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Auntie SparkNotes: Don't Be a Halloweenie

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 23, 2009
Today's letter-writer has a Halloween dilemma. (So do we: our Balloon Boy costume is proving hard to assemble.) Enjoy! —SparkNotes editors This halloween I am being pulled in three different directions. There are three different groups of friends that I have that are all doing different ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Don't Be a Halloweenie

Homecoming: The Definitive Guide

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 21, 2009
Are you puzzled by pep rallies? Skeptical about spirit week? Confused by continuous references to something called “Homecoming”? SparkNotes is here to help. For those who live outside the U.S., or in a town that scoffs at the whole concept of Homecoming, we’ve created this ... More  →
Homecoming: The Definitive Guide

The SparkNotes Guide to Sexy Halloween

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 19, 2009
I think it was either Mahatma Gandhi or Martin Luther King, Jr. who first said, “In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like total tramps and no other girls can say anything about it.” And if you’ve ... More  →
The SparkNotes Guide to Sexy Halloween

Auntie SparkNotes: You'd Better Not Be Mastulating in There!

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 16, 2009
Dear Auntie Sparknotes, 2 weeks ago I started talking to the guy I liked. He knew I liked him because several of my friends decided it was their business to tell him. Anyway, we started texting and heavily flirting and we decided that he'd come over ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: You'd Better Not Be Mastulating in There!

I'm Eating This Snickers, and Nobody's Gonna Stop Me

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 15, 2009
In case you hadn’t noticed, we at SparkNotes are getting pretty excited about Halloween. We’ve been preparing all week: our house is decked out like a zombie graveyard, our iPod is loaded up with spooky music, and we’ve finally finished sewing the last of the ... More  →
I'm Eating This Snickers, and Nobody's Gonna Stop Me

More Tips for Surviving School Pictures

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 14, 2009
Once, a long time ago, two exceptionally evil people had a conversation that went something like this: Evil Person #1: Man, look at these high school students. Evil Person #2: I know, right? They’re all disheveled from getting up so early… Evil Person #1: And sporting monster zits ... More  →
More Tips for Surviving School Pictures

Auntie SparkNotes Will Get You Out of That Closet

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 9, 2009
I am a freshman who just started highschool and things are pretty weird. I am an in-the-closet-bisexual and not only do I find my friend hot and like her, but there is this guy who is a senior and has a girlfriend- but I don't ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes Will Get You Out of That Closet

How to Stay Awake in Class (or: Wasabi, Wedgies, and Whacks in the Face!)

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 8, 2009
It can strike at any time. One minute, you’re comfortably seated in the biology classroom, pen at the ready, listening attentively to Mr. Snickerbottom’s educational monologue on annelid mating activity in the subterranean Congo… …and the next, you’re jolting awake with ink on your face, drool ... More  →
How to Stay Awake in Class (or: Wasabi, Wedgies, and Whacks in the Face!)

Auntie SparkNotes: The Unattainable Crush (or, Jack Ryan Will Emotionally Cripple You)

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 7, 2009
We're almost done with this week's advice-giving marathon! Today, a classic romantic conundrum: Okay. So I have just started my freshmen year of high school, so there are a lot of new guys around. There's this one who I have taken a bit of a fancy ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Unattainable Crush (or, Jack Ryan Will Emotionally Cripple You)

Auntie SparkNotes: Lying Liars Who Lie

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 5, 2009
The advice-giving marathon continues! Read on: I had a really rough time in junior high with catty girls, so when I got to high school and found a really good group of friends, it was a huge relief. My current group of friends are some of ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Lying Liars Who Lie