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Auntie SparkNotes: The Doinky Dumper

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 22, 2010
What does it mean when your ex says he wants to be friends, then disappears? Auntie knows. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, It's a really long story, but you said to keep it concise, so here we go: My first boyfriend breaks up with me on the last day ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Doinky Dumper

Auntie SparkNotes: Drumline Drama

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 21, 2010
Sorry, what were you saying? We saw the word "drumline" and started daydreaming about Nick Cannon. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I'm in the Drumline at my high school, and I've recently found that I have a bit of a confidence problem. Our instructor is pretty tough, and ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Drumline Drama

Auntie SparkNotes: Dad's Dirty Little Not-So-Secret

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 20, 2010
Today, Auntie hears from a Sparkler who keeps finding porn on the family computer. Yiiiiikes. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, A month ago, I was getting onto our family computer and went onto the top sites page. To my surprise, there was a bunch of really nasty pictures ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Dad's Dirty Little Not-So-Secret

Auntie SparkNotes: Little Town Blues

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 19, 2010
We hated our small town, too. Sparkler, hang in there for another year—it'll all get better in college! —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, Basically, I'm stuck in my town for another year with people I can't stand. I do have a group of friends who I theoretically love ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Little Town Blues

Auntie SparkNotes: A Minor Liar's Teeny Fire

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 15, 2010
Lying to your mom is bad. But freezing out your lying kid is worse. —Sparkitors Hi Auntie Sparknotes, I've always been terrified of disappointing my parents. I try so hard to be the perfect child, be a good example to the little siblings, etc, etc. But I ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: A Minor Liar's Teeny Fire

Auntie SparkNotes: Parental Permission to Date

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 14, 2010
Is your dating life any of your parents' beeswax? Auntie has an opinion. —SparkNotes editors Dear Auntie, I have a biiit of a problem: there's this girl I really like, and we went to the same gradeschool so we've known each other for 8+ years but always ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Parental Permission to Date

How to Kiss: Kat's Illustrated Guide

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 14, 2010
You might have noticed that your SparkNotes bloggers have been asked to share their personal wisdom on the topic of kissing. And hoo boy, have we ever! You've gotten info on how to relax while kissing, a complete guide to creating a signature kissing move, ... More  →
How to Kiss: Kat's Illustrated Guide

Auntie SparkNotes: Eating for None

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 13, 2010
Today, Auntie hears from a Sparkler struggling with food issues. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie SparkNotes, When I was in eighth grade, I was diagnosed with Anorexia. I went through forced recovery, which basically means that I was seeing doctor after doctor before I was ready to recover. As ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Eating for None

Auntie SparkNotes: A Hairy Situation

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 12, 2010
Whenever someone's rude to us, we turn bright red and rush away, trying not to cry. Good thing we're not the ones giving advice around here. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, I have a problem, and it’s a little hairy (Hah). I have very long hair, about long enough ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: A Hairy Situation

Auntie SparkNotes: Sexual Pressure and Flaming Jerks

By kat_rosenfieldJuly 9, 2010
Dear Auntie, I am 15 years old, and I have never been in a relationship. It's never been a problem for me, I just never met a guy that I liked enough to go out with. Anyway, I met this guy, Jamie, a while ago and ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Sexual Pressure and Flaming Jerks
About the Author
kat_rosenfield

Kat Rosenfield is a writer, illustrator, advice columnist, YA author, and enthusiastic licker of that plastic liner that comes inside a box of Cheez-Its. She loves zombies and cats. She hates zombie cats. Follow her on Twitter or Tumblr @katrosenfield.

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