It's official, Sparklers. Darren Criss, my boyfriend-who's-totally-going-out-with-me-even-though-he-won't-return-my-texts-or-acknowledge-my-existence, is going on a summer tour! He's always so busy with Glee and Starkid and being sexy that ...
Hello high school ladies! I know right now you're freaking out about your hair and dress and date because of PROM!!OMGNJSJDBCKA423GQ, so the fact that ...
Oh no! The poetry club is a week behind! Curse you, college scholarship applications! Why can't you understand that poetry comes before school?! Well, it ...