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Auntie SparkNotes: Overcoming Homecoming

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 7, 2010
Nothing's cuter than Manklers, unless it's shy Manklers! —Sparkitors Well, if your inbox isn't fully flooded already with a whole lot of hollering home-comers, then I hope you can help me with my dreadful multi-dimensional dilemma. Pardon the alliterations, but I am in dire need ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Overcoming Homecoming

How To Carve a Pumpkin: Illustrated

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 6, 2010
Are you confused, befuddled, or otherwise put off by the traditional autumnal activity of Halloween pumpkin-carving? Hey, you're not alone! In fact, many people are puzzled about why we repeatedly stab gourds—gourds that never even did anything to us!—for the sole purpose of creating front-porch ... More  →
How To Carve a Pumpkin: Illustrated

Auntie SparkNotes: The Boyfriend Thief

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 6, 2010
Dear Auntie, I am in a slightly awkward situation with a friend (maybe I should say ex-friend). She likes my boyfriend. This wouldn't be a problem if she would respect that he and I are together and not try to flirt with him. Unfortunately she she ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Boyfriend Thief

Auntie SparkNotes: Lies of Omission

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 5, 2010
Dear fabulous, beautiful, talented, pulchritudinous Auntie Sparknotes, [Pulchritudinous? Oh, DO go on. —Auntie.] Is lying by omission *really* lying? Because if it is, I'm a terrible person. ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Lies of Omission

Auntie SparkNotes: Too Much Crush

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 4, 2010
We were just like this Sparkler's friend when we were in high school. Except 3,802 times more annoying, and with uglier clothes, probably. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, Hi, I'm a 16-year old girl that is feeling really annoyed. I know that during the teen years teenagers, like ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Too Much Crush

Videos That'll Make Sunshine Come Out of Your Earholes

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 1, 2010
Lately, it seems like everything's going wrong. It's dark when we wake up in the morning; it's been raining all week; our favorite cross-dressing, classic Hollywood actor just kicked the bucket; and our cat peed on our new sofa even though we specifically told her ... More  →
Videos That'll Make Sunshine Come Out of Your Earholes

Auntie SparkNotes: The Pixie's Lament

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 1, 2010
Does society abhor short-haired girls? Auntie says no way. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I have a massive problem. Society and cultural norms are demanding that I have long hair, but I just made the jump and maliciously hacked my hair off this weekend and now it seems ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Pixie's Lament

Auntie SparkNotes: The Ex Is Silent

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 30, 2010
All of our exes actually teleported to a different dimension. That's our story, and we're sticking to it! —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, Do you like Cheetos? Someone asked me that in a soccer game, while we were playing. It was awesome. So anyways, me and this girl went ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Ex Is Silent

Auntie SparkNotes: A Crippling Fear of Flesh

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 29, 2010
If you'll excuse us, we need to go change out of these booty shorts. —Sparkitors Hi Auntie. I feel really out of place most of the time, as people are flirting incessantly and I personally think it’s disgusting. I’d rather everyone covering as much skin they possibly ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: A Crippling Fear of Flesh

Auntie SparkNotes: My Diamond Shoes Are Too Tight

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 28, 2010
It's not easy being green, or pretty. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I am faced with what will probably sound like the most bizarre, conceited issue you will ever hear: I am pretty. ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: My Diamond Shoes Are Too Tight
About the Author
kat_rosenfield

Kat Rosenfield is a writer, illustrator, advice columnist, YA author, and enthusiastic licker of that plastic liner that comes inside a box of Cheez-Its. She loves zombies and cats. She hates zombie cats. Follow her on Twitter or Tumblr @katrosenfield.

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