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The Scorch Trials Trailer Is So Good THAT WE CAN'T EVEN HANDLE IT

By KathMay 20, 2015
GLADERS, THIS IS NOT A DRILL: the trailer for The Scorch Trials is finally here, and it is even more A-MAZE-ING than we'd hoped. (SORRY NOT SORRY FOR THAT SUPER-GREAT WORDPLAY.) In case you somehow missed the Maze Runner hype last year, NOW'S... More  →
The <EM>Scorch Trials</EM> Trailer Is So Good THAT WE CAN'T EVEN HANDLE IT

A High-School Commencement Speech by Atticus Finch

By Brandon SpecktorMay 19, 2015
((For best results read this in the loin-melting voice of Gregory Peck)) Students. Parents. Faculty. It is an honor and a mystery that you would have me, a fictional Depression-era attorney, address you today on your journey into higher education and the modern workforce. I... More  →
A High-School Commencement Speech by Atticus Finch

Dating Advice That Is SO CANON

By ziggykelsmanMay 18, 2015
If dating wasn't bang-your-head-on-a-rock, take-a-poisoned-tincture difficult, we wouldn't have books. (Nor would we have any Taylor Swift songs.) That's why you should get all your dating advice from the heartbroken chaps on your bookshelf. They have #beenthere. First up, More  →
Dating Advice That Is SO CANON

"I Never Saw Frozen" (and 40 More Statements That Make You a Traitor to Your Generation)

By ElodieMay 12, 2015
Okay, look: if you want to be a part of this generation, you're going to have to get with our memes, our hashtags, and the fact that everything nowadays is wrapped in bacon. Failure to do so is not just a faux pas... More  →
"I Never Saw <em>Frozen</em>" (and 40 More Statements That Make You a Traitor to Your Generation)
25 Fictional Characters That Would Totally Be BFFs

25 Fictional Characters That Would Totally Be BFFs

By Elodie and Kate AllanMay 11, 2015
Friends are like the pickle on top of the sandwich of life—it’s not like you need them (example: VOLDEMORT. Before he exploded, things were going pretty well for him), but it makes the overall experience a heck of a lot more enjoyable. (Oxygen is like the bread, and More  →

7 Times Being an Uruk Hai Was More Orcward Than Being in High School

By Jason SaenzMay 11, 2015
Sometimes it seems like life is just one long, echoing headslap. But if you think YOU are awkward, you should try being seven feet tall with a catcher's mitt for a face, like the Uruk Hai. THEY KNOW WHAT IT IS TO BE TRULY ORCWARD.Image source: YouTube / New Line Cinema More  →
7 Times Being an Uruk Hai Was More Orcward Than Being in High School

The Perfectly Ridiculous Mother's Day Cards of Famous Literary Characters

By andrew joanisMay 7, 2015
If you think finding the right words to say thanks to your mom this Mother's Day is hard, try finding the right sentiment when you're a lit character with MAJOR MOMMY ISSUES... More  →
The Perfectly Ridiculous Mother's Day Cards of Famous Literary Characters

Calling All Third-Year Hogwarts Students: WE NEED YOUR BOGGARTS

By ElodieMay 7, 2015
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. (Also bears, because they can smell fear and they know all your weaknesses.) Supposedly Franklin Delano Roosevelt said that, but if you factor in the existence of magic and Time Turners, it could totally have been... More  →
Calling All Third-Year Hogwarts Students: WE NEED YOUR BOGGARTS