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The Valentesidents' Day Mash-Up You've Been Waiting For

By ziggykelsmanFebruary 8, 2017
Valentine's Day and Presidents' Day have always been neighbors. But before now, they were the kind of neighbors who called the cops on each other for playing the music too loud. But all that's about the change. For the first time in HISTORY, we present a mash-up of the two m More  →
The Valentesidents' Day Mash-Up You've Been Waiting For

Which Gilmore Girls Supporting Character Are You?

By ziggykelsmanApril 5, 2016
Like all right-thinking people, I am anxiously awaiting the coming Gilmore Girls reboot, bated of breath and brimming with questions. Questions like: Dean or Jess? Or blonde guy who's on The Good Wife now (okay, I know his name is Logan, but I'm #TeamMarty). Or someone else entirely? And what of ... More  →
Which <i>Gilmore Girls</i> Supporting Character Are You?

Find Your Valentine's Anthem: Slow-Dance Jams of the 2010s

By ziggykelsmanFebruary 11, 2016
We could argue that the '90s or even the early aughts were the slow jam’s true golden age, what with the multitude of weepy Coldplay singles or powerhouse diva scorchers from Alicia Keys and Mariah Carey.  Truth be told, it’s hard to think of a ... More  →
Find Your Valentine's Anthem: Slow-Dance Jams of the 2010s

Food-Themed Valentines for Your Favorite Hunk (of Cheese)

By ziggykelsmanFebruary 5, 2016
Everyone knows that the dual purposes of Valentine's Day are to eat your weight in chocolate—and if some S.O.-type happens to be hanging around and wants to bear witness, then SO BE IT—and making dumb puns about love. We hope you'll choo-choo-choose to hop aboard thi More  →
Food-Themed Valentines for Your Favorite Hunk (of Cheese)

2016 MOVIE PREVIEW: The Flicks We Wanna See SUH BAD

By ziggykelsmanJanuary 29, 2016
With the Oscars just a few weeks away, most of us are scrambling to watch the Best Picture nominees. But if you’re already SO OVER 2015, you’re in luck, because there’s an outrageous amount of amazing sequels, adaptations, and original movies set to open in ... More  →
2016 MOVIE PREVIEW: The Flicks We Wanna See SUH BAD

QUIZ: What Kind of Awards Show Speech Should You Give?

By ziggykelsmanJanuary 22, 2016
"Thank you, thank you! I'm so happy to be here! It's an honor just to be nominated!" say LIARS. If you're nominated for an award, but it an Oscar, a Grammy, or Most Likely To Finish Those Onion Rings, chances are you want to win. ... More  →
QUIZ: What Kind of Awards Show Speech Should You Give?

FLOWCHART: Should You Get a Pet?

By ziggykelsmanDecember 31, 2015
Look, you'd be a great pet-owner. You'd kill it in the pet ownership department. You'd be Taylor Swift + Karl Lagerfeld + Amanda Seyfried, pet-parent-wise. NO question. Well... some questions. I'm pretty much 100% certain that you should get a pet immediately. A pet that will be ... More  →
FLOWCHART: Should You Get a Pet?

How to do New Year's Eve Homebody-Style

By ziggykelsmanDecember 23, 2015
Feeling more flannel pajamas than formalwear this New Years? Does the thought of a "big night out" have you picturing yourself stuck in the crowded, sweaty corner of a house party in uncomfortable footwear nervously making chit chat with dozens of people and looking at ... More  →
How to do New Year's Eve Homebody-Style

Self-Help Books by Fictional Characters

By ziggykelsmanDecember 23, 2015
These days, it seems like you're nobody till somebody buys your self-help book. (Excuse me while I learn about manners from Whoopi Goldberg... okay, back.) But why should corporeal existence be a prerequisite for advice-giving? Fictional characters are a great untapped reso More  →
Self-Help Books by Fictional Characters

The 8 Most Basic Villains in History

By ziggykelsmanNovember 4, 2015
Being a villain requires an enormous amount of dedication. Seriously, no one's just going to hand you control of Panem, or Oz, or Neverland. You have to earn your evil totality! And while one doesn't become a villain without a true passion for the nefarious, even the mustach More  →
The 8 Most Basic Villains in History