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The Complete List of Senior Superlatives

By kat_rosenfieldApril 30, 2010
As the school year winds down, seniors everywhere are waiting with bated breath for an answer to the most vital, life-changing, groundbreaking question of their academic careers: WHO, among THEIR ENTIRE CLASS, will WIN THIS YEAR'S SENIOR SUPERLATIVES?! ... More  →
The Complete List of Senior Superlatives

Auntie SparkNotes: I'm Offended That You're Offended

By kat_rosenfieldApril 29, 2010
It's annoying when people assume you have a perfect life. But just how annoyed should you get? Auntie tells us. —SparkNotes editors Hi Auntie! So, there's this boy. He's always really nice to me and we joke around a lot, plus he's capable of intelligent conversation, but ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I'm Offended That You're Offended

Auntie SparkNotes: When Elderlies Attack

By kat_rosenfieldApril 28, 2010
It's hard when you hate the opinions of people you love. Auntie has some tips for dealing with wrinkly bigots. —SparkNotes eds Dear Auntie, My school has a day in the spring called grandparents day. As you may have guessed, that day involves your grandparents coming ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: When Elderlies Attack

Auntie SparkNotes: I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW TO FLIRT WHEN YOU'RE YELLING AT ME!

By kat_rosenfieldApril 27, 2010
WE LOVE AUNTIE'S ADVICE! AND WE'RE NOT AFRAID TO YELL ABOUT IT! –SPARKNOTES EDITORS Auntieeeeee! Okay, I'm going to get straight to the point: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FLIRT WITH PETER? ...Maybe that was a little abrupt. ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW TO FLIRT WHEN YOU'RE YELLING AT ME!

Rage-Stoppers for Grammar Junkies

By kat_rosenfieldApril 26, 2010
As unapologetic grammar junkies, your SparkNotes editors tend to get a serious case of the stabbies when we see people doing atrocious things to the English language—things like misplacing apostrophes, mixing up "there," "they're," and "their," and making unintentionally hilarious yet cringe-inducing remarks like, "This ... More  →
Rage-Stoppers for Grammar Junkies

Auntie SparkNotes: Down With Slimeball McPeepants

By kat_rosenfieldApril 26, 2010
High school isn't the best time of your life; it's the worst. This letter proves it. —SparkNotes editors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I'm a junior in high school and as far back as I can remember people have made fun of me for being overweight. I'm a smart ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Down With Slimeball McPeepants

Auntie SparkNotes: The Imaginary Perfect Boyfriend

By kat_rosenfieldApril 23, 2010
Sometimes your Sparkitors need Auntie's advice just as much as the letter-writer. This is one of those times! —SparkNotes editors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I currently have a boyfriend. And he isn't exactly the ideal boyfriend.. His attractiveness is lacking and he is incredibly shy around me. I ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Imaginary Perfect Boyfriend

Auntie SparkNotes: An Ex Is an Ex Is an Ex

By kat_rosenfieldApril 22, 2010
Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I like this guy who had a long on-again-off-again relationship with a girl I shall nickname GoldieLegs Monroe. GoldieLegs and Awesome Guy have been broken up for about a year now, and she has dated other guys since they broke up. But every ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: An Ex Is an Ex Is an Ex

Auntie SparkNotes: Nice Guys Finish Last

By kat_rosenfieldApril 21, 2010
Auntie, So, (of course) there's this girl. We've been hanging out a good bit this past year, going to movies, lunch, chatting in the halls, etc. However, the majority of the year, she's been dating someone else. With each failed relationship, I try to slide myself ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Nice Guys Finish Last

The Five Types of Prom Pictures

By kat_rosenfieldApril 20, 2010
In the illustrious canon of prom night activities, nothing is quite so important as the taking of traditional photos—a time-honored practice that dates back to approximately 44 B.C., when Julius Caesar put on a formal toga, hopped in a stretch chariot, and posed with his ... More  →
The Five Types of Prom Pictures
About the Author
kat_rosenfield

Kat Rosenfield is a writer, illustrator, advice columnist, YA author, and enthusiastic licker of that plastic liner that comes inside a box of Cheez-Its. She loves zombies and cats. She hates zombie cats. Follow her on Twitter or Tumblr @katrosenfield.

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