dianamer994 bravely faces Twi-haters—but will she win you over to the dark side?—Sparkitors
Ok, STOP. Put down those pitchforks, torches, and very sharp carrots (which incidentally make a weapon that is both healthy and delicious!) and listen before assaulting: I... More →
I’ve never been close enough to Anna Ingram to smell her.
In my head she smells like a library full of hardcover books with delicate, yellowing pages. I don’t know why. I guess I don’t really know what most girls smell like, but everyone makes a... More →
LIFE OF GIL
“And who are you?” Superintendent Calhoun looks at me.
“I’m Sam’s representation.”
Several stupid-looking board members mumble to each other at the makeshift, cafeteria conference table. Snooze. I swear at least 93 percent of them are wearing brown. A particularly unkempt old hag looks... More →
Chapter Six: Number Twelve, Grimmauld PlaceBetter Title: Why Is Hermione There?
Sorry for the delayed post. How was your Thanksgiving? Really? That sounds scary! Hope you and your mailbox are OK.
Back to the blog!
Harry arrives at the secret headquarters of the Order of the Phoenix,... More →
yodaitlin likes S. Meyer's sci fi novel, and she's not ashamed to admit it! —Sparkitors
The Host was released back in 2008,during what I refer to as “the dark ages”— the period of time when I, a Sparkler, liked Twilight. *hangs... More →
Is there anything better than sinking into a hamburger-shaped bean bag chair and opening a book you love? NOPE. Because the best thing in the world—bacon-covered foodstuffs and Joseph Gordon-Levitt aside—is finding a book that we truly connect with, a book that's always... More →
Arright, let’s get a move on: TRIPLE DOSE OF DEAR ALBERT THIS WEEK. —Sparkitors
“You want me to WHAT?!” Braden whispers as we walk down the hall.
“I ju-ju-just can’t take the pressure,” I say.
I can’t! I’ve been paralyzed for two whole weeks. I missed last week’s... More →
Scott-Free's Dating Tip of the Week: Don't bake your date cupcakes the color of Grawp's snot. It just won't go over well.
“Once you’re truly convinced you need The Rules, you should read this book over and over again until you’ve practically memorized it, then practice... More →
A quick look around your local bookstore, gas station, or garbage can will make it pretty clear that any idiot can write a bestseller. In fact, any idiot can write bestsellers about how to write a bestseller. But relatively few idiots... More →
Can you even IMAGINE what the world would be like if I possessed not only a magic stick of antiperspirant, but also a magic BOYFRIEND? I would surely become the greatest wizard ever to exist, and my reign of cupcakes and terror would not soon... More →