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8 Terrible Summer Business Ventures

By Lucy HutchinsonJune 7, 2012
Open your wallet. Is the only thing in there a currency from a country that no longer exists? Have a cluster of scientists appeared out of nowhere to study the black hole within? Do you actually not have a wallet because you sold it to ... More  →
8 Terrible Summer Business Ventures

Makeup Advice From Someone Who Knows Nothing About Makeup

By Lucy HutchinsonMay 17, 2012
Makeup! You probably have some. That mysterious bag of pots and tubes with labels claiming to smooth, highlight, or lengthen various parts of your face—who knows what's going on in there? Maybe you totally own this whole makeup game, were curling your eyelashes in the ... More  →
Makeup Advice From Someone Who Knows Nothing About Makeup

Things You Shouldn't Attempt Yourself

By Lucy HutchinsonMay 1, 2012
It is fairly obvious that there are some things you shouldn't do unless you are a trained professional. Open heart surgery, for example, or fire juggling; if you find yourself requiring either of these things in your everyday life, it's best to call on someone ... More  →
Things You Shouldn't Attempt Yourself

A Beginner's Guide to Eyeliner

By Lucy HutchinsonApril 13, 2012
Eyeliners are like breath mints. There are many different varieties, and some will make your eyes water. Also, you can get them quite cheaply in many gas stations. If you're the sort of person who struggles with basic concepts like spoons and bus timetables, learning to draw More  →
A Beginner's Guide To Eyeliner

What To Do Now that Spring Is Here

By Lucy HutchinsonMarch 20, 2012
Today is the first day of Spring. Isn't Spring great? The sun shines, sometimes, and when it doesn't, at least the driving rain is several degrees warmer than it was a few months ago. People spontaneously grow arms and legs instead of rolling down the ... More  →
What To Do Now that Spring Is Here

What Will J.K. Rowling's Next Book Be About? Some More Guesses.

By Lucy HutchinsonMarch 19, 2012
If we were J.K. Rowling (and who's to say we're not?) we would veer in a completely different direction with our next book. She probably doesn't want to only be known as the author of a phenomenally successful series of children's books which nevertheless charmed ... More  →
What Will J.K. Rowling's Next Book Be About? Some More Guesses.

An "Entirely Accurate" Guide To Tarot Cards

By Lucy HutchinsonMarch 7, 2012
Tarot cards—how do they work?! We consulted several different websites (all featuring pictures of angels), and learned, among other things, that tarot does not rhyme with carrot. But then words like "cups" and "wands" and "hierophant" started being bandied around, it all got very ... More  →
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21 Things To Look Forward To

By Lucy HutchinsonFebruary 28, 2012
It seems like everyone is always worrying about the state of things. The state of the economy. The state of the environment. The state of the union, whatever that means. The state of your bedroom, young lady, it's disgusting, you're not going anywhere until you ... More  →
21 Things To Look Forward To

How To Be a Modern-Day Rebel Without a Cause

By Lucy HutchinsonFebruary 24, 2012
Have you seen Rebel Without A Cause? Some say it's a classic; we say it's dated, tedious and smells funny, but maybe that's just because we were forced to watch it in every Important Films 101 class we ever took, so we're bitter. In the ... More  →
How To Be a Modern-Day Rebel Without a Cause

What Color Should You Wear to Prom?

By Lucy HutchinsonFebruary 17, 2012
Prom is approaching! Dates are being asked, gymnasiums are being purged of pigeons, themes are being decided on ("Movie Stars In Paris Under The Sea!"), and someone is going to be the victim of a practical joke and/or find true love, according to Hollywood, and ... More  →
What Color Should You Wear to Prom?