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Auntie SparkNotes: B-Word Is the New Black

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 3, 2010
Today, we're all b-words! —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I'm a sophomore, and there's this boy who has a crush on me. That probably wouldn't be too big of a deal except that he's twelve and very, very, annoying. He's quite bright for his age, and he takes ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: B-Word Is the New Black

Auntie SparkNotes: How Not to Cope With Death

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 2, 2010
If this Sparkler were in our office, we'd hug her so hard her ribs would squeak. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, Last December, my mom passed away completely out of the blue. It was devastating to my family. Some days I wake up and can't even bring myself ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: How Not to Cope With Death

SparkNotes Singalong: The World's Worst High School Fight Song

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 2, 2010
A confession: because I attended a high school where the football team was so terrible that the administration actually shut it down for several years out of embarrassment, and because my college didn't have a football team at all, I have missed out on one ... More  →
SparkNotes Singalong: The World's Worst High School Fight Song

Auntie SparkNotes: (Es)say It Isn't So

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 1, 2010
How does this Sparkler have time to write essays for other people?! We can't even muster up enough energy to write funny status updates for ourselves. —Sparkitors Hi Auntie! You know those realllllllly long things called essays that students (especially those geeky honor ones) have to write? ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: (Es)say It Isn't So

Auntie SparkNotes: Date-Paying Pains

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 31, 2010
We make our boyfriends pay for everything—not because we're girls, but because we're selfish jerks. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I dislike how males are expected to pay for a girl, make the first move, that sort of thing. Not that I think it's bad, but as a ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Date-Paying Pains

7 Things Never to Text Your Crush

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 31, 2010
Over the course of human history, texting has always been the preferred way for lovestruck young people to flirtatiously interact with their would-be crushes—dating all the way back to the days of early man, when teenage neanderthals sent text messages complimenting each other's mammoth-hunting skills, ... More  →
7 Things Never to Text Your Crush

Auntie SparkNotes: Creepy Stalker or Clueless Doink?

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 30, 2010
Don't get us started on Dumb and Dumber, Auntie. Wait, actually, get us started. Mock...YEAH! —Sparkitors Dear Auntie SparkNotes, I sent you an email awhile back about a boy at my work who was obviously crushing on me, and I wanted to know how to turn him ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Creepy Stalker or Clueless Doink?

The Next Big Thing (or: What To Obsess Over When You're Tired of Twilight)

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 27, 2010
Because the people of the world are fickle wafflers who can't make up their minds, the general public is constantly on the lookout for the next big thing. Like, right now, everyone loves shapeshifting werewolves with six-pack abs and emotionally abusive vampires who glitter like ... More  →
The Next Big Thing (or: What To Obsess Over When You're Tired of Twilight)

Auntie SparkNotes: Step Away From the Ladymag

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 27, 2010
Auntie's right, Sparklers: it's time to put the magazines away and just shake what yo momma gave ya!—Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, How do I learn to love myself? I have tried to become more confident with myself, specifically my body, but nothing I do seems to ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Step Away From the Ladymag

Auntie SparkNotes: I'm Dissatisfied With Your Relationship

By kat_rosenfieldAugust 26, 2010
We've been looking for a good excuse to use our Unnecessary Idiocy file. Thanks, Auntie!—Sparkitors Hi Auntie, I have the most wonderful boyfriend ever. He's an absolutely amazing person with a wonderful personality... very caring, extremely supportive, always respectful of me, smart, funny, dedicated, extremely hard-working... ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I'm Dissatisfied With Your Relationship
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kat_rosenfield

Kat Rosenfield is a writer, illustrator, advice columnist, YA author, and enthusiastic licker of that plastic liner that comes inside a box of Cheez-Its. She loves zombies and cats. She hates zombie cats. Follow her on Twitter or Tumblr @katrosenfield.

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