to the days of early man, when teenage neanderthals sent text messages complimenting each other's mammoth-hunting skills,... More  →
7 Things Never to Text Your Crush

10 Things Summer Boredom Taught Me

By ContributorAugust 26, 2010
We like that headintheclouds007 isn't afraid to admit that she's bored. Or that The Siuation gives good advice. —Sparkitors For me and many others, summer is also synonymous with ENDLESS BOREDOM. I mean, not every day is all ponies and sunshine, right? Well, actually... More  →
10 Things Summer Boredom Taught Me

Black Swan Trailer, or "Natalie Portman, What Is Up With Your Shoulders?"

By Rachel KorowitzAugust 25, 2010
Black Swan won't even be in the theaters until December, but a far-off release date can't stop this dedicated Splogger from bringing you the lowdown. And lo and behold, there's an official trailer! Let's see what we can figure out from two minutes... More  →
Black Swan Trailer, or

Four Reasons Not to Watch The Secret Life of the American Teenager

By ContributorAugust 25, 2010
foreveryoung382 is ANGRY about Secret Life, and we can see why. We tried watching it once—definitely not as good as Pretty Little Liars. —Sparkitors When the show The Secret Life of the American Teenager first came out, I admit, I watched it. It was... More  →
Four Reasons Not to Watch The Secret Life of the American Teenager