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The 20 Quirkiest Country Song Titles

By Sara JonssonMarch 27, 2014
Hooooeeeee y'all! Today is March 27th, and that means it's Quirky Country Music Song Day! Can you believe it's here again? We knew you'd forgotten to mark it in your calendar so we are more than happy to remind you! Some people like to make ... More  →
The 20 Quirkiest Country Song Titles

Most Excellent and Honest Beauty Tutorial Ever Made

By Sara JonssonMarch 21, 2014
This is so great. So many makeup tutorials are made to look so easy, mainly because the beauty guru is well, a guru. And they've done this to their face a million times. There is no way you can put on liquid eye liner unless ... More  →
Most Excellent and Honest Beauty Tutorial Ever Made

Spring Is Here! Celebrate the Vernal Equinox!

By Sara JonssonMarch 20, 2014
You know that feeling of sluggish indifference you've had for the last month? That way you woke up every morning and looked out your window at bare, black tree branches, the unfriendly granite sky, and the piles of dirty mutated snow lining the streets? "Le ... More  →
Spring Is Here! Celebrate the Vernal Equinox!

Burn Your Bras! (Because Braless Is Hot Right Now)

By Sara JonssonMarch 17, 2014
We all know that back in the days of yore, (like, the '70s and '80s) women were more free and wild with their, um, boobs. "God, Mom! Did you ever wear a bra?" That's probably what you say when you look at a picture of ... More  →
Burn Your Bras! (Because Braless Is Hot Right Now)

Disgruntled Author Thinks J.K. Rowling Should Stop Writing

By Sara JonssonMarch 4, 2014
Okay, so there's this woman named Lynn Shepard who thinks Mama Bear J.K. Rowling should stop writing books because it's not fair to other writers who are struggling in the business. *inhale* What kind of logic is that? Just the title of her article, "If ... More  →
Disgruntled Author Thinks J.K. Rowling Should Stop Writing

Kendall and Kylie Wrote a Dystopian YA Novel

By Sara JonssonFebruary 19, 2014
Hey gang. Kendall (18) and Kylie (16) have written a novel together. The Kardashian/Jenner Dynasty's middle generation is aware that they are beautiful and famous because their family is famous for being famous, but they still wanted to do something "creatively challenging." This is why ... More  →
Kendall and Kylie Wrote a Dystopian YA Novel

Dumb Marketing Stunt Brings Us "Dumb Starbucks"

By Sara JonssonFebruary 11, 2014
Every once in a while you'll see a piece of art that makes you say, "Ok. But, why?" And then the artist will say something insufferable like, "If you have to ask, then you don't get it." So goeth the tale of the Dumb Starbucks coffee ... More  →
Dumb Marketing Stunt Brings Us

Wendy Davis's Daughters Write Open Letters to Her Haters

By Sara JonssonJanuary 29, 2014
Think of how irritating and mind-boggling it is to have a rumor spread about you at school, or at work. Out of the blue, people start spreading a hurtful and ridiculous "fact." And it's something so stupid, like you accidentally sat in juice one time, ... More  →
Wendy Davis's Daughters Write Open Letters to Her Haters

Signs You Are Sick and Need to Leave School Right Now

By Sara JonssonJanuary 28, 2014
It's the time of year when we're all getting sick and some illnesses are more embarrassing than others (since everyone assumes you got mono from frenching), but are you ever sick enough to actually leave school? What does it take to convince everyone and yourself that you're ... More  →
Signs You Are Sick and Need to Leave School Right Now

Should We All Take a Bieber Break?

By Sara JonssonJanuary 24, 2014
For some reason Justin Bieber has chosen this month to get all his crazy out at once. Have you noticed that practically every morning in 2014 we've woken up to another eye-rolling, cringy, embarrassing story about the Beebs? What the crap is up with this ... More  →
Should We All Take a Bieber Break?
About the Author
Sara Jonsson

Sara Jonsson is a Brooklyn-based writer, storyteller, and comic-book-movie lover. She can sometimes be found hosting variety shows, or writing web series about girls waiting in bathroom lines. She is from Montana and and dreams of one day interior designing ranch houses for a living.

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