Here is how my first attempt to buy textbooks went:
cashier: that will be... $1213.59
me: i have...
$35.45 and a sephora VIB card
me: do you have a lifeguard discount?
cashier: you're a lifeguard? can you do a can opener?
me: all summer longggg
SO MUCH SPLASH
cashier: there is no discount for ... More →