We had tears pouring down our face by the bucketload after reading HappyMonkey16's post. Why Fred? WHYYYY?—Sparkitors
"Why are you worrying about
You should be worrying about
The constipation sensation
That's gripping the nation."
This is the kind of witty stuff the Weasley twins come up with.
I was... More →
Dumblydorris getting ready to blog her NaNoWriMo...and she's going to look good doing it! —Sparkitors
Today, we shall discuss the single most important aspect of writing: looking good while you're doing it. Don't give me that look. NaNo's only a short... More →
Chapter Twenty-Five: The Egg and the EyeBetter Title: Bathroom Humor
I'm tempted to type "Moaning Myrtle Fan Fiction" into the ol' Google machine, but I'm too afraid of what I would find. It's the same reason I've never searched for "Sex Diapers" or "Harrison Ford At... More →
Last week, I gave you the best gift you've ever received: a guided tour of my love life, which, much like Mordor, is a barren wasteland riddled with fire, ash, and tiny, shoeless men. (Only one sentence in and already an LOTR reference!... More →
Scott-Free agrees with The Rules...again? Should we be worried? —SparkitorsRule #19: Don't Open Up Too Fast.
"Dating is not therapy." "Women tend to overdo it on first dates, bringing up past relationships, their hurts and fears, their alcohol or drug problem—all in an... More →
We're so excited for Dumblydorr's new series, in which she will document the madness of writing a novel in 30 days. We foresee blood, sweat, and victory dances. –Sparkitors
I first heard about NaNoWriMo last December. That's National Novel Writing Month to all you... More →
WHAM, BAM, THANK YOU MA'AMS. And MANKLERS. And BUTTS. And EVERYONE who participated last week—you rocketed the number of comments up to 124! You're princes, each and every one of you. You also seem to know more about embittered enemies and elevator interiors than I... More →
Nicole_Lyn delivers another scathingly hilarious review!—SparkitorsThe Secret History is a good— and by good, I mean awesome—book about horrible people doing horrible things to other horrible people. It’s just a huge hodgepodge of depravity. But, then again, it does take place... More →
Having Gil back makes me feel like I'm on steroids.
Not that I know what steroids feel like. Pretty bad, I'd imagine, because you have to put them in your butt, right? Ugh. No thanks. But I mean, I'm walking to down the hall with Gil... More →