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Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 29

By Dan_BergsteinJanuary 7, 2011
Chapter Twenty-Nine: Defection Better Title: And the Dish Ran Away with the Loon. (Jasper's the dish.) The first sentence of this chapter should have been the final sentence of the entire series: "We sat there all night long, statues of horror and grief, and Alice never came back." Now... More  →
Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 29

More Ways to Pick Up Any Guy With the Perfect Book

By Lauren PassellJanuary 6, 2011
We promised we'd tell you how to pick up any guy with the perfect book, but unfortunately for stereotyping, not all guys fit into our neat categories. So we made more categories! Here are more awesome, nerd-tastic ways to score dudes with the books... More  →
More Ways to Pick Up Any Guy With the Perfect Book

Blogging Pride and Prejudice as if it Were a Teen Novel: Part 14

By Emily WinterJanuary 5, 2011
Volume of the Third, Chapters 5-8 Lizzy Bennet ends her vacation early and rushes home to be with her family. Her family is in shambles because her little sister Lydia went out for milkshakes with a handsome young man and never came back. Actually, the Bennets don't... More  →
Blogging Pride and Prejudice as if it Were a Teen Novel: Part 14

cupcakemichi Takes on MaxVZ, Harry Potter, Evolution

By ContributorJanuary 4, 2011
cupcakemichi wrote this post. We'd say more about it, but we're dumbfounded. —Sparkitors Disclaimer: This article links to TVTropes. TVTropes Will Ruin Your Life. I agree with MaxVZ on several points, however, I think much of his logic is flawed. MaxVZ... More  →
cupcakemichi Takes on MaxVZ, Harry Potter, Evolution

Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 28

By Dan_BergsteinDecember 30, 2010
Chapter Twenty-Eight: Future Better Title: They Grow Up So Fas…Oh, She's Dead Already. Let's back up a bit and cover some of the story from the previous chapter that I glossed over in my Christmas Poem. (It was too hard to rhyme "South America"... More  →
Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 28

MaxVZ Takes on Harry Potter, Evolution

By ContributorDecember 30, 2010
MaxVZ pops in to make our brains melt with science. —Sparkitors It recently occurred to me that the Harry Potter world demonstrates evolution. In the Harry Potter universe, humanity is trending towards wizards and eventually regular, non-magical humans will be wiped out entirely by... More  →
MaxVZ Takes on Harry Potter, Evolution

Reflecting on 2010: NaNoWriMo Made Me Go Crazy

By ContributorDecember 27, 2010
WeDidntStartTheFire, we admire you. Even if you did turn into a lunatic. —Sparkitors You, dear Sparkler, must know what NaNoWriMo is. If you don’t, you must live under a rock. In which case, you wouldn’t even be reading this, unless you’re... More  →
Reflecting on 2010: NaNoWriMo Made Me Go Crazy

Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 27

By Dan_BergsteinDecember 23, 2010
Chapter Twenty-Seven: Travel Plans Better Title: Your Baby Is Broken. Fix it. The Twilight Before Christmas By Daniel Adam Bergstein 'Twas days before Christmas, when all through the house Dan was still stirring, like a caffeinated mouse. He paced and he hollered, he yelped and he cried, "This book makes no... More  →
Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 27

Blogging Wuthering Heights: Part THE END

By ContributorDecember 17, 2010
Coffinmaker did it! He blogged the whole dang book! Connnnnngratulations! —Sparkitors You know how the very first chapter of the book started in the year 1801? That was when Lockwood came to Wuthering Heights to get curious about Heathcliff, hear a long story from... More  →
Blogging Wuthering Heights: Part THE END

Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 26

By Dan_BergsteinDecember 17, 2010
Chapter Twenty-Six: Shiny Better Title: …there are no words for this. How? Why? Who? Where? If? When? But? Why? Why? Why? Why? This can't happen. Not again. How can a book hurt me so much? Why do words hold so much power? I don't care that it's freezing... More  →
Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 26