SparkLife posts by robert isenberg

Themed Summer Camps

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By: Robert Isenberg

Themed summer camps are awesome because they provide the opportunity to get really, really good at one specific thing. Still, for some unknown reason, we ...

Things Action Heroes Never Seem to Worry About

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By: Robert Isenberg

Lights! Camera! EXPLOSIONS!

Summer is open season for action movies, the time of year when we're blessed with endless fireballs, shootouts, chase scenes, and fistfights. The ...

Archaeologists from the Distant Future Uncover Urban Outfitters Store

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By: Robert Isenberg

During a dig in the Lost City of New York, our team unearthed a buried building. On the outside, we found a sign reading "Urban Outfitters" in ...

Rules for the Public Pool

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By: Robert Isenberg

1. This is a non-smoking area, except for the heavyset sunburned guy who is sneaking cigarettes in the corner. (How does the lifeguard not ...

Would Supernatural Creatures Make Good Friends?

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By: Robert Isenberg

Vampires

PROS: They like to stay up all night. They're very mature and charming conversationalists. Lots of fun party tricks (turning into werewolves and bats). Usually ...

What Are These Things in Your Refrigerator?

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By: Robert Isenberg

Exhibit A: Bowl with Fingerprints, Covered in Tin Foil

On the one hand, it might be your mom's. Which means it could be anything. It might ...

Sleeping Positions on Planes

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By: Robert Isenberg

Long drives are tough, but long flights are just cruel. The limited leg room. The way the seat tilts back not... quite... far... enough. And ...

What the Bugs Are Thinking

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By: Robert Isenberg

Bees: Hum, hum, hmmm... OOH! IT'S A PERSON! Let's hover near her ear, until she notices us. Hello? AHHH! SHE'S SWATTING! MAYDAY, MAYDAY! Whew, that ...

How to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies from Scratch in 22 Easy Steps

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By: Robert Isenberg

Set up iPod dock in kitchen and turn on loudest, craziest, and screechiest playlist.
Preheat oven to 400 degrees. Since this is your friend's oven, struggle ...

New Energy Drinks

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By: Robert Isenberg

Tired of the same old energy drinks? We know the feeling. You open your cooler, and all you find is Monster, Monster, Monster, with a ...