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Why Are People Facepalming at Avril Lavigne's New Music Video?

By Janet ManleyApril 24, 2014
World's oldest sk8tr girl Avril Lavigne has a new music video, "Hello Kitty" (below), and it the poptocracy are not happy, deeming it racist and unlistenable (okay, only I am saying it's unlistenable, but everyone thinks it's racist). In the video, Avril jumps around... More  →
Why Are People Facepalming at Avril Lavigne's New Music Video?

Who Is the Bigger Woodnymph: Shailene or Alicia?

By Janet ManleyApril 23, 2014
You have already fallen in love with woodsprite/actress Tris Hazel Shailene Woodley and her carefree, hippy-dippy ways, but did you know that she hatched from the larger pistachio shell that is naturalist queen Cher Alicia Silverstone? SO IT IS WRITTEN IN THE RUNES. The Frisky... More  →
Who Is the Bigger Woodnymph: Shailene or Alicia?

The Hottest Crushes From Years Past

By Kathryn_WilliamsApril 21, 2014
You know how you think Theo James is the hottest slice of manpizza ever to sizzle his cheese on the silver screen? Well, before Theo James, there was a little someone who went by the initials JTT.  In the '80s and '90s, the hearts and lady eggs of the internet were reserve More  →
The Hottest Crushes From Years Past

Find Out Your Game of Thrones Prom Style!

By KathApril 18, 2014
Ah, prom. A night of romance! Illicit dancing! Subtly undermining other houses while promoting the glory of your own! To make it an extra-special evening, you’ll need a look that says, snub me on the dance floor, and you’ll pay the iron price! If you’re uncertain whi More  →
Find Out Your <i>Game of Thrones</i> Prom Style!

New Fault In Our Stars Footage Released, Jam-Packed With Metaphor

By Ashley Brooke RobertsApril 16, 2014
FLIRT ALERT: New The Fault In Our Stars footage has been released to the public and it’s A+ ADORABLE. Going after the movie’s key demographic—teens and adults who think they’re teens—Shailene Woodley and Ansel Elgort introduced a new clip from the yet-to-be-released movie adoptation of... More  →
New <i>Fault In Our Stars</i> Footage Released, Jam-Packed With Metaphor

If People Behaved Like Disney Characters, the World Would Be a Creepy Place

By Valerie BurnApril 15, 2014
Have you ever noticed how... creepy most Disney characters are? Take Ariel, for example. She has never even met Eric, and yet she's in love with him and spies on him all the time. Eric meets a perfect stranger—who doesn't seem to know how to... More  →
If People Behaved Like Disney Characters, the World Would Be a Creepy Place

Tris Wins "Best Character" at the MTV Movie Awards, Dystopian Future Registers Tremors

By Janet ManleyApril 14, 2014
In the end, 9 million of you tweeted #votetris, leaving #votekatniss and #voteloki in the dust, and ushering in a new era of tattooed, leather-wearing heroism at the MTV Movie Awards. FWIW, you the Sparklers voted Katniss to a narrow victory in our... More  →
Tris Wins

Always a Celebrity Bridesmaid, Never a Celebrity Bride

By Janet ManleyApril 8, 2014
For those of you dying to see JLaw get married to cutie pie Nicholas Hoult (he will always be eleven, wearing a terrible beanie in my mind; see below), and also for those of you terrified that JLaw will MARRY THE WRONG GUY (i.e., before... More  →
Always a Celebrity Bridesmaid, Never a Celebrity Bride

Shake Up Your Tuesday With This Hip Hop Floor Routine

By Bailey_SwilleyApril 8, 2014
Feeling a little dull today? Dreading the rest of the week? Then, snap out of it. Seriously... wake up! If that sweet pep talk of ours didn't work, then you need to check out Louisiana State University Lloimincia Hall's amazing hip hop-inspired floor routine. The college... More  →
Shake Up Your Tuesday With This Hip Hop Floor Routine

The Top 21 Teen Anthems of All Time

By Kathryn_WilliamsApril 4, 2014
No one makes a better anthem than a music group defending the sovereignty (or whatever) of teenagedom. From the '60s (as far back as YouTube will mostly allow us to go) to today, we've scoured the internets for the Greatest Teen Anthems of All Time—a mighty paean to anti-a More  →
The Top 21 Teen Anthems of All Time