Let’s keep our standards high, people. An Instagram like is not romance! Expect nothing less than the A++ caliber wooing below. Did I miss any other moments especially epic? Please share any glaring omissions from this list.
When Rhett Butler lays one on Scarlett O’Hara in ... More →
Some things on this list may seem pretty obvious, but hey—you never know! I also went ahead and covered a couple of bases, namely recommendations for the actual app and all the stuff you gotta do IRL to actually put on that thing. Have a ... More →
Little things count for a lot in your college essay. You only get about 500 words to knock the socks off an admissions officer, so you can't afford to waste any of them. Certain words and figures of speech can seriously dilute your command of ... More →
The confetti has settled a bit, so it's time to get serious about 2017 resolutions! Be advised that no combination of answers results in me advising you to try a juice cleanse.
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Good news, guys! Thesis statements: not just for research papers anymore! When you find the proper Life Thesis Statement (LTS), you can examine (ahem: justify) all your actions (provided you have the proper textual support) through that one simple lens! LTS FTW.
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Obviously, there's plenty about 2016 that was genuinely terrifying (more on that here)—I read the news (okay, Twitter). But this list deliberately excludes some of the more glaring nightmares, in favor of the quotidian indignities that 2016 visited upon us.
1. Kim Kardashian is off social media since ... More →
Whether you're murderously jealous, murderously indecisive, or murderously murderous, who among us couldn't do with some self improvement? Maybe this list is somewhat specific to Shakespeare's characters, but maybe you'll find some inspiration for your own New Year's resolutions here. Or just the kick in the pants ... More →
Kelly Hoffmacher once lived in a tiny apartment on the Lower East Side of Manhattan with four pugs. Two of them had one eye. She doesn't listen to any music made after 1983 and her favorite movie is Aliens. She loves to read poetry at the beach.