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Gifts For That Special Someone's Secret Laboratory (aka Cool Nerd Merch)

Gifts For That Special Someone's Secret Laboratory (aka Cool Nerd Merch)

By Abbey ClarkeDecember 10, 2014
GET INTO YOUR MILLENIUM FALCONS and GET YOUR BUTTS INTO HYPERSPEED, the season of gift giving is almost upon us! (Though we are sure gifts are welcome in other seasons as well.)We know that the nerdy runs deep among Sparklers, so we searched the internet high and low for the More  →

Get Your Dork on With Frank Portman's Hyperrrr Sequel King Dork Approximately, Out Today!

By Janet ManleyDecember 9, 2014
ICYMI, Frank Portman is everything we wish we could be: unabashedly obsessed with Holden Caulfield, cursed with terrible nicknames, suspicious of teachers, and one of the funniest authors OF. ALL. TIME. You may already be in love with his YA creation, Tom Henderson, star... More  →
Get Your Dork on With Frank Portman's Hyperrrr Sequel <i>King Dork Approximately</i>, Out Today!
Vote for the Best of 2014 in the Sparky Awards

Vote for the Best of 2014 in the Sparky Awards

By Janet ManleyDecember 8, 2014
IT HAS BEEN A BIG YEAR, and not just for pantless red carpet appearances. We were gifted with the third Hunger Games film, Woody Harrelson's tardy realization that Chris and Liam Hemsworth were brothers, the Harry Potter legend in cave paintings,... More  →

MAKE ROOM on Your Christmas Playlists: Kristen Bell's New Song Shows You How to Flirt Via Text

By AddisonDecember 4, 2014
Human snowball of feist Kristen Bell is back as a fabulous BLONDE DOLL (she's a doll, an actual doll) in Straight No Chaser's new music video for "Text Me Merry Christmas," which will be the whipped cream to your eggnog if you are... More  →
MAKE ROOM on Your Christmas Playlists: Kristen Bell's New Song Shows You How to Flirt Via Text

Puppy Wakes From Nap to Sing "Let It Go"

By Sara JonssonDecember 3, 2014
You know the first time you heard Let it Go you had goosebumps ALL UP those arms and legs, and don't you  deny it.  Then you listened to it just enough times to learn the lyrics, and after that you could belt it out with... More  →
Puppy Wakes From Nap to Sing

Do You Want to Build Another Snowman? FROZEN 2 IS COMING, WE GUESS THE PLOT

By Nicole DiekerDecember 3, 2014
Idina Menzel made an important announcement over Thanksgiving weekend, telling The Guardian that a Frozen sequel and stage musical were both "in the works." DROPPING ALL PLANS, BUYING ONE-WAY TICKET TO NYC TO AUDITION FOR FROZEN THE MUSICAL. We'll have to beat out Anna Kendrick first,... More  →
Do You Want to Build Another Snowman? <i>FROZEN 2</i> IS COMING, WE GUESS THE PLOT

A Hot New Batch of Celebrity Crushes to Add to Your Collection

By Nicole DiekerDecember 1, 2014
Look, we are always going to have the softest of spots for Mr. Ansel Elgort, Ms. Taylor Swift, and the haunt-your-dreams phenomenon that is Sir Benedict Cumberbatch. (What do you mean he hasn't been knighted yet? This is a huge oversight. Somebody call Buckingham Palace right... More  →
A Hot New Batch of Celebrity Crushes to Add to Your Collection

Our Top 5 Superhero Boyfriends

By KathNovember 27, 2014
Okay, so on a practical level, dating a superhero may not be the best idea ever. They constantly put themselves in danger, and villains just love threatening them by kidnapping their loved ones (YOU, if you're one half of this superhuman tango). Plus, the whole world is pret More  →
Our Top 5 Superhero Boyfriends
<i>Jurassic World</i> Has the Exact Right Amount of Dinosaurs, Scared Faces and Strapping Chris Pratts

Jurassic World Has the Exact Right Amount of Dinosaurs, Scared Faces and Strapping Chris Pratts

By Janet ManleyNovember 26, 2014
WE ARE GIVING THANKS EARLY THIS YEAR, SPARKLERS, because the Jurassic World trailer has dropped its muddy, prehistoric foot right onto our hearts. (*hat tip Universal*) If you have been thinking to yourself: What I really want to see is Rise of the Planet of the Apes meets Guardians of the... More  →
We Obsess Over the <i>Mockingjay</i> Costumes Looking for Capitol Sssecretsss

We Obsess Over the Mockingjay Costumes Looking for Capitol Sssecretsss

By Janet ManleyNovember 24, 2014
We've already obsessed over our chat with Willow Shields, new Finnick, the red carpet bombs that everyone dropped at the premiere, behind-the-scenes goss about the chummy cast, and Mockingjay Part 1 itself, and now it is time to go FULL THEATER NERD on the costumes, which a More  →