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Videos That'll Make Sunshine Come Out of Your Earholes

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 1, 2010
Lately, it seems like everything's going wrong. It's dark when we wake up in the morning; it's been raining all week; our favorite cross-dressing, classic Hollywood actor just kicked the bucket; and our cat peed on our new sofa even though we specifically told her ... More  →
Videos That'll Make Sunshine Come Out of Your Earholes

Auntie SparkNotes: The Pixie's Lament

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 1, 2010
Does society abhor short-haired girls? Auntie says no way. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I have a massive problem. Society and cultural norms are demanding that I have long hair, but I just made the jump and maliciously hacked my hair off this weekend and now it seems ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Pixie's Lament

Auntie SparkNotes: The Ex Is Silent

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 30, 2010
All of our exes actually teleported to a different dimension. That's our story, and we're sticking to it! —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, Do you like Cheetos? Someone asked me that in a soccer game, while we were playing. It was awesome. So anyways, me and this girl went ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Ex Is Silent

Auntie SparkNotes: A Crippling Fear of Flesh

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 29, 2010
If you'll excuse us, we need to go change out of these booty shorts. —Sparkitors Hi Auntie. I feel really out of place most of the time, as people are flirting incessantly and I personally think it’s disgusting. I’d rather everyone covering as much skin they possibly ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: A Crippling Fear of Flesh

Auntie SparkNotes: My Diamond Shoes Are Too Tight

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 28, 2010
It's not easy being green, or pretty. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I am faced with what will probably sound like the most bizarre, conceited issue you will ever hear: I am pretty. ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: My Diamond Shoes Are Too Tight

Auntie SparkNotes: Pushing, Punking

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 27, 2010
Sometimes "frenemies" is too kind a word. Let's bring back plain old "enemies" as a trend for 2010! —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, One of my best friends just started dating this girl he really likes. She's super nice, and we all used to hang out together a ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Pushing, Punking

Auntie SparkNotes: When Awesome Sibs Make Awful SOs

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 24, 2010
Before we head into today's column, we've got a short, sad shout-out to make: some of our Sparklers tragically lost their wonderful cheerleading coach, Mrs. Tina, to a sudden heart attack yesterday. So RHS students, this one's for you. We're sorry for your loss. Dear Auntie, My ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: When Awesome Sibs Make Awful SOs

Antagonize a Tomato Day, and Other Minor Celebrations

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 23, 2010
When it comes to national holidays, our federal government has done a woefully inadequate job of addressing the long, dull stretch that comes between the beginning of the school year and the grateful reprieve, three months later, of Thanksgiving. Oh, sure, Columbus Day will offer ... More  →
Antagonize a Tomato Day, and Other Minor Celebrations

Auntie SparkNotes: Slow-Burning Passion and Short-Statured Dudes

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 23, 2010
If you don't want to make out with someone right away, does that mean you'll never be attracted to him? Auntie tells us. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I met this guy a few weeks ago and we have been hanging out a lot since then. I thought ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Slow-Burning Passion and Short-Statured Dudes

Auntie SparkNotes: Textual Harassment

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 22, 2010
Did Auntie just make up the phrase "textual harassment"? Because if so, she is a certified genius. —Sparkitors Hi Auntie Sparknotes, I did something recently that I really kinda regret and was wondering if you have any advice for fixing it. So, I am on the XC team ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Textual Harassment
About the Author
kat_rosenfield

Kat Rosenfield is a writer, illustrator, advice columnist, YA author, and enthusiastic licker of that plastic liner that comes inside a box of Cheez-Its. She loves zombies and cats. She hates zombie cats. Follow her on Twitter or Tumblr @katrosenfield.

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