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Human-Skin Chair a Bargain at $4,000

By Sara JonssonAugust 7, 2014
This is some world, isn't it? We are free to create whatever our tiny brains can conjure up: cheese helmets, spaceships, pooper scoopers, artificial hearts, terrible movies, you name it! So why does this chair, a creation of Gigi Barker, make us want to light our ... More  →
Human-Skin Chair a Bargain at $4,000

How Much Would You Pay for JLaw's Soul in a Horcrux?

By Sara JonssonJune 30, 2014
So there are a lot of ways you can feel closer to your imaginary celebrity BFF/future spouse. You can buy the same iced mocha you know they drink, you can give your dog their name, you can even get their face tattooed on your armpit. But ... More  →
How Much Would You Pay for JLaw's Soul in a Horcrux?

Forget Sloths, Owls Are So Hot Right Now

By Sara JonssonMay 21, 2014
Listen, it's not that sloths don't deserve our undying affection for how sweet and slow they are, but let's be honest, they don't doooo a whole bunch of stuff. Right? (SORRY, KIRSTEN BELL, WE'RE JUST TELLIN' IT LIKE IT IS.) Their tiny heads, seven-inch claws, ... More  →
Forget Sloths, Owls Are So Hot Right Now

Student's "Rape Culture" Art Piece Banned, Rape Culture Magically Disappears

By Sara JonssonMay 14, 2014
That thing is happening again, where an artist's freedom of expression, their message, the baring of their soul, is censored because it makes someone else feel icky. Right now it's happening at a school in South Carolina where Gracie Holtzclaw, an 18-year-old senior, was promised a ... More  →
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This Anti-Bullying PSA Is Sort of Completely Wrong

By Sara JonssonMay 1, 2014
We all know that the most effective PSAs are the ones that scare the poo out of us, or make us laugh, right? Basic PSA rules. So it's sort of a bummer that VH1's attempts to make an anti bullying spot with lip-syncing "nerds" ended ... More  →
This Anti-Bullying PSA Is Sort of Completely Wrong

The 20 Quirkiest Country Song Titles

By Sara JonssonMarch 27, 2014
Hooooeeeee y'all! Today is March 27th, and that means it's Quirky Country Music Song Day! Can you believe it's here again? We knew you'd forgotten to mark it in your calendar so we are more than happy to remind you! Some people like to make ... More  →
The 20 Quirkiest Country Song Titles

Most Excellent and Honest Beauty Tutorial Ever Made

By Sara JonssonMarch 21, 2014
This is so great. So many makeup tutorials are made to look so easy, mainly because the beauty guru is well, a guru. And they've done this to their face a million times. There is no way you can put on liquid eye liner unless ... More  →
Most Excellent and Honest Beauty Tutorial Ever Made

Spring Is Here! Celebrate the Vernal Equinox!

By Sara JonssonMarch 20, 2014
You know that feeling of sluggish indifference you've had for the last month? That way you woke up every morning and looked out your window at bare, black tree branches, the unfriendly granite sky, and the piles of dirty mutated snow lining the streets? "Le ... More  →
Spring Is Here! Celebrate the Vernal Equinox!

Burn Your Bras! (Because Braless Is Hot Right Now)

By Sara JonssonMarch 17, 2014
We all know that back in the days of yore, (like, the '70s and '80s) women were more free and wild with their, um, boobs. "God, Mom! Did you ever wear a bra?" That's probably what you say when you look at a picture of ... More  →
Burn Your Bras! (Because Braless Is Hot Right Now)

Disgruntled Author Thinks J.K. Rowling Should Stop Writing

By Sara JonssonMarch 4, 2014
Okay, so there's this woman named Lynn Shepard who thinks Mama Bear J.K. Rowling should stop writing books because it's not fair to other writers who are struggling in the business. *inhale* What kind of logic is that? Just the title of her article, "If ... More  →
Disgruntled Author Thinks J.K. Rowling Should Stop Writing
About the Author
Sara Jonsson

Sara Jonsson is a Brooklyn-based writer, storyteller, and comic-book-movie lover. She can sometimes be found hosting variety shows, or writing web series about girls waiting in bathroom lines. She is from Montana and and dreams of one day interior designing ranch houses for a living.

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