Dumblydorrstarted her book yesterday. Will she finish in time? —Sparkitors
On ol' Hallow's Eve, I fell into a state of panic. Not because I didn't have a costume (Luna Lovegood, right down to authentic radish earrings), but because I'd procrastinated horribly on the... More →
HULLO, DEAR DWEEBS. I'm deeply sorry I missed last week, but I was galavanting around LONDON on the most exciting business trip ever. I'm sure my absence was a constant source of pain—you're probably horribly dehydrated from all the dry, racking sobs—and for that, I... More →
Chapter Twenty-Eight: The Madness of Mr. CrouchBetter Title: Nobody Asks, "Where's Flitwick?"
I'm gearing up for NaNoWriMo. To produce a novel in one month, I will need to write 2,000 words a day. That's doable. But for practice, I'm going to knock out this... More →
Q: Do teachers like the classics?A: Well hello, there. It’s Mr. Jung, and I’m writing from my mahogany desk in the private library, just past the snooker room. This is where I retreat after long days of fox hunting and tea, to get down to... More →
We had tears pouring down our face by the bucketload after reading HappyMonkey16's post. Why Fred? WHYYYY?—Sparkitors
"Why are you worrying about
You should be worrying about
The constipation sensation
That's gripping the nation."
This is the kind of witty stuff the Weasley twins come up with.
I was... More →
Dumblydorris getting ready to blog her NaNoWriMo...and she's going to look good doing it! —Sparkitors
Today, we shall discuss the single most important aspect of writing: looking good while you're doing it. Don't give me that look. NaNo's only a short... More →
Chapter Twenty-Five: The Egg and the EyeBetter Title: Bathroom Humor
I'm tempted to type "Moaning Myrtle Fan Fiction" into the ol' Google machine, but I'm too afraid of what I would find. It's the same reason I've never searched for "Sex Diapers" or "Harrison Ford At... More →
Last week, I gave you the best gift you've ever received: a guided tour of my love life, which, much like Mordor, is a barren wasteland riddled with fire, ash, and tiny, shoeless men. (Only one sentence in and already an LOTR reference!... More →
Scott-Free agrees with The Rules...again? Should we be worried? —SparkitorsRule #19: Don't Open Up Too Fast.
"Dating is not therapy." "Women tend to overdo it on first dates, bringing up past relationships, their hurts and fears, their alcohol or drug problem—all in an... More →