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The Illustrated Guide to Ice Skating

By kat_rosenfieldDecember 10, 2010
It's wintertime, and that means it's time for fun cold-weather activities! Lovely, fun-filled pastimes like sledding, skiing, riding, and stuffing handfuls of snow into the underpants of your enemies while screaming "Chilly willy! Chilly willy!" at the top of your lungs. But of all the things ... More  →
The Illustrated Guide to Ice Skating

Auntie SparkNotes: Letters That Scare Us To Death

By kat_rosenfieldDecember 10, 2010
What should you do if something really scary and awful happened to you? Auntie knows. —Sparkitors Hello Auntie, I'm a 15 year old guy. We recently moved to a new place and there is apparently a pedophile here. He kept asking me for a cup of coffee. ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Letters That Scare Us To Death

Ask Kat: To GRE, Or Not to GRE?

By kat_rosenfieldDecember 9, 2010
She wants an office job. Her parents want her to go to grad school. What should she do? Step 1: ask Kat for advice. —Sparkitors Kat, I am a 23 year-old super-senior who will graduate from college in May, asking for your help. I have always been ... More  →
Ask Kat: To GRE, Or Not to GRE?

Auntie SparkNotes: Eurotrashtalking

By kat_rosenfieldDecember 9, 2010
We're totally jealous of this Sparkler. But at least we're honest about it! —Sparkitors Dear Auntie SparkNotes, Great news: I officially get to leave CrapTown, USA, which is where I live. I honestly hate it here and have always DREAMED of travelling and now that I ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Eurotrashtalking

Auntie SparkNotes: Pessimists, Go Home

By kat_rosenfieldDecember 8, 2010
Haters gonna hate, friends gonna make you feel miserable about your supposedly impending breakup. —Sparkitors Dearest Auntie, As so many letters begin, there’s this boy. He’s completely adorable, remarkably handsome, gentlemanly, empathetic, intelligent, unique, and I must have been a saint in a past life because he ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Pessimists, Go Home

Auntie SparkNotes: Kleptomomiac

By kat_rosenfieldDecember 7, 2010
What should you do when your mom's stealing? Auntie knows. —Sparkitors Hi Auntie! I have a problem, like everyone else who writes in to you, except my problem is someone else's problem. Namely, my mom's. You see, my mom is a thief. No, not the cool spy-kind, but ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Kleptomomiac

Auntie SparkNotes' Budget Gift Guide

By kat_rosenfieldDecember 6, 2010
How should you handle Christmas when you're broke? Auntie knows! —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, A few months ago, my dad retired from the Air Force after 24 years of service. On the upside, he can't be sent back to Iraq, but on the downside, he has been unable ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes' Budget Gift Guide

Auntie SparkNotes: Stepmama Drama

By kat_rosenfieldDecember 3, 2010
What should you do when your stepmother thinks you're a skank? Auntie has the answer. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, My Dad recently remarried, and for the most part it's been fine. I like my new stepbrother and my new step sister is one of my closest friends. I ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Stepmama Drama

Give Needy Words a Holiday Home

By kat_rosenfieldDecember 3, 2010
If you speak English, you know that the English language is full of words—words like pulchritudinous, or mollycoddle, or dudgeon—that don't get a whole lot of use. Oh, sure, you might grab one from the thesaurus when you're trying to describe the awesome awesomeness of ... More  →
Give Needy Words a Holiday Home

Auntie SparkNotes: Due Dating

By kat_rosenfieldDecember 2, 2010
Dear Auntie, This is possibly the shortest letter you have ever gotten. Here's my question—What's the right age to start dating? First things first, Sparkler: This is NOT the shortest letter I've ever gotten. The shortest letter I've ever gotten had just three words in it. Although ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Due Dating
About the Author
kat_rosenfield

Kat Rosenfield is a writer, illustrator, advice columnist, YA author, and enthusiastic licker of that plastic liner that comes inside a box of Cheez-Its. She loves zombies and cats. She hates zombie cats. Follow her on Twitter or Tumblr @katrosenfield.

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