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We Are All 30 Rockers

By kat_rosenfieldMarch 5, 2009
On last week’s 30 Rock, Liz Lemon convinced Kenneth the Page to accompany her on a mad race to Queens, just so she could retrieve her lost phone from a nefarious cab driver. Why all the urgency? Because the phone contained a naughty picture of ... More  →

Can You Think On Your Feet?

By kat_rosenfieldMarch 4, 2009
If you’ve ever looked around the room during class, you’ll notice that there’s a whole lot of twitching going on. Billy Tweedles is kicking the chair in front of him, Devin McFatwad is wiggling around like he’s got to pee, Lindsay Chickenbutt is bouncing up ... More  →

Tiffany Totally Eats Ham

By kat_rosenfieldMarch 2, 2009
Hiiiiiiii! Ohmagawd, you guys! It's me, Tiffany Thongbiscuit! You thought I was gone, didn't you? Well, I'm NOT. I always come back! Alwaaaays. It's one of my most specialest qualities! When I was a little kid, my parents would play this awesome game where they'd put ... More  →

Are you a Sext Offender?

By kat_rosenfieldMarch 2, 2009
When I was 16—which was not that long ago, but long enough that nobody had a camera phone yet—I let my art student boyfriend do a portrait of me. It was pen-and-ink on white paper, poster sized, with a sort of impressionist flair... ...oh, and did ... More  →

NEWS FLASH: Fringe Is Better Than LOST.

By kat_rosenfieldFebruary 26, 2009
Did you know that J.J. Abrams, in addition to being responsible for primetime behemoth LOST, also has another show? It’s called Fringe. Have you been watching Fringe? Well, you should be… because Fringe is better than LOST. There, we said it. In fact, Fringe ... More  →

Please Tell Your Butt Not to Call Me Anymore.

By kat_rosenfieldFebruary 25, 2009
Hey, did you know that teenagers use their cellular phones to do this new-fangled thing called “text messaging”? Well, the media sure does: all of a sudden, they're inundating us with hysterical rants about “sexting,” worried ruminations on “text-bullying,” and this nervous piece about the ... More  →

Cheap Eats: Nuts for Noodles

By kat_rosenfieldFebruary 23, 2009
Although there are approximately 2 million things you currently can’t eat due to the Peanut Pandemic, you’ll be thrilled to hear that Skippy peanut butter is not on the FDA’s list of forbidden foods. And that’s a good thing. Why? ‘Cause we’re in a recession ... More  →

And the Best Avenger Award Goes To...

By kat_rosenfieldFebruary 20, 2009
The Oscars are upon us, and everyone is talking about this year's nominees—The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Frost/Nixon, Milk, The Reader, and Slumdog Millionaire. These films, which tackle political corruption, impoverished youth, and the horrors of WWII, are at the top of everyone's must-see ... More  →

Tryouts and Tribulations

By kat_rosenfieldFebruary 20, 2009
When it comes to filling the hours after school, it's all about the tryout. The cheer squad, the glee club, the soccer team, the school play—all these groups have a lengthy admission process, built on fairness and principle, designed to weed out the no-talents ... More  →

Epic Fail: Putrid Presidents

By kat_rosenfieldFebruary 19, 2009
CNN reports that historians have ranked our country’s presidents in order from best to worst. This is the second time in ten years that an analysis of this sort has been done, and once again Abraham Lincoln has defended his title of Best President ... More  →
About the Author
kat_rosenfield

Kat Rosenfield is a writer, illustrator, advice columnist, YA author, and enthusiastic licker of that plastic liner that comes inside a box of Cheez-Its. She loves zombies and cats. She hates zombie cats. Follow her on Twitter or Tumblr @katrosenfield.

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