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Happy Birthday, Miss Marm!!!

By kat_rosenfieldMay 27, 2010
Do you know what today is? If you said "National Grape Popsicle Day!," you'd be right! But if you thought that a celebration of grape popsicles was the most important thing to happen today, you'd be WRONG. Because today is not just a day to ... More  →
Happy Birthday, Miss Marm!!!

Auntie SparkNotes: And by "Nice," I Mean, "You're a Weenie"

By kat_rosenfieldMay 27, 2010
This guy sounds like your Sparkitors' idea of heaven. ADD, atheist, bad boy, scrawny? Yes, please! —Spark eds Dear Auntie Sparknotes, Auntie, I have a major problem—I'M TOO NICE!!! Okay, so there's this guy that I'm totally NOT interested in—he's the exact opposite of what I want in ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: And by "Nice," I Mean, "You're a Weenie"

Auntie SparkNotes: Wallowing in the Misery Muck

By kat_rosenfieldMay 26, 2010
When we go through breakups, we listen to Ricky Gervais/Steve Merchant/Karl Pilkington podcasts while weeping quietly. Just a suggestion. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I have a friend whose girlfriend just broke up with him. He's been pretty depressed about the ordeal for a few weeks now, and, ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Wallowing in the Misery Muck

Auntie SparkNotes: When Is It Okay to Have Sex?

By kat_rosenfieldMay 25, 2010
To have sex, or not to have sex? That is the question that brave Auntie will answer. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, I've been going out with my boyfriend for half a year now. He's wonderfully sweet and considerate, among many other great qualities that I won't list ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: When Is It Okay to Have Sex?

Auntie SparkNotes: Ex-Best-Friends

By kat_rosenfieldMay 24, 2010
Excuse us, but since when is it a crime to wear makeup? You should see our eyeliner right now! It makes Lady Gaga look like Maria Von Trapp!! —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, I think my friend and I have hit a rough patch in our friendship. Here's the ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Ex-Best-Friends

Auntie SparkNotes: Is It OK to Want a Breast Reduction?

By kat_rosenfieldMay 21, 2010
Some girls want bigger ones; other girls want smaller ones. ...Burgers. Bigger and smaller burgers. What did YOU think we meant? —Sparkitors Hi Auntie, I'm thinking about breast reduction. I just don't know what to do! I'm quite large and it is constantly uncomfortable. For instance: ~I have back ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Is It OK to Want a Breast Reduction?

Auntie SparkNotes: License to Date

By kat_rosenfieldMay 20, 2010
Two erstwhile Sparklers have created an awesome Auntie SparkNotes fan page on Facebook! Click if you dig it. —Sparkitors I've been checking out your flirting guides and most of them have been a big help. Now I won't be completely clueless when I try them out. ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: License to Date

Personal Ads That'll Keep You Single

By kat_rosenfieldMay 19, 2010
A long time ago, personal ads were considered an embarrassing last resort for those looking for love—the domain of hopelessly undesirable people who turned to typewriters and post-office boxes in a last-ditch effort to find romance. But thanks to the internet, that stigma (along with ... More  →
Personal Ads That'll Keep You Single

Auntie SparkNotes: Consumed By Flames of Rage

By kat_rosenfieldMay 19, 2010
It's snooping week at SparkLife! Today we hear from a guilt-riddled girl who let her cell phone fall into the wrong hands. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie Sparknotes, Over spring break, I did some crazy stuff and hooked up with a boy that I met at the beach. I ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Consumed By Flames of Rage

Auntie SparkNotes: Home Offices and Seeeeeecret Secrets

By kat_rosenfieldMay 18, 2010
When you snoop and find nothing, you feel guilty. When you snoop and find something MAJOR, you feel guilty, panicky, and regretful. Auntie to the rescue! —SparkNotes editors Dear Auntie, Before I explain the problem I should provide a quick backstory. Not to brag or anything, but ... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Home Offices and Seeeeeecret Secrets
About the Author
kat_rosenfield

Kat Rosenfield is a writer, illustrator, advice columnist, YA author, and enthusiastic licker of that plastic liner that comes inside a box of Cheez-Its. She loves zombies and cats. She hates zombie cats. Follow her on Twitter or Tumblr @katrosenfield.

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