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Auntie SparkNotes: Driving Mister Weirdie

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 17, 2010
Weirdos in your carpool? HA! Try taking the F train to work every day! —Sparkitors Hi Auntie, I am going to a new school this year, and another person on my block goes to that school. Our moms seem to have gotten together or something and are ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Driving Mister Weirdie

Auntie SparkNotes: A Lesson After Dumping

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 16, 2010
This Sparkler is approximately 14 zillion times more mature than we are. —Sparkitors Help, Auntie Sparknotes! My girlfriend broke up with me, and I'm having a hard time getting over it. She had talked to me about things I was doing that bothered her, but it turns ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: A Lesson After Dumping

Auntie SparkNotes: The Pits of Despair

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 15, 2010
Today, Auntie hears from a Sparkler who's tried everything to cure her problem—even polka dancing. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, I have many questions I wish to ask your superior and wise intellect, but I decided on this one: I sweat like crazy. It drives me nuts, and I ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Pits of Despair

Auntie SparkNotes: Do Yew Tawlk Funneeee?

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 14, 2010
What should you do when people make fun of your accent? Bless their hearts. —Sparkitors Hey Auntie! My family and I have lived in the South as long as I can remember. So, naturally, I have a slight Southern accent; think Sandra Bullock in "The Blind Side." ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Do Yew Tawlk Funneeee?

Auntie SparkNotes: Updates and Unfriendings

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 13, 2010
Hey, Sparklers! Before we get to today's column, I've got a few lovely updates from past letter-writers! Ready? Here's the latest! - The hapless victim of Flakey Teaserpants wrote back to let us know that he'd decided to stop being a doormat, sack up, and move ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Updates and Unfriendings

How to Pull Off Your New Look

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 10, 2010
If you've just returned to school after a summerlong hiatus, you've probably noticed that some of your peers seem to have changed in the interim period between June and September. Last year's pockmarked froshie nerd grew seven inches and is now a clear-skinned, strapping sophomore ... More  →
How to Pull Off Your New Look

Auntie SparkNotes: An Inconsistent Tom

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 10, 2010
We'd like to put a sticky lollipop right in Tom's hair. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, My friend, Tom, is acting strange. We've been friends for a long time. But I'd say for about a year's time, he's been different. He says he'll call me, he usually doesn't, same ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: An Inconsistent Tom

Auntie SparkNotes: Nobody Nose the Trouble I've Seen

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 9, 2010
This is one of our favorite Auntie posts ever. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, Ever since I was extremely young I've hated my nose. I love actually everything else about myself and am terribly selfconfident but my nose has always been a small source of unhappiness. I am now ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Nobody Nose the Trouble I've Seen

Auntie SparkNotes: No Blood? No Pain? No Regrets? No Problem.

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 8, 2010
Something IS wrong with you, Sparkler: you're entirely too well-adjusted. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, This question may come off a little odd but I need someone to answer it. It's about sex. (cue the gasping audience and awkward turtles). I've been with my boyfriend for five months now ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: No Blood? No Pain? No Regrets? No Problem.

Auntie SparkNotes: School-Switcher's Regret

By kat_rosenfieldSeptember 7, 2010
You know what they say: the grass is always greener at someone else's school. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, I did fifty bajallion tons of paperwork, took a super hard test, and did so much research that I think my brain has actually grown larger. I did all of ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: School-Switcher's Regret
About the Author
kat_rosenfield

Kat Rosenfield is a writer, illustrator, advice columnist, YA author, and enthusiastic licker of that plastic liner that comes inside a box of Cheez-Its. She loves zombies and cats. She hates zombie cats. Follow her on Twitter or Tumblr @katrosenfield.

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