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Haikus for All Occasions

By kat_rosenfieldMarch 23, 2010
Do you like greeting cards? So do we! Except for one thing: whenever we want to find just the right card for a birthday, anniversary, or graduation, the poems inside are always so... lame. They're either totally unimaginative (Roses are red, violets are blue), totally ... More  →
Haikus for All Occasions

Auntie SparkNotes: Crushes Are Like Onions (They Make You Cry)

By kat_rosenfieldMarch 23, 2010
Hey Sparklers, just a reminder that intolerance makes Auntie cry, so keep your comments cool on this one. Not that we doubt you, because you're always so sweet and supportive—just keep on keepin' on! Dear Auntie SparkNotes, I am a junior, and let's just say that I ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Crushes Are Like Onions (They Make You Cry)

Auntie SparkNotes: Sassy, Not A**y

By kat_rosenfieldMarch 22, 2010
Have you found Auntie on Facebook yet? No? What are you waiting for? Click here! Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I am a sarcastic sort of individual, and I am concerned that this part of my personality is severely damaging what people think of me. Honestly, I have a ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Sassy, Not A**y

Auntie SparkNotes: And the Heart Says, "Duuuh"

By kat_rosenfieldMarch 19, 2010
Dear Auntie Sparknotes I think I might have the worst timing in the universe when it comes to my love life. I’ve never really been the “dating type”; I’m not a big fan of the drama that tends to come with it. But recently I found ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: And the Heart Says, "Duuuh"

The Dangers of Outdoor Dating

By kat_rosenfieldMarch 19, 2010
Here in New York, the first signs of spring are starting to appear in and around our Sparknotes headquarters—including some lovely things that make us happy (warm sunshine, pretty flowers, and cheerful people on bicycles), and some not-so-lovely things that... um, don't. (Yesterday we stepped ... More  →
The Dangers of Outdoor Dating

The Auntie SparkNotes Guide to Prom, Part 5: You've Been Asked

By kat_rosenfieldMarch 18, 2010
Prom is fast approaching, Sparklers! Good thing we're almost to the end of the grueling step-by-step of procuring a date; if you've been following our schedule, you've already considered your options and selected a potential date, sussed out the interest of your crush, asked someone ... More  →
The Auntie SparkNotes Guide to Prom, Part 5: You've Been Asked

Auntie SparkNotes: Past Acts of Honking Stupidity

By kat_rosenfieldMarch 18, 2010
Okay Auntie here it goes... Of course, this involves a boy on whom I have a crush. And he just so happens to be glancing at me constantly in APUSH and doing the whole look away immediately thing. On numerous occasions (all of which my best ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Past Acts of Honking Stupidity

Auntie SparkNotes: I Cried, and Then I Headdesked

By kat_rosenfieldMarch 17, 2010
Hey, Sparklers! Auntie here, and I'll be answering a letter in a minute or so... just as soon as I finish crying little salty tears of happiness at how HOLYOMGSWEET you guys are. Wow! Thank you so much for the lovely birthday wishes! Between the ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Cried, and Then I Headdesked

Parcheesi, and Other Games of Love

By kat_rosenfieldMarch 17, 2010
If you've ever gone over to the home of a friend you happen to be crushing on, you know how this goes: Step 1: You show up. Step 2: You flip a wave and a "hi there" to Mr. and Mrs. Parents-of-Your-Crush. Step 3: You head down to ... More  →
Parcheesi, and Other Games of Love

Auntie SparkNotes: Honesty Is a Kick in the Face

By kat_rosenfieldMarch 16, 2010
Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I need your help! I have been in a relationship with this girl for over a year, and it has gone absolutely wonderful. That's not the problem. The problem is, she has very low self esteem, especially regarding her appearance. Now recently I ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Honesty Is a Kick in the Face
About the Author
kat_rosenfield

Kat Rosenfield is a writer, illustrator, advice columnist, YA author, and enthusiastic licker of that plastic liner that comes inside a box of Cheez-Its. She loves zombies and cats. She hates zombie cats. Follow her on Twitter or Tumblr @katrosenfield.

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