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Auntie SparkNotes: Snogphobia

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 2, 2010
Auntie hears from a Sparkler who feels about kissing the way we do about cantaloupe (what?? It's gross.) —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, I really really hate when people kiss. I think it's the most disgusting thing high schoolers or college students can do in the hallway. Whenever I ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Snogphobia

Auntie SparkNotes: Dumping 101

By kat_rosenfieldNovember 1, 2010
We once dumped a guy by throwing a 7-layer cake at his face. True story. (Actually, it's totally, totally false.)—Sparkitors Dear Auntie, Last month, I got asked out by my crush, and I was on cloud nine. As time passed, however, I realized that he was not ... More  →

Auntie SparkNotes: See Ya Later, Mastulator

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 29, 2010
Is toolishness ever really a defense mechanism? Auntie has her doubts. —Sparkitors Hullo, Auntie. I have had a crush on the same boy since freshman year and I am now a senior. Let's call him Blaise. Blaise has a number of positive qualities about him: he's cute, ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: See Ya Later, Mastulator

Ahab Has Added "Monomaniacal Revenge" to His Interests

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 28, 2010
Here at SparkNotes, we often sit around pondering the truly important questions in life. Ancient philosophical questions that have tormented great thinkers through the centuries. Questions like "What is the true measure of greatness?," "Why are we here?," and "What the heck is a platypus, ... More  →
Ahab Has Added "Monomaniacal Revenge" to His Interests

Auntie SparkNotes: Someone Has Dumped You On Facebook

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 28, 2010
Dumped on FB?? DISLIKE. —Sparkitors Dearest Auntie, Recently, my boyfriend broke up with me...over Facebook. It was terrible and probably the worst way I've ever been dumped. And I've had a lot of cheap boyfriends. His friends have all laughed about it and some of them are ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Someone Has Dumped You On Facebook

Auntie SparkNotes: Get Smart

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 27, 2010
We say, if you're a Sparkler, you're a genius, automatically. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, I feel like I don't really know who I am anymore. When I was a little kid, I sensed that I was different from everybody else. My mom and my teachers always told me ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Get Smart

Auntie SparkNotes: I Cut You In Line So Bad

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 26, 2010
Our technique for line-cutters: hiss "no frontsies, no backsies" while brandishing our miniature Swiss Army scissors. Works like a charm! —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, Hi. I have a problem with people cutting in the lunch line. Specifically teachers cutting in line, but really, anyone who cuts in ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: I Cut You In Line So Bad

Auntie SparkNotes: The Discreet Art of Wingmanitude

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 25, 2010
Love is like a bowl of pasta and cheese. Auntie says so. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, My friend and I have an issue that we have been trying to solve, but now realize we need professional help. My friend, we'll call her Sassy, wants to meet this ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Discreet Art of Wingmanitude

Auntie SparkNotes: Fear of RejectING

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 22, 2010
Today, for the first time, Auntie advocates violent action. (She's just kidding, but still!) —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, I've recently made friends with a guy in my class and he is a really cool friend. The problem is I think he likes me and I don't like him. ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Fear of RejectING

Auntie SparkNotes: Study Buddy

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 21, 2010
Auntie hears from a Sparkler who's never needed to study—until now. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, You've probably received countless emails begging for advice on sometimes silly matters. Just a head's up: this is most likely the silliest you'll ever receive. You see, my problem is that I ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Study Buddy
About the Author
kat_rosenfield

Kat Rosenfield is a writer, illustrator, advice columnist, YA author, and enthusiastic licker of that plastic liner that comes inside a box of Cheez-Its. She loves zombies and cats. She hates zombie cats. Follow her on Twitter or Tumblr @katrosenfield.

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