SparkLife posts by kat_rosenfield Careers for Gossipmongers, Hamburger Enthusiasts, and the Very, Very Tired 56 By: kat_rosenfield All over the world, at this very moment, a common exchange is taking place. Scene: A well-meaning adult begins talking to a teenager. Well-meaning adult: Hi there. Teenager: ... More» Auntie SparkNotes: Driving Mister Weirdie 44 By: kat_rosenfield Weirdos in your carpool? HA! Try taking the F train to work every day! —Sparkitors Hi Auntie, I am going to a new school this year, and ... More» Auntie SparkNotes: A Lesson After Dumping 25 By: kat_rosenfield This Sparkler is approximately 14 zillion times more mature than we are. —Sparkitors Help, Auntie Sparknotes! My girlfriend broke up with me, and I'm having a hard ... More» Auntie SparkNotes: The Pits of Despair 52 By: kat_rosenfield Today, Auntie hears from a Sparkler who's tried everything to cure her problem—even polka dancing. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, I have many questions I wish to ask your ... More» Auntie SparkNotes: Do Yew Tawlk Funneeee? 103 By: kat_rosenfield What should you do when people make fun of your accent? Bless their hearts. —Sparkitors Hey Auntie! My family and I have lived in the South as ... More» Auntie SparkNotes: Updates and Unfriendings 30 By: kat_rosenfield Hey, Sparklers! Before we get to today's column, I've got a few lovely updates from past letter-writers! Ready? Here's the latest! - The hapless victim of ... More» First PagePrevious82838485868788899091 NextLast Page