Smokey778 may be the Stephanie Meyer of dude romance novels. Seriously. You heard it here first. —SparkNotes editors
For the last several years, dudes have had to suffer the "Twilight Effect," or, as they call it, "I Must Be Such a Loser... More →
Having your own restaurant is so 2005. Your own clothing line? Muy 2007. For celebs, perfume or cologne is the trendy brand extension. It says, "I smell; therefore I am [important]." And we're all for it. No need to wear Estée Lauder when... More →
Chapter Eighteen: Dumbledore's ArmyBetter Title: The Hogwarts Secret Emergency Bathroom
Harry, Hermione, and Ron are busy in Charms class trying to silence various animals with magic. I guess this would be like you and me taking algebra. And just like algebra students, these kids probably whine,... More →
Chapter Nineteen: SelfishBetter Title: Whatever Baby Wants, Baby Gets
Not much happens in this chapter. So, instead of a traditional blog, I present to you this summary of events in poem form. Enjoy.
T'was late in the morn' when Bella awoke.
She had slept in real late, and... More →
With a name like banana_shortcake, we figured this Sparkler would know her way around funny books. Turns out we were right. —Sparknotes editors
Presenting: The best of side-splitting literature:
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: Oh my goodness gracious. This book is... More →
Welcome to "Where Are They Now?" Harry Potter edition. In today's episode, Sparkler sligers118 reveals JK Rowling's actual plans for her characters following the conclusion of the Harry Potter series. (We know, letting go is never easy). —Sparknotes editors
When it came... More →
Chapter Eighteen: InstructionBetter Title: Everyone Smells
Edward carries Bella through the forest to the vampire/werewolf meeting, which is taking place in the clearing where the Cullen baseball games are played. Because if you're going to have a top secret monster meeting, it's best to do it... More →
Synchrogirl117 is one of our most devoted Sparkler writers, and she's currently in a class where she can read whatever she wants! She's blogging for us about her picks. —SparkNotes editors
I picked up The Last Songby Nicholas Sparks a few... More →
Chapter Seventeen: AllianceBetter Title: Smarty Throws a Party
It's party time at the Cullen house as Bella arrives to help get things ready for the graduation jamboree. Edward quickly grabs Bella and kisses her passionately. Uh-oh. That can't be good. Edward never spontaneously locks lips with... More →
Chapter Sixteen: EpochBetter Title: E-Rock Is Alive!
Who cares what happens in this chapter. E-Rock is back! He's not dead. In fact, he's Forks High School's valedictorian. Way to go, E-rock. It's so nice to see you. Don't scare me like that again. I want you... More →