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Blogging Wuthering Heights: Part THE END

By ContributorDecember 17, 2010
Coffinmaker did it! He blogged the whole dang book! Connnnnngratulations! —Sparkitors You know how the very first chapter of the book started in the year 1801? That was when Lockwood came to Wuthering Heights to get curious about Heathcliff, hear a long story from... More  →
Blogging Wuthering Heights: Part THE END

Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 26

By Dan_BergsteinDecember 17, 2010
Chapter Twenty-Six: Shiny Better Title: …there are no words for this. How? Why? Who? Where? If? When? But? Why? Why? Why? Why? This can't happen. Not again. How can a book hurt me so much? Why do words hold so much power? I don't care that it's freezing... More  →
Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 26

Blogging Pride and Prejudice as if it Were a Teen Novel: Part 13

By Emily WinterDecember 15, 2010
Volume of the Three-Legged-Dog, Chapters 1-4 When we left off, Lizzard and her aunt and uncle were at Pemberley, which is Darcy's estate. But we've been assured that Dizzle won't be there. Riiiiight. Anyway, you Austenheads told me that taking a tour of Pemberley is the... More  →
Blogging Pride and Prejudice as if it Were a Teen Novel: Part 13

Blogging The Scarlet Letter: Part 6

By ContributorDecember 13, 2010
wakwy's a natural at blogging the classics! —Sparkitors Chapter 7: The Governor's Hall The chapter is called "The Governor's Hall," but right away Nate tells us that "Governor" Bellingham actually lost the last election. So is he really the governor? Or just a poser? Anyway, Hester-Biscuit... More  →
Blogging The Scarlet Letter: Part 6

Blogging Wuthering Heights: Part 22

By ContributorDecember 10, 2010
Finally, ghosts! Thanks for making it this far, Coffinmaker! —Sparkitors Chapters XXIX-XXXI Before this chapter, I had developed a theory that I liked to call the Bummer Theory. The theory was that after chapter 28 (or XXVIII for all you Romans out there—oh, and hey!... More  →
Blogging Wuthering Heights: Part 22

Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 25

By Dan_BergsteinDecember 9, 2010
Chapter Twenty-Five: Favor Better Title: Papa Don't Preach! Oh…You're Not Preaching At All? You're Just Going To Let This Happen? Thanks, Papa! Behold. The first four paragraphs/sentences of this chapter: It was only a little while later that Edward reminded me of my priorities. It took him just one... More  →
Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 25

How Would You Narrate Your Life?

By Jon_SkindzierDecember 9, 2010
If you've never considered how you might narrate your own life, you might be in the minority here, since we assume most Sparklers are book-loving bookophiles who read lots of books. Perhaps we are just totally nuts, and nobody else has ever thought about this... More  →
How Would You Narrate Your Life?

Blogging The Scarlet Letter: Part 5

By ContributorDecember 6, 2010
Chapter 6 The chapter opens with Hester-Biscuit waiting for her young daughter Pearl to become a wild beast. No, seriously. She thinks that because Pearl is the result of her sin (adultery), the little girl will develop some sort of horrendous personality. So basically, Pearl is doomed... More  →
Blogging The Scarlet Letter: Part 5

Blogging Wuthering Heights: Part 21

By ContributorDecember 3, 2010
Coffinmaker's almost done with Wuthering Heights! —Sparkitors Chapters XVI-XVIII Heathcliff is getting more evil by the moment. Not only has he imprisoned young Cathy until she agrees to marry Linton, he has also grown fangs and his breath smells like five-day-old baby food. His gaze... More  →
Blogging Wuthering Heights: Part 21

Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 24

By Dan_BergsteinDecember 2, 2010
Chapter Twenty-Four: Surprise Better Title: Oh My God! I Hate Everything About This Book! I Want To Kill It With Rocks! AGH! Bella gets a house, completely disregards her 3-day-old baby, and has magical sex with Edward. Goodbye! [At this point, Dan drove to the Thinking Lake, and... More  →
Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 24