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Blogging Wuthering Heights: Part 20

By ContributorNovember 19, 2010
20 weeks of Wuthering Heights?! Coffinmaker, we think you just made Bella smile. —Sparkitors Chapters XXIV-XXV Dead Cathy's daughter Cathy is getting more and more worldly by the moment. In the last chapter, she was engaging in a not-so-long-distance relationship, and now she's sneaking out... More  →
Blogging Wuthering Heights: Part 20

Blogging The Scarlet Letter: Part 2

By ContributorNovember 15, 2010
Wakwy's back to tell us about part two of sudsy soap drama (right?) The Scarlet Letter. –Sparkitors So, Hester (nickname suggestions? I get the feeling we’re going to hear a lot about her) is still standing in front of the townspeople, on cruel display, when she... More  →
Blogging The Scarlet Letter: Part 2

Blogging Wuthering Heights: Part 19

By ContributorNovember 12, 2010
Coffinmaker, we snort-laughed twice! —Sparkitors Chapters XXI-XXIII Gah! Heathcliff has a new evil plan! Maybe he just had this plan all along and I just realized it, but... Basically, he wants his son Linton to marry Cathy Junior, which is pretty iffy in and of... More  →
Blogging Wuthering Heights: Part 19

Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 21

By Dan_BergsteinNovember 11, 2010
Chapter Twenty-One: First Hunt Better Title: The Amazing Adventures of Super Bella and Her Sidekick, Lullaby Lad Thirsty Bella must kill her first wild animal, and Edward wants to show her how it's done in this bloody and bloody confusing chapter. I still question Edward and Bella's... More  →
Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 21

Blogging The Scarlet Letter: Part 1

By ContributorNovember 8, 2010
wakwy is taking on Puritan romance (kinda) The Scarlet Letter. Take it away, wakwy! –Sparkitors First off, I’d like to say that, by blogging a literary classic, I am in no way trying to imitate the illustrious Dan Bergstein’s fabulous insights on the More  →
Blogging The Scarlet Letter: Part 1

Blogging Wuthering Heights: Part 18

By ContributorNovember 5, 2010
Coffinmaker picks out his own photos. This one made us giggle. —Sparkitors Chapters XVIII-XX Nelly says these next few years are the happiest of her life. Well good, Nelly, I'm really glad you're happy. Because you probably didn't see the knife-gun's life essence depart from... More  →
Blogging Wuthering Heights: Part 18

Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 20

By Dan_BergsteinNovember 4, 2010
Chapter 20: New Better Title: Baby? What Baby? Bella is a fantastic mother, one who puts her child's safety ahead of all else, even if it means self-sacrifice and hardship. (Sarcasm Hand.) Bella is a horrible mother, one who would much rather make out with boys and... More  →
Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 20

Synchogirl117's Book Review: The Maze Runner

By ContributorNovember 4, 2010
You had us at "Mockingjay," synchrogirl117! –Sparkitors You know those annoying ads that pop up on the sides of your Facebook page telling you about things you might like? Sometimes, they’re totally correct! The other day, one of them read, "Love More  →
Synchogirl117's Book Review: The Maze Runner

Blogging Pride and Prejudice as if it Were a Teen Novel: Part 10

By Emily WinterNovember 4, 2010
Volume of the Second, Chapters 9-12 Lizzy is still on vacation at Charlotte and Mr. Collins' house. For five weeks! Five weeks isn't a vacation; it's a forever. I pretty much forgot everything that happened before Mr. Collins' house, including what his house is called. All I... More  →
Blogging Pride and Prejudice as if it Were a Teen Novel: Part 10

Pick-up Styles of the Literary and Famous

By Melissa AlbertNovember 1, 2010
Ever wondered how Edgar Allan Poe would've asked you to the school dance, were he not too busy marrying his cousin and dying mysteriously decades before you were born? We all know how Stephenie Meyer would do it (she'd boil a bunny rabbit and present... More  →