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Pick Your Celeb Lookalike, Find Out How to Crush Your Eyebrows

By Page SchumacherApril 22, 2016
Fierce brow is not going away: people are now tinting their eyebrows to make them even. bolder. It's an arms race!So you are curious whether filling your brows will give you an air of confidence or knowledge, or just make you look dirty. The former! The former! Filling and More  →
Pick Your Celeb Lookalike, Find Out How to Crush Your Eyebrows

Honest Movie Posters for the Oscars

By Page SchumacherFebruary 16, 2016
Announcement: It is peak seat-filling season for professional butts! Yes, the Oscars are just a week and a half away, which means three things:JLaw once again passing up our offer for Chelsea to select an awesome gown and instead putting on a white Dior napkin box per the sh More  →
Honest Movie Posters for the Oscars

The Creepiest Elf on the Shelf Surprises Ever

By Page SchumacherDecember 16, 2015
If you've got a little sister or brother, Christmas will have them all excited to hang up their stocking, leave out some cookies for Santa, and live in unrelenting fear that the Elf on the Shelf will report their misdeeds to the big man.Who invented this tiny monster??? What More  →
The Creepiest Elf on the Shelf Surprises Ever

Jedi Master-Level Holiday Nail Art

By Page SchumacherDecember 15, 2015
In case you've been sequestered in the library for the past two weeks, THE FORCE IS WAKING UP LITERALLY ANY MOMENT NOW. The new Star Wars movie is fully operational/will be obliterating cinemas on Thursday night, and we want to make sure your nails look badass enough to kick More  →
Jedi Master-Level Holiday Nail Art

Bark Wars! Your New Fav Star Wars Characters with Puppy Faces

By Page SchumacherDecember 8, 2015
We are MEGA-STOKED for Star Wars: The Force Awakens. It's just about all we think about. And when you think too much about any one fandom, you start wondering things like, "What would all these new (and old) characters look like if they had DOG FACES?" And well, we got an a More  →
Bark Wars! Your New Fav Star Wars Characters with Puppy Faces

Cute Halloween Nail Art Ideas That Distract From the Fact You're Headless

By Page SchumacherOctober 28, 2015
We’ve got just four days left for legitimate spookiness, so let’s get our nails all kinds of scary. Here we have FIVE different Halloween-themed nail art tutorials to get your creepy on. So, whether you want to use one design for a super stylish accent nail, or all five More  →
Cute Halloween Nail Art Ideas That Distract From the Fact You're Headless

Gorgeous Fall Coloring Pages to Calm Your Midterm-Addled Minds!

By Page SchumacherOctober 21, 2015
True story, I didn't really get the whole coloring book craze for a long time (and I felt terribly left out, tbh, like when everyone inexplicably turned against skinny jeans). UNTIL I printed out this baby that you see above, busted out the markers (not to brag, but SparkL More  →
Gorgeous Fall Coloring Pages to Calm Your Midterm-Addled Minds!

The Most Embarrassing Things That Could Possibly Fall Out of Your Bag

By Page SchumacherSeptember 22, 2015
As Shakespeare said, "All the world is a stage and the men and women merely players." Another way of saying that is that when all the junk tumbles out of your bag onto the sidewalk, you will feel exposed for all the world as your true self. Herein, we present the ten worst t More  →
The Most Embarrassing Things That Could Possibly Fall Out of Your Bag
The Latest Hogwarts Headlines

The Latest Hogwarts Headlines

By Page SchumacherSeptember 9, 2015
It's been FAR TOO LONG since we all leaned back with a hovering cup of Earl Grey tea and cracked open our morning copy of The Hogwart's Post, the only fair and objective paper in the wizarding world, unlike Rita Skeeter's tabloidy mess, The Daily Prophet. (Your parents proba More  →

The Best Way to Rock Your Hogwarts House Pride: PENNANTS!

By Page SchumacherAugust 3, 2015
Just in time for back-to-school, a perfect way to pretend the school you're going back to is Hogwarts! We've got a step-by-step guide to making your own pennant to show off your house pride.  It's exactly what you need to spruce up your dorm, locker, binder, CEILING. Where More  →
The Best Way to Rock Your Hogwarts House Pride: PENNANTS!
About the Author
Page Schumacher

Page is currently stumbling her way through life, mostly just trying to avoid a constant existential crisis. She does this by sleeping mostly. She also touched Benedict Cumberbatch one time. This is her greatest achievement and she will continue to ride on his very fashionable coattails.

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