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Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 19

By Dan_BergsteinOctober 28, 2010
Chapter Nineteen: Burning Better Title: I Wonder What's On TV Because Jacob is now a pervert and presumably took Optimus Beyonce on a date to Babies R Us to buy her a new bib that reads "Puppy Love," the book shifts focus and we once again are... More  →
Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 19

15 Reasons George Knightley Is the Best Austen Hero

By ContributorOctober 28, 2010
We can't be held responsible for what happens in the comments, LiviaLight. –Sparkitors When I first started reading Jane Austen, I went with the flow and became a Darcy fan. But now that I’m older and more mature, I’ve changed my mind. Prepare... More  →
15 Reasons George Knightley Is the Best Austen Hero

Blogging Pride and Prejudice as if it Were a Teen Novel: Part 9

By Emily WinterOctober 27, 2010
Volume of the Second Chapters 5-8 Well, Mr. Collins is a butt. Lizzy doesn't know how her buddy Charlotte can handle being married to him. I don't know how Charlotte can handle being married to him WHILE being a werewolf AND having to resist the temptation to... More  →
Blogging Pride and Prejudice as if it Were a Teen Novel: Part 9

A Life Without Harry Potter

By ContributorOctober 22, 2010

We've got one question for pretty_little_writer: how have you survived this long with Harry Potter?—Sparkitors

Sparklers, I have a confession to make: I—cough—hanotierherernpottermmm. What’s that? You didn’t hear... More  →

Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 18 (Revisited)

By Dan_BergsteinOctober 21, 2010
Chapter Eighteen: There Are No Words For This Bella's Title: Who Wants to Date My Baby? Let's try this again. It's going to be tough blogging this chapter, because when I finished reading it, I threw it so hard it became embedded in the wall. Then I burned... More  →
Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 18 (Revisited)

Blogging Breaking Dan: Part 18

By Dan_BergsteinOctober 21, 2010
Chapter Eighteen: There Are No Words For This No. Murmurs: It doesn't matter. Mutters: What's the point? Prediction: Stephenie Meyer drives to me house, knocks on my door, and kicks me in the crotch while pouring broken glass into my mouth and shoving fire ants in my ears.... More  →
Blogging Breaking Dan: Part 18

Get Your Novel Published (By Tomorrow!)

By Dan_BergsteinOctober 21, 2010
Writing a book is hard. Getting it published is easy. Barnes and Noble has unveiled the PubIt! program, an online application that will take your short story about frogs or your epic novel about big frogs and publish it as an e-book for... More  →
Get Your Novel Published (By Tomorrow!)

A Hardcore LOTR Fan Compares The Books To The Movies

By ContributorOctober 21, 2010
Even your username proves what a true fan you are, LOTR_junkie6! —Sparkitors Here's the truth: I’m addicted to Lord of the Rings. Yep, I’m one of those crazy wears-mithril-armor-and-carries-elven-ropes-of-hithlain-everywhere raging fans. (Actually, that's not entirely... More  →

Blogging Pride and Prejudice as if it Were a Teen Novel: Part 8

By Emily WinterOctober 20, 2010
Volume of the Second Chapters 1-4 Volume of the second! My boss says lots of juicy stuff happens in P&PV2: Intergalactic Downfall. I dunno. Sounds pretty boring to me. Let's see here... Jane gets a letter from Caroline Bingley saying that the Bingleys are officially settled in... More  →
Blogging Pride and Prejudice as if it Were a Teen Novel: Part 8

Blogging Wuthering Heights: Part 16

By ContributorOctober 15, 2010
This is Coffinmaker's hilarious blog, yo. —Sparkitors Guess what number I wrote today for the musical version of Wuthering Heights? It's my favorite number so far, because in it, a bunch of little munchkins climb out from behind Wuthering Heights and start singing. Munchkins: Ding... More  →
Blogging Wuthering Heights: Part 16