SparkLife posts by mike bertha

Remember when you dweebos BEGGED me to do a fashion slideshow for guys? And I was like, "SPARKLEBUTTS, there are exactly 3 dudes reading th More»

Prom will probably the highlight of your entire high school career (with the exception of that time you wore that awesome shirt and Gorgeous Claire ...

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Did you know that after we stop listening to them, bands don't actually go away? There's no dusty t closet or island of misfit toys ...

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Taylor Swift's romantic woes are all over the Internets. Her struggles of the heart are so topical that Tina Fey and Amy Poehler couldn't help ...

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The high school experience is pretty much the same across the country; there's the painfully early first period, those addictive un-baked cookies in the cafeteria, ...

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Back in pioneer days, flirting with someone took time. You'd write the object of your affection a letter, strap it to a horse, and mail ...

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To Anyone Who Has Ever Texted, Talked, or Played Angry Birds on Their Phone at the Movies,

For the love of all that is good and ...

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Dear Couples,

Hey, you guys—yeah, YOU guys. Take your hands out of each others' pockets and  listen up: liking another person doesn't give you free reign ...

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For months now, you've been unable to sleep, kept up by a taunting fantasy in which your love for the most quotable movie of all ...

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It's winter, which means the sky is gray, apocalyptic snowstorms are the norm, and it gets dark at, like, 2:15 p.m. Suddenly, you find yourself ...

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