It's official, Sparklers. Darren Criss, my boyfriend-who's-totally-going-out-with-me-even-though-he-won't-return-my-texts-or-acknowledge-my-existence, is going on a summer tour! He's always so busy with Glee and Starkid and being sexy that...
Is it a coincidence or some sick joke by the country's English teachers that Baz Luhrmann's ridiculously awesome-looking cinematic adaptation of The Great...
