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Blogging New Moon: Part 9

By Dan_BergsteinAugust 11, 2009
Chapter Nine: Third Wheel Better Title: Everyone Pukes Bella's life is moving ahead just fine. She goes to school. She goes to work. She hangs out with Jacob. And nothing seems to be disturbing this boring pattern. But she is still sad, and describes her feelings with... More  →
Blogging New Moon: Part 9

Blogging New Moon: Part 8

By Dan_BergsteinAugust 7, 2009
Chapter Eight: Adrenaline Better Title: The Adventures of Bossy Bella and Jacob the Shirtless Wonder Bella is anxious to ride her motorcycle for the first time. Jacob makes sure she knows where the brakes, gear shifts, and clutch are located before letting her drive. She's scared, but... More  →
Blogging New Moon: Part 8

Twilight for Zombies and Other Monsters

By Joe_LynchAugust 7, 2009
What’s the best way to get rich? Get a job? Come up with a brilliant idea? No way! Those things are far too practical and time-consuming. We recommend ripping off an idea that’s already proved it’s worth millions. The Twilight series, for instance—how hard could... More  →
Twilight for Zombies and Other Monsters

Blogging New Moon: Part 7

By Dan_BergsteinAugust 6, 2009
Chapter Seven: Repetition Better Title: Bella Swan? More like Bella Yawn. (ZING!) The chapter begins with Bella paying a visit to the old Cullen house, the mansion that is hidden away in the forest. She hopes this will somehow stop the nightmares. She also hopes that visiting... More  →
Blogging New Moon: Part 7

The Five Books that Ruined Summer

By Emily WinterAugust 5, 2009
We love books a lot. But we don't love bleak, really long books that lurk in our bags making us feel guilty while we're TRYING to lie out and eat ice cream. Here are five books that really put the "horrible" in "horrible summer reading lists." 1.... More  →
The Five Books that Ruined Summer

Blogging New Moon: Part 6

By Dan_BergsteinAugust 4, 2009
Chapter Six: Friends Better Title: [In sing-song fashion] Jacob Has a Girlfriend, Jacob Has a Girlfriend. Though there are no fights or explosions or Emmett, this is the best chapter of the book so far. For the first time, the story seems real. The chapter picks up... More  →
Blogging New Moon: Part 6

How Not to Read

By Matt_HunzikerAugust 4, 2009
Sparklers, while Dan has been blogging Twilight and now New Moon, you've been writing plenty of posts suggesting things that you could be reading over the summer (in addition to SparkLife, naturally). Now it's time for a... More  →
How Not to Read

How to Write Your Own Fantasy Novel

By Dan_BergsteinAugust 3, 2009
Harry Potter. Twilight. His Dark Materials. Eragon. Percy Jackson. These books have become very successful, and all it took to make them was a few well-organized words. So what are you waiting for? Write your own fantasy novel! We've come up with a few tips and... More  →
How to Write Your Own Fantasy Novel

Blogging New Moon: Part 5

By Dan_BergsteinJuly 30, 2009
Chapter Five: Cheater Better Title: Bella Doesn't Kill Herself At All At the sporting goods store, Mike tells Bella to leave early because business is slow today. As she gets ready to leave, two shoppers talk about a recent bear sighting; apparently, the bear was big and... More  →
Blogging New Moon: Part 5

Blogging New Moon: Part 4

By Dan_BergsteinJuly 28, 2009
Chapter Four: Waking Up Better Title: Skip This Chapter Uh-oh. My copy of the book is defective. The first few pages of this chapter are almost completely blank. They just feature the words "October," "November," "December," and "January." If someone out there has a calendar that instead... More  →
Blogging New Moon: Part 4