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What Your Cafeteria Lunch Says About You

By Kathryn_WilliamsApril 22, 2015
Ah, the American high school cafeteria. It's an institution like no other (except maybe prison). It's a  jungle, and you are the beast stalking your prey, which comes served to you just like the gazelle to the cheetah: on a molded plastic tray by a lady in a hairnet and glo More  →
What Your Cafeteria Lunch Says About You

SENIORS: We Have Your High-School Bucket List

By Kathryn_WilliamsApril 8, 2015
If there are things you want to experience while still walking the hallowed halls of high school, then YOU ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!!!!!!!! Wake up! Graduation is less than three (MAYBE EVEN LESS THAN TWO) months away. That is certainly enough time to dominate ... More  →
SENIORS: We Have Your High-School Bucket List

We Crown the Cutest Pet in the Virtual Universe

By Kathryn_WilliamsMarch 31, 2015
Friends of the virtual animal kingdom, let me inform you that the SparkLife Pets of Instagram Tournament championship was a nail-biter. Penny the Fox and Buttons the Bunny were neck and furry neck until the very end. But as we know, there can be only ... More  →
We Crown the Cutest Pet in the Virtual Universe

The Furriest Face-Off in History: Pets of Instagram Bracket Finals

By Kathryn_WilliamsMarch 26, 2015
As Sparkler @OswinOswald98 asked in the last round of voting: "DEAR GOD WHO AM I ANYMORE?!?!" We'll tell you, Oswin (or shall we call you Clara?). You are a person who finds the magnitude of cuteness of the animals in this bracket so overwhelming, and the task of having t More  →
The Furriest Face-Off in History: Pets of Instagram Bracket Finals

Should Frats (and Srats) Be Banned?

By Kathryn_WilliamsMarch 23, 2015
If you've seen Animal House, Revenge of the Nerds, P.C.U. (an underrated personal fave), Old School, Van Wilder, Legally Blonde, The House Bunny, more recently Neighbors [...the list goes on], then you know all the ways the Greek system contributes to the college experience and ... More  →
Should Frats (and Srats) Be Banned?

Cast Your Vote in ROUND 3 of the Pets of Instagram Bracket: Stand Up for Adorableness

By Kathryn_WilliamsMarch 17, 2015
CAUTION: The four adorable creatures in the Final Four of the Pets of Instagram Bracket are so cute, they may trigger cute aggression in some Sparklers. You have been warned. Please make sure all family pets are in a safe place before viewing. Also, please make sure to vote More  →
Cast Your Vote in ROUND 3 of the Pets of Instagram Bracket: Stand Up for Adorableness

Fuzzy Wuzzy Pets of Instagram Bracket: Round 2

By Kathryn_WilliamsMarch 9, 2015
Yesterday my hubs and I went to local animal shelters to see if we could find a dog to adopt. With allergies that have been known to swell my red, weeping eyes shut and have historically limited me to breeds that end in "-poo," "-oodle" and "hairless," this is a difficult More  →
Fuzzy Wuzzy Pets of Instagram Bracket: Round 2

Cuteness Overload: The Pets of Instagram Bracket

By Kathryn_WilliamsMarch 2, 2015
You know when you see an adorable pet on Instagram, and its eyes are so big, and its nose is so pink and wet, and its feet are too big for its body, and it's a species only found on the African subcontinent and in remote forest regions of Borneo, and you're like WHUUUUAAA More  →
Cuteness Overload: The Pets of Instagram Bracket

Gifts Your Fave Teacher Will Actually Like

By Kathryn_WilliamsNovember 19, 2014
Earrings, a framed photo of the two of you, reindeer undies? Nope, nope, DEFINITELY nope, according to state law and this Police song. It’s hard finding a truly thoughtful and cool gift for your favorite teacher. It's like you’re friends, but you’re not, like, friend More  →
Gifts Your Fave Teacher Will Actually Like
The <i>KING DORK</i> Sequel Is Almost Here... See Why We LURVE Author Frank Portman in This Exclusive Interview!

The KING DORK Sequel Is Almost Here... See Why We LURVE Author Frank Portman in This Exclusive Interview!

By Kathryn_WilliamsOctober 15, 2014
Tom Henderson, the antihero of Frank Portman's 2006 cult classic King Dork, has a conspiracy theory involving so-called normal people, an ambivalent at best and demonic at worst high school administration, the death of his father, the Catcher Cult of teachers and other adults obsessed ... More  →
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Kathryn_Williams

Kathryn Williams is the author of three YA novels but only one with an Oxford comma in the title. She is a Taurus and hates writing bios. Check out her website, www.kathrynswilliams.com, and follow her on Twitter @kathrynwauthor.

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