Rock-star contributor dac213 has amassed the finest imaginary pet store ever seen. –Sparkitors
By now you’ve probably got your fictional crushes and fictional best friends all picked out. But what about fictional pets? These creatures are not only more interesting than your average... More →
Chapter One: Dudley DementedBetter Title: Introducing Angry Harry
This is it! This is the best Harry Potter book. Some may complain about the slow pace of the beginning of the book. Some may dislike the new, angry Harry. A few younger readers may object to the... More →
If you make an account on eHarmony, you’ll never get married unless you have a picture of you riding a duck.
(Is the squirrel jealous? YES! That’s half the point!)Rule #21: Accentuate the Positive and Other Rules for Personal Ads. “We know lots of... More →
Alish16 is about to give you the biggest post of spoilers ever. You know you can't help reading it!—Sparkitors
After last week, you guys of course remember Eragon (that adorable rip-off of LOTR and Star Wars). You probably don't feel like... More →
TheatrePoetDreamer takes on last week's controversial Eragon post! Which side of the debate are you on?—Sparkitors
When I read the first Eragon book at the tender age of 10, I loved it. And I still do. And guess what? I read... More →
ATTENTION, BUTTS: I hereby challenge each and every one of you to a PANCAKE-EATING CONTEST BATTLE ROYALE SUDDEN DEATH MATCH. It will commence tomorrow at dawn. Bring your own utensils. And your own pancakes. Also, a bucket for barfing. And lastly, a you-sized coffin.
Now that... More →
Dumblydorr delivers an update on her NaNoWriMo experience—which may or may not include MURDER.—Sparkitors
Hello again, Sparklies!
It's been an action-packed week for me. On the bright side, I am having lots of fun; on the down side, the amount of work I am... More →
Chapter Twenty-Four: Priori Incantatem Better Title: Try to Ignore the Phallic Nature of Wands
We're going to wrap up the book in this week's blog and end it quickly, because the sooner we finish the sooner we get to the very best Harry Potter book,... More →
When we first read Eragon, we loved it (forgive our preteen ignorance). With Eldest, we were a tad bit disappointed. And when Brisingr came out, we almost died of boredom—and were a bit annoyed that Christopher Paolini decided to extend his trilogy into a four-book... More →
If you're like me, whenever your favorite book has a song in it, you wonder what sort of tune it's supposed to be sung to. Because obviously, if you knew, you could sing it all the time and prove what a hardcore nerd you are.... More →