I remember having conflicting feelings as my high school graduation neared. I mostly couldn’t wait to get the hell out of Atlantic City, New Jersey and move to NYC. There I would let my freak flag fly, find people who were into the same (old) ... More →
Picking a college can feel as frustrating as searching for Teddy Lupin in Cursed Child (too soon? Not soon enough?). Lucky for you, I’ve put together a guide using none other than your zodiac sign to point you in the right direction. Skeptics to the left—I'm a total believer ... More →
Let’s keep our standards high, people. An Instagram like is not romance! Expect nothing less than the A++ caliber wooing below. Did I miss any other moments especially epic? Please share any glaring omissions from this list.
When Rhett Butler lays one on Scarlett O’Hara in ... More →
Some things on this list may seem pretty obvious, but hey—you never know! I also went ahead and covered a couple of bases, namely recommendations for the actual app and all the stuff you gotta do IRL to actually put on that thing. Have a ... More →
Little things count for a lot in your college essay. You only get about 500 words to knock the socks off an admissions officer, so you can't afford to waste any of them. Certain words and figures of speech can seriously dilute your command of ... More →
The confetti has settled a bit, so it's time to get serious about 2017 resolutions! Be advised that no combination of answers results in me advising you to try a juice cleanse.
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Kelly Hoffmacher once lived in a tiny apartment on the Lower East Side of Manhattan with four pugs. Two of them had one eye. She doesn't listen to any music made after 1983 and her favorite movie is Aliens. She loves to read poetry at the beach.