A friendly note from the author: As you can see, we have another new format. I will miss the slideshow, but this makes more sense for SparkLife at the moment. Ultimately it’s all the same content, and though a little less fancy, we... More →
Two-part question for you guys: 1) what is the greatest quote in all of the Harry Potter universe, and 2) why is it most definitely that part where Harry tells Snape that Roonil Wazlib is his nickname?
"This is the copy of Advanced Potion-Making that you purchased fro More →
ATTENTION SPARKLEVERSE: THIS IS NOT A DRILL. WE REPEAT: THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Today, a GREAT and TERRIBLE game makes its triumphant return to SparkLife: welcome to the newest edition of Would You Rather!
From the beginning of time and space, fandoms have been our binding More →
GLADERS, THIS IS NOT A DRILL:the trailer for The Scorch Trials is finally here, and it is even more A-MAZE-ING than we'd hoped. (SORRY NOT SORRY FOR THAT SUPER-GREAT WORDPLAY.)
In case you somehow missed the Maze Runnerhype last year, NOW'S... More →
((For best results read this in the loin-melting voice of Gregory Peck))
Students. Parents. Faculty. It is an honor and a mystery that you would have me, a fictional Depression-era attorney, address you today on your journey into higher education and the modern workforce.
I... More →
If dating wasn't bang-your-head-on-a-rock, take-a-poisoned-tincture difficult, we wouldn't have books. (Nor would we have any Taylor Swift songs.) That's why you should get all your dating advice from the heartbroken chaps on your bookshelf. They have #beenthere. First up, More →
Friends are like the pickle on top of the sandwich of life—it’s not like you need them (example: VOLDEMORT. Before he exploded, things were going pretty well for him), but it makes the overall experience a heck of a lot more enjoyable. (Oxygen is like the bread, and More →