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Want to Know Your Romantic Future? CHOOSE YOUR OTP AND REVEAL YOUR FATE!

Want to Know Your Romantic Future? CHOOSE YOUR OTP AND REVEAL YOUR FATE!

By KathJuly 2, 2015
Listen up, astrology memes, you can STEP ASIDE. We’ve found the be-all, end-all accurate indicator of the future of your love life. That’s right: your OTP. I know what you’re thinking. “Kath, you’re full of it.” “Kath, someone needs to take Tumblr away from y More  →

How to Date, According to Shakespeare

By ElodieJune 29, 2015
There are a lot of things you probably don't know about Shakespeare. For one thing, he invented crop tops. For another, he didn't believe that France existed.* But the thing you probably don't know the most about Shakespeare is that his #1 priority was EDUCATION in... More  →
How to Date, According to Shakespeare

The Looking for Alaska Movie is No Longer Just a Faraway Dream... It's REALLY HAPPENING

By ElodieJune 26, 2015
On Wednesday, in the deep, dark netherworld of the Internet, there was a brilliant burst of white light as JOHN GREEN ANNOUNCED THAT THE LOOKING FOR ALASKA MOVIE IS OFFICIALLY HAPPENING. IT EVEN HAS A DIRECTOR AND EVERYTHING. We know this became a thing... More  →
The <em>Looking for Alaska</em> Movie is No Longer Just a Faraway Dream... It's REALLY HAPPENING

If Fictional Characters Could Text, PART FOUR

By ElodieJune 23, 2015
Texting is the best thing since carrier pigeons. This is a fact. Old people can yammer all they want about how it's the millennial scourge of mankind that will bring us all to ruin, but at the end of the day, I can push a few buttons on my phone and make pizza appear on m More  →
If Fictional Characters Could Text, PART FOUR

SAVE THE DATE: John Green's Next Movie Is Coming!

By Emily BrownJune 22, 2015
Do you know how we know that John Green is a god among men? Because of this. But also because he knows that in approximately one month, we'll all be eating salted caramel gelato out of the tub and crying into our spoons in a state... More  →
SAVE THE DATE: John Green's Next Movie Is Coming!

The Characters of Harry Potter Crash Our Summer Block Party

By ziggykelsmanJune 16, 2015
For as many times as we'd imagined ourselves in Severus Snape's Potions class instead of regular old high school Chemistry, we also wondered what it would be like to spend summer vacation with the Hogwarts crew. We reached deep into the labyrinth of our brain tunnels and More  →
The Characters of <i>Harry Potter</i> Crash a Summer Block Party

QUIZ: What's Your Boggart?

By Reid Faylor and ElodieJune 15, 2015
WE'RE SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS QUIZ THAT WE'RE NOT GOING TO WASTE TIME ON AN INTRO. DIVE RIGHT IN TO THE GREATEST/MOST TERRIFYING SLIDESHOW OF YOUR LIFE, AND KEEP YOUR WAND AT THE READY! Ten times RIGHT NOW. I can’t take the mental anguish. = go to Slide 2 Five times later. More  →
QUIZ: What's Your Boggart?

ALBY, A Choose Your Own Adventure Story: The Gods' Breath

By reidfaylorJune 12, 2015

You can catch up on the entire Alby series right here!

Previously in ALBY:

There were once four cities of the gods on Moebia, but a cataclysm wiped them out. Each city left behind a “Pillar,” a way to preserve... More  →

ALBY, A Choose Your Own Adventure Story: The Gods' Breath

Hilariously Awful Fandom Pickup Lines...Part 2!

By Grant LindahlJune 8, 2015
Your favorite SO-BAD-THEY'RE-GOOD fandom pickup lines have returned, and they're BETTER (AND/OR) WORSE THAN EVER! More  →
Hilariously Awful Fandom Pickup Lines...Part 2!

There's a Marauder's Map Extension for Google Chrome, & It's Kind of Super Creepy

By ElodieJune 3, 2015
We can think of about 5,000 reasons we’d want a real-life Marauder’s Map, and all of them involve knowing what Chris Hemsworth is doing with his free time. (Shirtless baking? Frolfing? TELL US.) And in the parallel universe where we are Facebook friends with the... More  →
There's a Marauder's Map Extension for Google Chrome, & It's Kind of Super Creepy