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Auntie SparkNotes: Age-Discrepant Mingling

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 23, 2010
Sure, this post is great, but we really just want to know how Auntie SparkNotes learned to draw alligators so well.—Sparkitors Hello, Auntie Sparknotes. I was hoping you could give me advice about some issues. I've just changed schools, and for some reason, I've found myself surrounded ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Age-Discrepant Mingling

Auntie SparkNotes: It's Your Duty to Dump

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 20, 2010
Sometimes, advice-seekers already know what they need to do. They just need Auntie to give them a little push. —Sparkitors Hey Auntie, I'm starting this letter off knowing I'm going to come across as a total irrational b**** so I just want to put a little disclaimer ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: It's Your Duty to Dump

Auntie SparkNotes: I Have No Thing

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 19, 2010
In high school ,we thought our thing was theater. Turns out that was just a hobby. Auntie's right on the money, as usual. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I have no talents. Well, that sounds a bit harsh...but it's true. I might be a tiny bit good at some ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Have No Thing

Auntie SparkNotes: Can You Be Friends With Your Ex?

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 17, 2010
If you don't have a boyfriend like this right now, you will at some point. Memorize Auntie's advice, y'all! —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, I have been dating this guy for a few months now, though recently, things haven't been so well between us. We argue almost every day, ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Can You Be Friends With Your Ex?

Auntie SparkNote: Harpist Horror

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 16, 2010
Yelling at your music teacher is tempting—but will you regret it later? (Spoiler alert: yes.) —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, Let me start by telling you that I'm a musician. More specifically, a harpist. I have been for 8 years, which is half of my life. Needless to ... More  →
Auntie SparkNote: Harpist Horror

Tiffany Totally Knows Fall Fashion

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 13, 2010
Hiiiiii, y'all! Yeah, that's right—the Thongbiscuit is BACK! Tiffany in the hizzouse! OHMAGAHD, y'all, it has been so long. And I bet you guys have been wondering where I was, right? Well, I am going to TELL YOU: my fashion design teacher told us that we ... More  →
Tiffany Totally Knows Fall Fashion

Auntie SparkNotes: Brainy and Bashful

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 13, 2010
We can totally relate to this Sparkler's problem. We're supergeniuses at eating cake, and it makes our friends jealous and confused. What can we say, we're like the Rain Man of frosting. —Sparkitors Auntie, I have a problem that most people probably wish they had. I'm really ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Brainy and Bashful

Textbook Alternatives!

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 13, 2010
Long ago, before anybody knew much of anything, all human knowledge could be contained in a single Tupperware container, a compact little thing that held such essential information as "how to kill a woolly mammoth," "cave-dwelling etiquette," and "don't drink your own pee." But ... More  →
Textbook Alternatives!

Auntie SparkNotes: The Secret Lives of Stepsisters

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 12, 2010
We like the sound of this Sparker's stepsister. —Sparkitors Auntie, Firstly, my story isn't the kind of sad Cinderella thing that usually comes with the word "step" -- I love my stepsister, stepdad, stepgrandparents, stepuncles, and stepdogs. My stepdad is 56, my mom is 53, I am ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Secret Lives of Stepsisters

SparkNotes and NOOKstudy are Practically BFFs

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 11, 2010
Face it: your study materials are a gross, heavy mess. Just look around your dorm room. Papers everywhere! Textbooks lost under the bed! Important files missing on the day you need them, only to turn up later inexplicably covered with hair and Cheez Whiz! Yep, it's ... More  →
SparkNotes and NOOKstudy are Practically BFFs
About the Author
kat_rosenfield

Kat Rosenfield is a writer, illustrator, advice columnist, YA author, and enthusiastic licker of that plastic liner that comes inside a box of Cheez-Its. She loves zombies and cats. She hates zombie cats. Follow her on Twitter or Tumblr @katrosenfield.

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