Look, mornings are busy. You're expected to do all this stuff, like brush your teeth, comb your hair, put deodorant on your pits, eat breakfast. But sleep is precious. How to strike a balance?
Everyone, ev-er-y-one, even your math teacher who gives you the stink eye ... More →
Much like Olympic speed skating, in competition as stiff as this, it's the little things that make the difference: the crispness quotient of a piece of lettuce, the mustard ratio of a slathering sauce, the aerodynamics of a bun (sesame seeds can, in fact, slow down the race More →
We know, we know. The hungered, huddled masses are calling out for a champion in the Sammielympics. We were shocked—SHOCKED—that PBJ and grilled cheese were knocked out so early, but sometimes even the best of the best choke under pressure. We're down to BBQ and the hamb More →
In the immortal words of @WritingFire, BAMWICH! That's right. We know you want to bam all of these delicious sammies into your mouth, but unfortunately, only one will fit at a time. (We've tried, and lockjaw.) Vote in the comments: which sammie would you bam first? More →
Poor Veggie Sandwich. We all know he never stood a chance against that ooey-gooey Grilled Cheese, that melty mother of Monterey Jack, that buttered siren of Swiss, that crisp champion of All Things Cheddar. But Grilled Cheese vs. Steak and Cheese—now that's a match-up. Ch More →
How have we never thought of this before: Ranking the world's sandwiches ONCE AND FOR ALL in the name of pastrami, and in the name of cheese, and in the name of condiments great and small. Cutting down the field to 16 players was difficult (sorry, egg salad), but let's find More →
My biffle didn't have much of a stretch playing Smarty Pants McGee Hermione. She's currently a senior at Ivy League Brown University in Providence, Rhode Island. As an alum, she'll be in good company; the world's cuddliest paper salesman, John Krasinski, also went there.
It seems that one of these dresses, though it put up a valiant, shimmering fight, was not cut out, like poor old Mags, for the Quarter Quell of the JLaw style bracket. The look, kohl-rimmed eyes and all, succumbed quite quickly in the comments to the superior princess power More →
We tried Googling "ugly picture of Jennifer Lawrence" and the Internet responded with "404 Error: File Not Found." When Pope Francis found out he was Time magazine's Person of the Year, he said, "But Jennifer Lawrence." One time Jennifer Lawrence farted into a bottle, and More →
Have you ever considered this: Could life be imitating art? Could JLaw be taking a few moves from Katniss's Silver Linings Playbook, making us fall in love with her, when in reality she's—actually even cooler than her public persona? If so, that would make Dior her Ci More →
Kathryn Williams is the author of three YA novels but only one with an Oxford comma in the title. She is a Taurus and hates writing bios. Check out her website, www.kathrynswilliams.com, and follow her on Twitter @kathrynwauthor.