Tom Henderson, the antihero of Frank Portman's 2006 cult classic King Dork, has a conspiracy theory involving so-called normal people, an ambivalent at best and demonic at worst high school administration, the death of his father, the Catcher Cult of teachers and other adults obsessed ... More →
Oh no! You've been holding your breath too long! You're turning blue in the face. You look a bit woozy. You've been waiting and waiting and waiting to hear who is the ONE TRUE One True Pairing: Haugustus or Johnlock? Johnlock or Haugustus? Let's get you some oxygen. Don't di More →
This is pretty shocking, guys. It's probably the first time we've ever been able to predict a bracket, in the history of brackets. But here it is, what you've all been waiting for... the decision that is going to end your innocence: Haugustus vs. Johnlock. HAVE AT IT!!!
Oh, man. This next round of the OTP Bracket is going to DESTROY you. I mean utterly annihilate any chance at happiness that you ever had in this life. It's likely you will never be the same again, not even after years of intensive therapy and two rounds of shock treatments. More →
Sing it with us: You down with OTP? Yeah, you know me! Who's down with OTP? Every last body! These One True Pairings are naughty by nature, old school-style. But which ship is the naughtiest? You decide, Sparklings. Vote in the comments.
We at SparkLife understand what it means to ship. We'd even go far as to say that the one TRUE one true pairing is what you will find at the center of the universe (or at least at the center of the universe's coolest surprise ball).These fantasy match-ups are the fruit of More →
Wooooeeee, this was a tight one, gang! Pins and needles, I tell 'ya. I thought we were going to have a dance off to settle this one. But, in the end, one particular ice cream flavor squeaked through with just a few more votes. The winner of the 2014 SparkLife Ice Cream Brack More →
Are you feeling the brain freeze yet? Fierce, creamy competition can do that to a person. But don't pass out from your ice cream craving yet. There's one more round! Turns out the majority of Sparklers want their cones with a little value added. Reigning champs Vanilla and C More →
You know how you think Theo James is the hottest slice of manpizza ever to sizzle his cheese on the silver screen? Well, before Theo James, there was a little someone who went by the initials JTT. In the '80s and '90s, the hearts and lady eggs of the internet were reserve More →
Still hanging loose with prom approaching? There are two ways to ask someone to prom: the casual ask—for your friend, acquaintance, someone you like but don’t like like, or someone you really like but are afraid will reject you—and the romantic ask—for your SO or ... More →
Kathryn Williams is the author of three YA novels but only one with an Oxford comma in the title. She is a Taurus and hates writing bios. Check out her website, www.kathrynswilliams.com, and follow her on Twitter @kathrynwauthor.