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The Top 8 Romances of All Time to Watch With Your Lobster

By Randy WalkerFebruary 14, 2014
IT'S HERE. Hooray for love, yeah?! So what are you going to do with your lover this fine Friday? How will you withstand the immense downward pressure of V-DAY ANTICIPATION? By using the aikido principle of  using that energy against itself: Counter expectations of romance ... More  →
The Top 8 Romances of All Time to Watch With Your Lobster

Valentine Day Movie Mashups We'd Like to See

By Randy WalkerFebruary 12, 2014
"Valentine's Day" isn't a movie genre. Don’t get us wrong, we love romantic comedies, the world is missing out on SO MUCH MORE from the auteurs of Valentine's Day films. Take, for example, these little-known Valentine's Day film genres: The Valentine's Day Horror Movie A lonely girl ... More  →
Valentine Day Movie Mashups We'd Like to See

12 Amazing Singing Performances by Movie Actors

By Randy WalkerFebruary 6, 2014
If there is one universal truth, it is that singing is SCURY. What is even more terrifying is performing a song on camera, thereby putting yourself at the mercy of the opinions of millions of people on the internet (remember when Christina Aguilera performed the ... More  →
12 Amazing Singing Performances by Movie Actors

Bad Guys Who Had Good Intentions

By Randy WalkerNovember 20, 2013
Bad guys only want to do bad things, right? Wrong! Did you even read the title to this article? Geez, some people… Anyway, it is our opinion that some bad guys are simply misunderstood. Sure there are those who only desire to hear the screams of ... More  →
Bad Guys Who Had Good Intentions

So, You Want to Break Up With Your S.O. But Don't Know How...

By Randy WalkerNovember 11, 2013
Is there anything more awkward than a breakup? You've gone from leaping off a cliff in pursuit of that first kiss to finding that the lake you landed in is poisonous and the only way to save yourself is to look the person in the ... More  →
So, You Want to Break Up With Your S.O. But Don't Know How...

Grown Dude Gets Scared at a Haunted House: A Testimony

By Randy WalkerOctober 30, 2013
“ HELP! HELP! SOMEONE HELP ME! PLEASE!”  I hear these cries for help while making my way through the “butcher shop” section of the haunted house. I cannot see who is crying out, because the “shop” is filled with hanging racks of “frozen meat” that obscure ... More  →
Grown Dude Gets Scared at a Haunted House: A Testimony

5 Horror Movies That Make No Sense

By Randy WalkerOctober 9, 2013
Have you ever noticed that the horror genre is the one movie genre that can get away with ridiculous twists and shocking endings that make no sense? Could you imagine, for example, going to see a romantic comedy like 10 Things I Hate About You and ... More  →
5 Horror Movies That Make No Sense

Horror Movies Without Gore!

By Randy WalkerOctober 7, 2013
Some people just can’t handle their gore. They prick a finger, they shriek. They graze their knee, they panic. They see a man in hockey mask cut another man in half with a machete, they resume the fetal position and call their therapist. Some of ... More  →
Horror Movies Without Gore!

What to Do When You're Lost in a Corn Maze

By Randy WalkerOctober 3, 2013
The first thing you must remember is not to panic. Breathe. Yes, you are now cut off from your friends and loved ones, maybe forever, and you’re surrounded by about a hundred thousand ears of corn, all of whom are equally indifferent to your suffering. ... More  →
What to Do When You're Lost in a Corn Maze

Non-Horror Movies That Should be Horror Movies

By Randy WalkerOctober 1, 2013
Ever been watching a movie you're not that into and thought to yourself "this whole thing would be a lot better if a psychopath in a hockey mask came in and just offed everyone?" No? Just us? Well, this got us thinking and we put together a ... More  →
Non-Horror Movies That Should be Horror Movies
About the Author
Randy Walker

Randy Walker is a writer. His mother finds his writing hilarious, his father wonders where he went wrong. Randy recently moved to New Orleans where he now performs standup comedy and improv. He is currently working on several short stories that may or may not include a pirate named Scruffy.

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