Judging by last week's Amortentia recipes, you butts are borderline OBSESSED with huffing the pages of any book you can get your hands on. Ergo, I somehow produce a novel novella-like fragrance (get it? "Novel" as in "new"? Is this funny yet? Should I try... More →
da213 wants to spread the word about these awesome but underappreciated books!—Sparkitors
I’m not saying these intrepid tomes of teen lit are Harry Potter-level, but they are really great books, and I have no idea why they aren’t more... More →
dianamer994 bravely faces Twi-haters—but will she win you over to the dark side?—Sparkitors
Ok, STOP. Put down those pitchforks, torches, and very sharp carrots (which incidentally make a weapon that is both healthy and delicious!) and listen before assaulting: I... More →
I’ve never been close enough to Anna Ingram to smell her.
In my head she smells like a library full of hardcover books with delicate, yellowing pages. I don’t know why. I guess I don’t really know what most girls smell like, but everyone makes a... More →
LIFE OF GIL
“And who are you?” Superintendent Calhoun looks at me.
“I’m Sam’s representation.”
Several stupid-looking board members mumble to each other at the makeshift, cafeteria conference table. Snooze. I swear at least 93 percent of them are wearing brown. A particularly unkempt old hag looks... More →
Chapter Six: Number Twelve, Grimmauld PlaceBetter Title: Why Is Hermione There?
Sorry for the delayed post. How was your Thanksgiving? Really? That sounds scary! Hope you and your mailbox are OK.
Back to the blog!
Harry arrives at the secret headquarters of the Order of the Phoenix,... More →
yodaitlin likes S. Meyer's sci fi novel, and she's not ashamed to admit it! —Sparkitors
The Host was released back in 2008,during what I refer to as “the dark ages”— the period of time when I, a Sparkler, liked Twilight. *hangs... More →
Is there anything better than sinking into a hamburger-shaped bean bag chair and opening a book you love? NOPE. Because the best thing in the world—bacon-covered foodstuffs and Joseph Gordon-Levitt aside—is finding a book that we truly connect with, a book that's always... More →
Arright, let’s get a move on: TRIPLE DOSE OF DEAR ALBERT THIS WEEK. —Sparkitors
“You want me to WHAT?!” Braden whispers as we walk down the hall.
“I ju-ju-just can’t take the pressure,” I say.
I can’t! I’ve been paralyzed for two whole weeks. I missed last week’s... More →